Timewaster's Guide Archive

I always grew up knowing that someday I would marry the man of my dreams, which I have (with a few minimal alterations).  Staying true to those dreams (which are my subconcious hearts desire) he must be tall, dark and handsome.  Yes cliche I know, but I fall for that hook line and sinker.  I'm also a sucker for a few nicely defined muscles.  Fairy   Sorry hairy guys...if I cant see the muscle...  WEREWOLF  Also a heavenly scent stops me in tracks, drops my jaw and erases everything in my head but uh......wow my husband just walked by.  Ummm...oh yeah ZOMBIE  A nice tan and nice teeth and nice eyes also essential.  VAMPIRE  Srong verbal abilites, an intelligent mind, and a kind and caring heart also top the list.  With all those characteristics as a minimum the only one left on the list is...MY HUSBAND...who is a superhero.  Shhh...dont tell.  The physical description is a dead on match.  Hes  intelligent, kind, thoughtful, considerate and always serving others.  He takes care of our children, and he saves me every day!  Its a wonder that on top of everything he also looks hot in a cape!  (And yes this counts because we go on a date every week!)