Timewaster's Guide Archive

My latest favorites are
Nickleback: Rockstar
Lost Prophets: Rooftops & Last Train
Hinder: Lips of an Angel
Bullet for my Valentine: Tears don't Fall

I get my songs from Itunes

That article proves a good point... society has become corrupt... we look to the evilistic, butt kicking, enemy slaughtering, heroes instead of the ones like Superman, who prefer to keep everyone safe...

  nice guys i like them!

If you have any other funny stuff i would like to hear it!

This is a funny e-mail i got. and this is part of it.


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the
fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us!

Another:

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky
and said..."where???.......
They Walk among us!!

Another:

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I
don't keep up with that stuff.".......
They Walk Among Us!!

Another:

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
>I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
>was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
>7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
>Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" ......
They Walk Among Us!!!

Another:

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in
a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving". .......
They Walk Among Us!!!!

Another:

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!

Another:

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on
both....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

Another:

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry be cause she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?"......
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

Another:

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, .......
THEY Walk Among Us,
too.!!!!!!!!

sorry... that'd be a typo.... and E.... anything could entertain you so...  and i'm not much of a dancer... nor a sissy boy.... i don't know. im just confused now.

Oh ok. thanks!