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Title: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 10, 2004, 11:15:28 PM: You're not allowed to complain. I've already told you it's disturbing.
And it involves Severus Snape. (Completely clean, though)

http://www.eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 10, 2004, 11:28:59 PM: I suppose if it didn't cut off suddenly it would go too long to be watchable.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on April 11, 2004, 02:08:48 AM: Hum. I get nothing from the link.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on April 11, 2004, 02:38:52 AM: The site's excedded it's bandwith for the day.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on April 11, 2004, 07:49:21 AM: Alan Rickman must be rolling in his grave.

...what? He's not dead yet? SE, rectify that please.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Master Xaio on April 11, 2004, 08:31:50 AM: OMG. That is scary. But So Damn FUNNY!!!!

*Bookmarks* Now I feel sad...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 12, 2004, 10:01:37 PM: http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Apparently connected to Burger King in some weird, strange, subservient way.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 12, 2004, 10:22:45 PM: it takes a very long time to load.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 12, 2004, 10:30:47 PM: well this *is* the place for time-wasting
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 12, 2004, 10:33:47 PM: yes, and i was rewarded by soemthing truly frightening when it did come up. The fitful movements, the truly hideous mask, the retardation it must have taken to come up with the concept.... wow. so apt a link for a thread with this title...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on April 24, 2004, 03:59:36 PM: (http://www.stfd.net/indexfiles/bunchies_av.gif)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 24, 2004, 04:02:25 PM: Thats cool!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 24, 2004, 04:05:57 PM: Quote
[14:56] Obi-Wan Kenobi: wtf is that?!
[14:57] Entropy: i found it on a french message board
[14:57] Entropy: awesome isnt it?
[14:57] Obi-Wan Kenobi: it's lieka cross between Jabba the Hut and a Llama
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 24, 2004, 04:07:03 PM: (http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/images/pop_kaeru_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 24, 2004, 04:14:08 PM: why is that cat abusing that frog puppet... hat... thing?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 24, 2004, 04:16:43 PM: its from a japanese site selling cosplay costumes for cats....
I found this slightly less distribing than the schoolgirl outift.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 24, 2004, 04:30:03 PM: http://www.kindofcrap.com/engrish/en-banana.jpg
Monkey Love
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Maxwell on April 24, 2004, 10:33:17 PM: http://www.discosquirrels.com/ lets just say it involves the village people...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on May 15, 2004, 05:16:05 PM: As Spriggan and Tage can testify: why you should never post your picture on the Internet.

http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 19, 2004, 09:14:27 AM: http://www.takeoneforthecountry.com/article.asp

That involves young single women makeing sure certain solder needs are met before they get shiped into combat.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on May 19, 2004, 09:28:25 AM: errr I never expected you to post something like that sprig
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 19, 2004, 09:32:21 AM: I don't know why. I may be Mormon but I'm not a puritist. I found the name of the site rather funney especialy considering what they're doing. Made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 19, 2004, 09:33:23 AM: and, after all, the thread is "DIsturbing" stuff found on the internet.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on May 19, 2004, 10:39:14 AM: We are mildly amused.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 21, 2004, 08:48:22 AM: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 21, 2004, 08:51:56 AM: quick! find something that hasn't been marketed yet! Yes! This is fresh territory! we'll make a killing! THere must be tons of people who want this!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: JP Dogberry on May 21, 2004, 09:16:43 AM: /me starts marketing Cockroach Soup, sicne it's never been done before and must therefore fill a niche market, and make him rich.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on May 21, 2004, 09:45:53 AM: Well, they *are* kind of cute.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: JP Dogberry on May 21, 2004, 09:50:20 AM: Consumer Zombie! Sell-Out! Un-indie!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 21, 2004, 10:17:02 AM: because nothing anyone likes is any good.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Brenna on May 21, 2004, 11:38:41 AM: They are kinda cute--but I think I'd be more than disturbed if someone gave me one:

Other person: Here, I thought this defined our friendship

Me: Thanks! It's so cute, what is it?

Other person: the Ebola virus

Me: 0_o
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 21, 2004, 12:00:45 PM: Nothing says "Love" like the Ebola virus.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on May 21, 2004, 12:11:51 PM: At least you cant give em the clap :)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 11, 2004, 05:23:33 PM: I'm so very upset that I ever looked at this (http://64.239.129.76/assets/users2/kurtz/default/gallery-msg-1085088154-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on June 11, 2004, 05:34:20 PM: And yet SE you're the one that gets all worked up when Jeffe or someone else posts something with a mild sexual refrence in it. That is 10x more offencive then anything you've ever complained about.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: House of Mustard on June 11, 2004, 05:39:15 PM: At least he warned us...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on June 11, 2004, 05:43:24 PM: I took the thread's tone as typical SE sarcasm not that there was anything offencive in it.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on June 11, 2004, 06:04:23 PM: Oh, yah. That, on the internet scale of nastiness, is 3 out of 10. But since TWG is a 1 out of 10 zone, I am confused as to why you have posted it.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 11, 2004, 09:11:18 PM: 1) I don't get upset, I post a warning when Jeffe does it.
2) I cannot understand how you could take me saying something was disturbing, in a thread for disturbing stuff, as not being disturbing.

Uhm... that's all I have to say.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 11, 2004, 10:09:51 PM: Yeah I know him and know he doest get upset... I take it as him trying to save all your Virgin ears and eyes.
I try to hold back my references and language (Saint knows it) and succeed very well here. You have to remember Im a sailor and a soldier (by profession) and my own personal language is a lot more colorful elsewhere. Its one of the things god and I have issues with. Anyhow, that was disgusting for Eric.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 11, 2004, 10:56:38 PM: yeah, it was gross.

Incidentally, that's Scot Kurtz's dog. After digesting a paper towel.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on June 12, 2004, 08:57:56 PM: http://www.flipsided.com/videos/viewvideo/131.php

Just... wrong. In so many ways.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on June 19, 2004, 12:23:25 AM: http://www.maar.us/alien_species.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on June 24, 2004, 06:14:02 AM: Not sure where else one would post such a thing, but it defently dosen't deserve it's own thread.

http://www.agora-inc.com/reports/RHB/W6RHDB16/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on June 25, 2004, 07:14:14 AM: Ok this kinds freaks me out. It's not that Sun Myung Moon declaired himself the Messisah but that he did it at the US capital after a congressman placed a crown on his head.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/06/23/politics/main625520.shtml
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on July 15, 2004, 10:13:14 PM: I was going to put this under webcomics, but it's better here. Disturbing.

Spiderman comics with the dialouge re-written. Warning: vulgar language and bad taste jokes and no continuity between the strips

(http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/spidey20.jpg)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on July 15, 2004, 10:48:30 PM: This is funny stuff Fuzzy. VERY funny stuff.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on July 17, 2004, 07:48:04 PM: I just don't know what to think about this.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/?PHPSESSID=cc303d6f9910a21297cdad8cae0c5996

I think they don't understand that a lot of Mormons use BofM names. I've never met anyone who is named Zont'l, but I've only lived in Utah for 12 years.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on July 17, 2004, 10:09:22 PM: Jordan River Zaragrunudgeyon

Is what I got. It is kinda funny though.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 09, 2004, 03:13:28 PM: http://students.cs.byu.edu/~quinn/movies/monkey.swf

yeah. Sometimes, it IS better.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on August 24, 2004, 05:31:45 PM: http://apnews.excite.com/article/20040823/D84L5JOG0.html

For when that pillow isn't interactive enough for you.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on August 24, 2004, 08:47:18 PM: o_O

You know, I've never been able to figure out if Japanese men are lonely or just weird.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 24, 2004, 09:00:48 PM: six from column a, half a dozen of column b
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on August 24, 2004, 09:37:04 PM: The most amusing thing is, they expect people to PAY for the digital gifts they give their digital girlfriend. At least, that's what the article claims.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on August 25, 2004, 12:28:46 PM: There are already websites with that sort of thing. You send gifts to other users and pay for those digital gifts with real money. Some people have spent something like a grand plus on there.

Freaks.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 30, 2004, 10:27:05 AM: more disturbing stuff relating to dogs, this from a realtor's web site (originally) but after attention was called to it, they apparently pulled it down and photoshopped it out. good thing Ryan at Quantz.com had it in his cache!

Happy Dogs (http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/happydogs.jpg)

Note that I rate this at about the same quality of the material I posted LAST about dogs. If that'll turn your stomach, do not do the clicky-clicky. Thank you.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on October 07, 2004, 12:12:29 AM: unicycle jousting

http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/unijoust.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on October 08, 2004, 03:08:38 AM: I don't think this has been posted before, but I won't vouch for it.

I LOVE this site.

http://www.creaturesinmyhead.com/creature.php
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on October 08, 2004, 07:10:14 AM: I don't think it has either, Fuzzy--though I've considered posting it a couple of times. I think Fell particularly would appreciate the site. Seems like his kind of humor.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 08, 2004, 09:01:57 AM: *I* have posted it before. In the last few weeks, actually. Honestly, how are you peoeple gonna get by if you don't read all of my thousands of posts.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on October 08, 2004, 09:13:18 AM: No you haven't. I read every post on this danged forum, and that ain't one of them, boyo.

Unless you posted it in the music forum that is, but that would be a stretch even for you.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 08, 2004, 09:55:16 AM: I swear I did. Just because I can't find it now means nothing. I had quotes from it in my sig and everything.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on October 08, 2004, 12:15:56 PM: Isn't boyo a type of bean, or at least a company that makes beans?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on October 08, 2004, 01:47:46 PM: If it was just recently I would have seen it. Stop trying to steal my thunder.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 08, 2004, 01:51:24 PM: no thunder for you!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on October 22, 2004, 03:15:29 AM: Um.

http://sa-store.com/shop.php?category_id=25&item01_id=37
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 22, 2004, 08:50:37 AM: BWAHAHAH! that's cool USB sushi!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 22, 2004, 10:10:13 AM: What the heck kind of a world is this where THIS thing (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3070756a10,00.html) exists
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on October 22, 2004, 11:03:05 AM: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on October 23, 2004, 05:27:39 PM: Internet dating wasn't enough for her, so she went to a bigger medium.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20041022/od_nm/life_australia_husband_dc
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 16, 2004, 06:34:49 PM: http://www.triggur.org/robodump/

yeah, the URL says it
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on November 18, 2004, 11:43:13 AM: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/life.hunting.reut/index.html

If they think this is bothersome just wait until the first time some anonymous user (using paypal) puts a bullet through the attendant's skull. Now that'll be a news story.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on November 18, 2004, 06:39:48 PM: Yeah, remember the Boyfriend Arm Pillow?

http://www.techjapan.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=681&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: House of Mustard on November 18, 2004, 07:23:57 PM: Here's something all you dang Mormons will find entertaining. It's an anti site, of sorts. It begins with the following accusation:

Quote
"The LDS "church" is one of the most confusiong denominations on earth, especially in that it masquerades as a "Christian" church, however the fact is that it is controlled, according to SEVERAL eye-witnesses, by shape-shifting "chameleon" reptilian humanoids, which continue to teach the original lie of the serpent, as spouted off to Eve in Eden, that "Ye shall be as gods". "

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/lds.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 18, 2004, 07:44:20 PM: it's on angelfire, dude, not even the freaks can take that seriously. Y'know, like the freaks that are buying that lap pillow.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: House of Mustard on November 18, 2004, 07:48:38 PM: Admit, SE: you always believed that the church was run by the guys from V. Now you have proof.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 23, 2004, 03:18:36 PM: warning, like all stuff I post to this thread, this will bother some people. But ya gotta watch out girls. Writing a paper can expose you to some nasty types (http://www.prangstgrup.com/shorts/voyeur/)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on November 24, 2004, 03:22:01 AM: Had my sound up. Husband turned around and went, "What IS that?"

Had to explain, badly. All your fault.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 24, 2004, 03:59:57 AM: Heh..I understand that guy.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 24, 2004, 09:24:24 AM: Quote
Had my sound up. Husband turned around and went, "What IS that?"

Had to explain, badly. All your fault.

Hey, that's why I post the warnings, people!
Cite it! CITE IT!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 24, 2004, 09:32:59 AM: Yeah, I hear that girl likes it Harvard style...

Note to self : You thought this was funyn at 11:32. Pm
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on November 24, 2004, 04:10:53 PM: Not really disturbing in the way we normally use the word here, but this was just another example of how we can really take things to the point of absurdity.

Quote

Patricia Frankhouser filed a lawsuit in Jeannette, Pa., in November against the Norfolk Southern railway as a result of being hit by a train in January as she walked on railroad tracks. Frankhouser, who suffered various cuts and a broken finger, claimed in the lawsuit that Norfolk Southern should have posted signs alongside the tracks warning people not to walk on them, that trains might be coming. [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 11-5-04]

It was here (http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp?vts=112420041132), halfway down the page.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 28, 2004, 02:45:19 AM: So, as I was searching for a battery for this video camera from the early 90's I happened upon something interesting, if not disturbing.

"The Internet Tax Freedom Act of October 21, 1998 only restricts the states from applying multiple or discriminatory taxes on Internet commerce. In other words, it prevents the states from passing new types of Internet-specific sales taxes, but it does not exempt Internet transactions from previously enacted state sales tax laws."

Ok, that's pretty cool. Makes me happy, feeling good, etc. Next sentence!

"The Internet Tax Freedom Act provides this protection through October 21, 2001."

Well, bummer. I have done no other research whatsoever on this, but I wonder if this has been re-whateverhastobedonetokeepthethinggoing so that such Internet-specific taxes can't be imposed upon the consumer! A bit disturbing.

http://www.batterycorner.com/payment.htm#3 There's the link where I read about it.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 05, 2004, 06:10:20 PM: http://www.koehnline.com/newgifs/circface.html

There's a bunch of them.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on December 10, 2004, 09:26:20 AM: Wookie pr0n (only implied)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=617&item=6347792164&rd=1
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 10, 2004, 09:30:15 AM: now you've got me all hot and bothered....
and considering to bid...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on December 10, 2004, 04:49:18 PM: I'm surprised Ebay doesn't pull that. It looks like something someone taped off TV, and is now reselling. I didn't think that was legal.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on December 10, 2004, 05:35:34 PM: Down in the description, it says "Up for sale is a CD jewel case suitable for any CD or DVD. Free with purchase is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Originally aired on November 17, 1978." Perhaps they get around it by saying it's free?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on December 11, 2004, 04:20:29 PM: yes they do. It's a fairly common trick to get around copyright laws.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on December 12, 2004, 03:08:33 PM: http://www.timbro.com/euvsusa/

Eh.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on December 12, 2004, 06:29:13 PM: What the crap does Luxembuerg make?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on December 12, 2004, 07:49:28 PM: Luxemborg doesn't make anything. It's jsut where all the rich people move toget away from those hicks in Germany and France.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 13, 2004, 09:08:16 AM: Yay! We're rich!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 19, 2004, 05:05:53 PM: Leonard Nemoy sings his greatest hit Bilbo Baggins... in this vintage 1968 video from hell.

http://www.myprecious.us/ballad_of_bilbo_baggins.php
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on December 19, 2004, 05:28:22 PM: Yes that has appeared on the boards here before.
Oh, how disturbing.
Tolkien and Star Trek should not mix in any form or association.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 19, 2004, 10:30:22 PM: It deserved a special Xmass season posting... Derfinately in the top 10 Disturbing internet thingys of the year.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 19, 2004, 10:38:48 PM: Quote
What the crap does Luxembuerg make?

From the CIA world factbook

This stable, high-income economy features solid growth, low inflation, and low unemployment. The industrial sector, initially dominated by steel, has become increasingly diversified to include chemicals, rubber, and other products. Growth in the financial sector, which now accounts for about 22% of GDP, has more than compensated for the decline in steel. Most banks are foreign-owned and have extensive foreign dealings. Agriculture is based on small family-owned farms. The economy depends on foreign and trans-border workers for more than 30% of its labor force. Although Luxembourg, like all EU members, has suffered from the global economic slump, the country has maintained a fairly strong growth rate and enjoys an extraordinarily high standard of living.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 20, 2004, 01:50:37 AM: http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0

Fight Club vs. Calvin and Hobbes.
This should probably disturb me a whole lot more than it does. Instead I just find myself giggling.

WARNING: Vulgar language.
However look at it this way. Those of you who have SEEN Fight Club probably won't care about the language and if you haven't seen the movie you probably won't think it's funny anyway
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 26, 2005, 11:21:31 AM: http://8bit.memoryleak.org:81/cgi-bin/genderpie.pl

No comment necessary.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 26, 2005, 11:28:11 AM: I just want to take this opportunity to express how funny the phrase "gender pie" is.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 30, 2005, 10:11:31 PM: http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/

Computer sceen dirty?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on February 03, 2005, 08:50:52 PM: Taking Valentine's a bit too far...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050129/480/mr20101291634
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on February 04, 2005, 02:05:55 AM: Well, it's not like The Face on the Milk Carton...

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/01/coffee.model.ap/index.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on February 04, 2005, 02:36:44 AM: Quote
Taking Valentine's a bit too far...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050129/480/mr20101291634

I see nothing wrong with it. the PC police need to get over themselfs and let people enjoy things.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 04, 2005, 09:27:04 AM: Ook, that's hilarious. What I love is that they turned down an offer to settle for half that. I think some lawyers are going to be fired.

Sprig, I think the problem is not that the bears are offered, but that they're offered by a government. Not that I agree with them, but it seems a more understandable argument that way.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on February 04, 2005, 09:35:53 AM: umm...they're not offiered by any goverment. Vermont teddybear is a private busniess that happens to be based in Vermont.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 04, 2005, 09:37:50 AM: ah, well, then I skimmed too fast. Then I concur. That's screwed up.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 04, 2005, 09:40:15 AM: Oh well, then. I mean..... Vermont.

http://www.michaelberube.com/index.php/weblog/education_secretary_demands_removal_of_vermont_from_nations_textbooks/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on February 04, 2005, 11:09:40 AM: I wasn't saying there was anything wrong with it. Just that it's disturbingly funny. Thus, I put it in this thread.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on February 04, 2005, 11:12:10 AM: Quote
Oh well, then. I mean..... Vermont.

http://www.michaelberube.com/index.php/weblog/education_secretary_demands_removal_of_vermont_from_nations_textbooks/

Fuzzy, is that site some sort of Onion-esque thing? There is a big controversy going on about Spelling right now, but it has nothing to do with Vt., it's because the Buster Bunny cartoon had a lesbian couple in it. (And if I'm being naive again, tell me, because I'm just not quite awake yet.)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 04, 2005, 11:31:41 AM: yeah, it's at least partially satire, which always has a basis in reality. note the comment about the bottom that says that says "One of the quotes in this post is real and Not Made Up At All"
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 04, 2005, 10:00:04 PM: Yes, it's satire, though it wounds me to have to clarify that.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on February 04, 2005, 10:15:26 PM: I dunno, I'm just very literal the last couple of days. Dang sinus infection. It's been over a month now. I think it's rotting my brain.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on February 07, 2005, 07:25:45 PM: I'm starting to think that satire is the medium of the logically crippled. I mean, honestly, I haven't read any clever satire in years. I've heard nothing but mindless "everybody knows that gays are people too" invective over that buster bunny/lesbian couple thing.

If one wants to show that mainstreaming the homosexual lifestyle would be good for our society rather than bad, one should come up with a line of reasoning that carries more weight than, "you're mean and stupid if you don't agree"
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on February 15, 2005, 07:53:52 AM: Instead of writeing a review today, I was looking around the Lazlo site and eventualy (after going through other links) came upon these series of photos.

http://www.gennet.org/facts/nessie.html

Now I don't care if they're a rotting shark, the real thing or photoshoped (which many say they are), I just think they look cool.

I have this in disturbing because, well they're pictures of a rotteing corpse, one said to be a plesiosaur.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 16, 2005, 01:36:18 AM: http://www.thelatetrain.com/features/mailman.html

This makes me think of Gemm. He could write things like this.

You may also like: Sock full of bees.

http://www.thelatetrain.com/features/sockfullofbees.html

One instance of the f-word, and it's kind of mumbled.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 16, 2005, 03:08:42 PM: Who couldn't have predicted the outcome (http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm)?

I sure hope those midgets heal up fast. I want to see video footage of their regular bouts.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: EUOL on May 18, 2005, 04:54:46 AM: Sorry, SE. I'm not buying it. (I'm not sure if you were serious about that link or not.)

First, the story is ridiculous.

Second, it uses BBC logos--but it's not on the BBC news site. It's hosted somewhere else.

Prank.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 18, 2005, 07:02:13 AM: well it's over two weeks old and most news sites don't keep things on their site for more then a few days.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 18, 2005, 09:39:39 AM: Come on, people, can't you at least MOMENTARILY relish the idea of a Midget Fighting league?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on May 20, 2005, 10:11:02 PM: http://www.indybay.org/news/2005/03/1728717.php

Disturbing factor: involves poo.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on May 23, 2005, 03:02:00 PM: http://zapatopi.net/belgium.html

Disturbing factor: Distribution of land and mass equals naught.

So Entropy, our European magistrate, is it real?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 23, 2005, 04:30:57 PM: TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man has been sentenced to five-and-a-half years in jail for snatching mannequins used by a cake shop chain to tout its wares.

"Peko-chan," a round-eyed doll around the size of a six-year-old, has been used by Fujiya Co. Ltd. to sell sweets for five decades and her grinning countenance is a familiar sight in front of shops around Japan.

Recently, however, she has become a favorite of collectors, leading to a rash of "Peko-chan" snatchings.

Takeishi Shibuya, 31, was convicted of stealing 15 of the large dolls, valued at about 1.1 million yen ($10,170), a court official in Yamagata prefecture, northern Japan, said on Monday.

In several cases, Shibuya used pepper spray and spray paint to fend off store employees, leading prosecutors to demand a sentence of nine years in prison.

"But he has reflected on his crimes and feels bad about what he did, so the sentence was lighter as a result," the official said.

After a wave of "Peko-chan" disappearances last year, the company suggested chaining the dolls down, but customers complained that this would be cruel.

here's what pekochan looks like http://images.google.com/images?q=pekochan&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 23, 2005, 04:41:33 PM: "cruel?"

riiiiiiight.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 23, 2005, 06:55:50 PM: that's the part I found "Disturbing", crazy Japanese.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on May 27, 2005, 03:06:59 PM: HOly carpacium! http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2005/05/news-news.asp

That man is so creepy looking. What's his problem!? Run away!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 27, 2005, 03:08:46 PM: Yah, Alan more is pretty scary looking
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on June 01, 2005, 11:42:14 AM: http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

WHat?.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on June 01, 2005, 12:07:38 PM: Quote
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

WHat?.

Thank you for posting that historically accurate and completely relevant fact about Vin Diesel. My life is now complete.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 01, 2005, 12:15:10 PM: haven't we already seen that one before?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on June 01, 2005, 12:24:53 PM: I think we've seen the link before, but I was under the impression that Gemm wanted to reference that particular "fact."

You can correct me if I'm wrong, Gemm.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 01, 2005, 12:37:29 PM: the problem with that theory is that if you load that page you get a *random* fact.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on June 01, 2005, 03:08:19 PM: *Chimera tests the link.

Ah. Yes. You are correct.

I would like to revise my earlier comments. Ignore them.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on June 01, 2005, 11:36:09 PM: Ahah! Well, I don't care if it's a repeat. I wanted to post it then because I saw it today and it awed me with it's ridiculousness. Take it.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on June 10, 2005, 08:35:22 AM: Looks like Stacer's Ninja Kittens got sloppy and were caught during a hit.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8167302/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on July 28, 2005, 12:00:52 AM: Need to waste some time? Waste time by putting things on your cat and taking pictures.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

(this is really more disturbing than cool, I felt, and this thread just can't die)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on July 28, 2005, 12:34:20 AM: What that site fails to mention is that half of the cats depicted have been crushed to death.

Yes, that is a disturbing site.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on August 01, 2005, 01:46:35 AM: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html

It probably says something about me that I always end up getting sent links to the disturbing stuff.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on August 01, 2005, 11:48:20 AM: At first that site seems cool, but it doesn't take long for it to become disturbing. I think there should just be a beanie baby there instead of a person.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 04, 2005, 10:36:02 PM: Dog: 0; Porcupine: several million (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/854/).

it's disturbing, but not gross.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Legion on August 05, 2005, 09:50:48 AM: that got to hurt.....a lot
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on August 05, 2005, 12:11:15 PM: Quote

You do realise that green lama thing use to be one of Gemm's old avatars?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 05, 2005, 12:21:27 PM: what? huh?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on August 05, 2005, 12:34:52 PM: Some one deleted 4 posts.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 05, 2005, 12:47:37 PM: except that your quote is from a year and a half ago, that's what confused me.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on August 05, 2005, 12:54:57 PM: I deny everything.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 05, 2005, 01:23:52 PM: ah... good idea.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Aziraphale on August 08, 2005, 07:58:16 PM: Quote
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html

It probably says something about me that I always end up getting sent links to the disturbing stuff.

Am I sick for refreshing this page again and again and again...? Oh well, it's still funny as hell
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on August 11, 2005, 11:59:57 AM: I almost wonder if this is an urban legend.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6448213/did/8888579/

Kind of makes me want to start an urban legend.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 11, 2005, 12:32:10 PM: I think so. I noticed the article was dated two days ago. I've read that exact story, to the word if I remember correctly, months ago.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on August 11, 2005, 01:35:29 PM: Well, here are some other versions:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/08/09/game.death.reut/?section=cnn_tech

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4137782.stm

http://www.redherring.com/Article.aspx?a=13119&hed=Man+Dies+After+Gaming+Binge++&sector=Regions&subsector=Asia

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16212536-13762,00.html

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/korea_games_dc;_ylt=AvQpZOoluYetrokPT3vSF8as0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 24, 2005, 09:38:18 AM: making fun of cosplay (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2533)

What I like about it is that after the first, accurate extended jab, he mostly only lets them do it to themselves. Well, there's his eye movement, which is pretty amusing, but these guys dig themselves a pretty deep pit.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on August 25, 2005, 02:36:40 PM: Well... that about sums it up. Actually I have more respect for the people who go to all the trouble of reproducing the costume of a specific character, and less for the people who show up just dressed in random things and looking like they mugged four or five people for parts of their costumes.

Not a whole lot more, but a little more.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Tage on August 29, 2005, 05:54:33 PM: So, in my head I had a huge debate about whether this should go here, in Cool Stuff, or in RPGs. Eventually I decided it's more frightening than anything else. Wizards is sponsoring D&D games in libraries:
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/library
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on August 29, 2005, 06:02:18 PM: other than the kids who participate will be targeted by bullies, that's kind of a great idea to help garner interest in reading, libraries, and gaming. And it's might also provide a safe activity for kids during the afternoon.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on August 29, 2005, 07:06:56 PM: Quote
What is D&D?
A worldwide pop culture phenomenon for thirty years

/me chokes
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on September 14, 2005, 01:46:52 PM: School in Connecticut will keep playing Hanson's "Mmmbop" on the intercom until they reach their donation goal for Hurricane Katrina relief.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/13/earlyshow/main838253.shtml?CMP=OTC-RSSFeed&source=RSS&attr=Entertainment_838253
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on September 14, 2005, 01:57:17 PM: That is hilarious.

How would you like to be Hansen, and have your music used to aggravate people into giving money? :)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Legion on September 14, 2005, 01:58:12 PM: Since there song is used to make money do you think they are getting any royalties?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on September 14, 2005, 02:10:08 PM: I'm sure that school is violating the Geneva Convention.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: stacer on September 14, 2005, 02:32:32 PM: Quote
So, in my head I had a huge debate about whether this should go here, in Cool Stuff, or in RPGs. Eventually I decided it's more frightening than anything else. Wizards is sponsoring D&D games in libraries:
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/library

I just noticed this. You know what else is disturbing? I was promoting it at ALA to librarians. Didn't I tell you about that?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2005, 10:08:52 AM: 2 things.

This one from sprig: Does it really surprise anyone that this opinion came from someone in Idaho? (http://flashnews.com/news/wfn1050908J5463.html)

This from Jeff Rowland. I really have no idea, whatsoever, of how to react to this (http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Legion on September 22, 2005, 10:29:46 AM: Quote

This from Jeff Rowland. I really have no idea, whatsoever, of how to react to this (http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml)

why Samuel L. Jackson...why would you do this to your career
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2005, 10:50:43 AM: I'm using the title of that film as my new catch-phrase/expletive.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on September 22, 2005, 12:58:46 PM: If I were afraid of snakes, I guess that would be disturbing. Now, people--those are terrifying.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on September 22, 2005, 04:51:12 PM: Quote

why Samuel L. Jackson...why would you do this to your career

I don't know... why did he do "The Man" that just came out a few weeks ago and was just as good as this looks.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on September 23, 2005, 01:45:23 AM: I don't think Samuel L. Jackson could ruin his career. The man has too much diverse talent.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 23, 2005, 08:46:09 AM: Plus he's COOL.

I love that guy.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Legion on September 23, 2005, 09:19:33 AM: Quote
Plus he's COOL.

I love that guy.

If you love him so much why don't you marry him?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 23, 2005, 10:35:36 AM: because
a) it's illegal in 49 states
and
b) my love is a three way tie between him, Ray Davies, and Molly Ringwald
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 23, 2005, 03:14:23 PM: ok, here's something else that I can't stop looking at but scares me. Why didn't anyone tell me about this (http://www.malbertphoto.com/mobulas1.html)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 29, 2005, 12:37:19 PM: I may not have been sure about the last post. But this one definitely goes here (http://www.boingboing.net/2004/10/19/liveaction_womens_du.html).
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on September 29, 2005, 01:35:49 PM: Why do I even look at any of the links on this thread?

*42 carves out his eyes with a dull spoon.*
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on October 05, 2005, 08:44:43 PM: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9600151/

Ok, we'll call it a stalemate.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 06, 2005, 03:55:07 PM: That's quite possibly the coolest thing I've read all year.

Not the whole environmental collapse thing, but the fight.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on October 14, 2005, 09:14:02 PM: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5409947201428088801&q=harry+pot

Harry Potter Modern Dance...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on October 14, 2005, 09:32:38 PM: http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20051014064916200C120193

Man told to pay child support for the children he's never met.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on October 14, 2005, 10:00:22 PM: Wow, glad I'm not the judge on that case.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on October 14, 2005, 10:02:48 PM: Im glad Im not the man in that case...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Lost One on October 15, 2005, 04:02:05 PM: That is one of the many reason why I avoid family law.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Jade Knight on October 15, 2005, 07:40:47 PM: That's majorly screwed up.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 17, 2005, 09:24:50 AM: and the kids at Little Gamers think the US is screwed up.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on November 01, 2005, 05:36:57 PM: http://catsinsinks.com/

Apologies if it's already been posted...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 02, 2005, 11:14:12 AM: Wow, just instantly incredibly fantastic....
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on November 02, 2005, 11:33:23 AM: Must... keep... brain... from... imploding....
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on November 08, 2005, 10:24:13 PM: I wasn't sure whether to put this in "disturbing" or "cool." It's a little of both.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/06/arts/design/06kahn.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Eagle Prince on November 09, 2005, 05:22:54 AM: I wonder what its stats would be if we cast animate dead, hmm....
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: cyan10101 on November 09, 2005, 05:24:56 AM: what is it? i couldn't read the article.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Eagle Prince on November 09, 2005, 05:32:37 AM: A rotting, 20-foot tall pink rabbit stuffed animal on the top of the hill.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: cyan10101 on November 09, 2005, 05:37:58 AM: ewwww, we need to animate that for our undead campaign. yeah yeah!!!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 11, 2005, 10:10:31 AM: Just wait till they don't need the headset (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/10/25/human.remote.control.ap/index.html)
(or can do it via sattelite)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on November 11, 2005, 10:39:31 AM: I saw that article earlier and meant to post it, I just wasn't sure where.

Sure it violates the free-agency of mankind, but it could be so useful. I just need to make sure I get control first.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Lost One on November 11, 2005, 12:29:28 PM: I can see value in being able to control human beings. Prisons and courts could use such devises to increase inmate security. Court could also use them as an alternative form of punishment. They could have put one of those headsets on Martha Stewart.

In addition, it could keep my kids from messing up the apartment every 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on November 11, 2005, 02:08:17 PM: One guy says it would be a useful nonviolent weapon. I suppose...

I have to agree with the conclusion of the author of the article--this makes me uncomfortable. Any type of "mind control" object seems to me to be just begging for trouble. Have we not read all the science fiction on this?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on November 13, 2005, 04:41:49 PM: http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/face/news/20050720p2g00m0dm024000c.html

And I say to myself, am I sure I really want to visit Japan? Japan is scary.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on November 16, 2005, 09:19:24 AM: http://www.nbr.co.nz/home/column_article.asp?id=13461&cid=3&cname=Technology
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on November 17, 2005, 02:30:54 PM: Quote
Yay time lapse video and Europop!

On their way to check out Cool Stuff on the Internet:

http://whatistng.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on November 24, 2005, 06:03:40 PM: Quote
The last person to be imprisoned for blasphemy in the UK was John William Gott in 1922, for comparing Jesus Christ to a clown.

I have nothing more to add.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Fangirl on November 25, 2005, 08:48:01 PM: I saw this on a really entertaining "Revenge of the Sith" rant/review. I'm a total Star Wars dork, and even I don't really know what to make of this. Just ... whoa. It must be nice to have that kind of time, that's all I gotta say.

http://thesmithgeeks.com/starwars/Sithcotheque1a.gif

It came from this article (totally worth a read ... ):

http://free.hostdepartment.com/S/SpoonyOne/Rant-RevengeOfTheSith.htm
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on November 25, 2005, 09:26:47 PM: Quote
I'm a total Star Wars dork, and even I don't really know what to make of this.

Um... I think I know what to make of that questionable link: it's Anakin Skywalker crossed with Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson. And, having seen it, let me say: eeeeek!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Fangirl on November 26, 2005, 02:12:06 PM: Quote

And, having seen it, let me say: eeeeek!

I think that's about what I said. And then I went to look for something to get that image out of my head ...

*still looking .... * :P
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on November 27, 2005, 01:57:27 PM: http://thedaily.washington.edu/news.lasso?-database=DailyWebSQL&-table=Articles&-response=wnpage.lasso&-keyField=__Record_ID__&-keyValue=14511&-search

Poor americans.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Jade Knight on November 27, 2005, 10:55:17 PM: The EU is actually worse, though the UK may be exempt from many of their provisions.

But yeah, I've known about that for many, many months. Really sucks.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on November 28, 2005, 02:44:20 PM: http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/47032

Mercenaries shooting iraqi civilians for sport, it seems. You know what your getting into if you click the link.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on December 03, 2005, 03:09:10 PM: http://www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/index.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on December 03, 2005, 07:31:45 PM: Quote
http://www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/index.html

That is awesome!

And they sing so much better than my family.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 05, 2005, 09:44:43 AM: wow. It's pretty good at making a guess.
However, it didn't know "What Do You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)?"

Yes, I found the soundtrack to the 1981 Christmas Special "Star Wars, A Christmas Among the Stars."
It is sooooo awesome.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Brenna on December 05, 2005, 12:34:11 PM: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679

MY eyes! My ears! I think this definitely counts as disturbing. :)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 05, 2005, 03:49:26 PM: what are you talking about? That's totally awesome!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 05, 2005, 05:47:37 PM: I was voting for awsome until I saw Mr. T was wearing a miniskirt.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on December 06, 2005, 12:25:25 AM: Oh my heck, that's classic blackmail material. lol
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 06, 2005, 10:12:13 AM: no, those were his trademark short camoflauge shorts.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 15, 2005, 12:49:18 PM: I think this link belongs here (http://cuteoverload.com/)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 15, 2005, 05:33:31 PM: http://www.angryalien.com/

Movies done in 30 seconds. Re-enacted by bunnies.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on December 15, 2005, 05:57:46 PM: Ah, I love that one. I think I actually had EUOL post that before I joined the site. Good to see it again. ;D

Edit: They have quite a few more movies now. Although, the ones I haven't seen the actual movie aren't funny to me. I think Titanic is still my favorite.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 16, 2005, 09:31:07 PM: http://www.lettersfrombadsanta.com/toy2.html

Evil toys, from Bad Santa.

(the one I link to is fine - some of the other toys on the site are sexually related humor. Don't click past the link if that would offend you.)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2005, 03:11:04 PM: Amazon sells this under Gourmet Food??

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00032A7T4/qid=1134933015/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl251/103-3745679-5778218?v=glance&s=gourmet-food&n=507846
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 18, 2005, 03:17:40 PM: well Pokemon are hard to catch...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 16, 2006, 09:38:02 AM: Green eggs and ham! (http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/12/taiwan.pig.reut/index.html). Well, green ham anyway.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on January 16, 2006, 09:49:02 AM: Wow, Pig-Hulk.

And I hope at least one of them is named Kermit.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Entsuropi on January 20, 2006, 07:58:22 AM: A gun-nut (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151)show. 5 minute video, kinda crazy.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 21, 2006, 03:04:09 AM: http://www.fanfiction.net/l/700/3/0/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/

Fanfic.

About the Bible.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Marche100 on January 21, 2006, 06:09:49 PM: Quote
http://www.fanfiction.net/l/700/3/0/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/

Fanfic.

About the Bible.

Freaky. Ill have to look at that..... :o
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on January 21, 2006, 09:58:46 PM: Quote
Green eggs and ham! (http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/12/taiwan.pig.reut/index.html). Well, green ham anyway.

I would not eat it on the T or in my house or with some cheese!

But I did happen to already read this article--while riding the T on MLK Day when my brother was still here. Freaky, freaky stuff.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 23, 2006, 03:26:45 PM: http://twochineseboys.blogspot.com/2005/10/i-want-it-that-way.html

For anyone who's ever lived in a dorm and been bored.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on January 23, 2006, 03:42:46 PM: hehe I love how their roommate is just sitting behind them playing WoW in every video.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Chimera on January 25, 2006, 09:44:17 AM: Quote
http://twochineseboys.blogspot.com/2005/10/i-want-it-that-way.html

For anyone who's ever lived in a dorm and been bored.

Yay! I love this video. It's where my current avatar came from. ;D
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on February 09, 2006, 01:17:03 AM: Hmm. This is weird. Forget tofu, try hufu: http://www.eathufu.com/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on February 09, 2006, 08:40:59 AM: hehe, I need to get me one of their Baby Seal tee shirts
"Delicious Baby Seal: The veal of the sea"

http://www.eathufu.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=EH&Product_Code=TSS-SEAL&Category_Code=C_TSS
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on February 09, 2006, 12:35:12 PM: That's great. Didn't see that one. So devious!

Oh, but how about this image, which I call "Nevermore Delight" (http://www.itsyourdaycakes.com/galleries/cakes/halloween/pages/CROW.html)

(P.S. Little context for you: this was posted on another site by the cake sculptor: "I make cakes as a hobby, and two co-workers were having a rather heated conversation about hockey. Harsh words were spoken, and the 'loser' was told he would have to 'eat crow'..."
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on February 09, 2006, 12:39:16 PM: ahhhh so your werent looking for the erotic cakes.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on February 09, 2006, 12:55:51 PM: Erotic cakes, eh? Wasn't aware of those! My classmate sent me the link I posted. We're publishing that book on food (the one for which I'm collecting food aversion stories) and she sent this off to everyone. Now I'm curious, though...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: CHERUBOY7 on February 13, 2006, 03:31:25 PM: This

http://www.eviltrailmix.com

Then click on I believe in a thing called love.

Also this

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/bothering

And the horrid ones, these

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/pppstore/fun/emmyxmas

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on February 21, 2006, 11:29:34 PM: Apparently not changing the toilet paper is justifiable homicide (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/).
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on February 22, 2006, 12:10:14 AM: Moss Bluff, Florida: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on February 22, 2006, 02:18:23 AM: Quote
Whoa, who's that? He's cute behind all that hair!

Quote
Well it looks like the real debate here is on just how hott Skarlicious is! I'd buy your book ow ow!

Prepare ye, prepare ye for the end has simply got to be nigh.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on February 22, 2006, 09:54:25 AM: You were so asking for it, Skar.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: guitarbabe on February 22, 2006, 07:17:45 PM: Quote

Prepare ye, prepare ye for the end has simply got to be nigh.

Not yet, but this is pretty close to it. Check this out and think of us:

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/pink5

Check out the Annakin Dynamite while you're at it. It's pretty cool...ur disturbing.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on February 23, 2006, 12:18:25 AM: Guitarbabe, that was fun stuff.

If anyone has ever wondered how truly, truly versatile ground beef is, though, take a look at this charming recipe (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/misc/hunt3.html).
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 23, 2006, 09:23:13 AM: not changing the TP is justifiable homicide. Have you ever been stuck on the toilet with nothing to wipe with?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on February 23, 2006, 11:18:39 AM: Shrain, I love Lileks.com. Have you seen his book "The Gallery of Regrettable Food?" Positively to die laughing for.

Edit: OK, now I see your post on the "What don't you eat?" (http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rantage;action=display;num=1138919435;start=75) thread. Haha.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on February 23, 2006, 12:07:42 PM: Yep. I just figured I ought to put my longer rave about the guy's "stunning" food collection over there rather than here. :) It's funny that I even came across the book. But I just had to buy it once I opened it up.

Incidentally, I was at B&N camping out in the humor section to do some research for the prof I work for. She's co-writing a humorous book about being a single mom, so she wanted me to see what's "hot" right now in terms of content, design, and all that. From the odd looks I got from other customers, they must've thought I was majorly depressed or something to be hoarding this huge stack of humor books while taking notes. lol.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 15, 2006, 08:58:00 AM: This is really disturbing, not just disturbing in the sense of freakish or gross or silly merchandising. This is frightening in the identity theft sense of the word:

Will A Ripped Up Credit Card Application Be Accepted? (http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/creditcard/application.shtml)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on March 15, 2006, 03:11:16 PM: yipes! That is baaad. I will make sure I put my junk mail in the To Be Burned in the Fire bag instead of just ripping them in half.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 15, 2006, 03:14:20 PM: thats why I use the cross cut shredder at work

works good on cards too.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on March 28, 2006, 05:01:50 PM: Apparently Katie must be silent (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140204,00.html) while giving birth.

So, two things:

1. I've given birth twice without an epidural and, um, I think a woman's head would explode if she weren't able to yell or scream or grunt or anything while doing something so difficult.

2. The rules were written by a man! Enough said.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 29, 2006, 12:01:57 AM: A hypocritical man who didn't practice what he preached when it comes to medicine. Don't even get me started on how <censored> up Scientology is.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on March 29, 2006, 01:06:08 AM: I feel constrained to repeat the legend that Heinlein once had a discussion with Hubbard on life and how to make money and they came to the conclusion that if you really wanted to make money you'd found a religion. Thus was born Scientology.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on March 29, 2006, 04:45:14 PM: Sounds like as good an explanation as any, Skar. Either that or a lot of "elevated spiritual awareness") (i.e., peyote) was involved.

While I'd already heard about the Silent Birth mandate for Katie, I didn't know why--"Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause ?psychic? damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome." Apparently, there's yet another reason to blame mothers for kids' hangups. Oh, bruh-ther! :P
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 07, 2006, 04:53:20 AM: http://www.cakepony.com/

Safe for work, but possibly not safe for your psyche.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: blcdrayco on April 07, 2006, 11:49:37 AM: Gahhhhh...
And I thought the squid fetish sites were wierd...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on April 07, 2006, 02:24:34 PM: Doesn't look like it has been shown.

http://mondo.happytreefriends.com/

Definitely in the disturbing part.

As a warning.. if you don't want to see cute fluffy happy little cartoon animals in pretty pastel colors get killed in mean and gruesome ways in someones flash animations.. don't go here.

I am kinda torn. I can't help but laugh at a few.. but I am also very disturbed... much like watching a South Park, without the language and sexual references.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Maxwell on April 08, 2006, 12:49:04 AM: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258 this is why the japanese will never rule the world.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 10, 2006, 09:06:33 AM: actually, I'm all over scantily clad Japanese girls dancing around. It's the fat guy in a speedo and sports bra that scared me.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on April 10, 2006, 11:59:06 AM: I think we should grant them world rulership just because they made that video...
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on April 10, 2006, 12:03:06 PM: Quote
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258 this is why the japanese will never rule the world.

Jeez, you needed this to tell you that? :P

.....that is... pretty amazing...

http://funnycommercials.nl/reebok-terrytate.mov

Office Linebacker!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on April 19, 2006, 12:54:51 PM: http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/1%2C1249%2C635200794%2C00.html

Yikes. Discuss here: http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=other;action=display;num=1145462132
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 20, 2006, 12:16:26 PM: gas price map (http://www.gasbuddy.com/gb_gastemperaturemap.aspx)

/me proceeds to kill all you moochers in Utah and Idaho

There is a small note that should be made though. I noticed, the last few times I was in Utah, that the low grade gas there is 85 octane, with mid-grade being 87. In my area, low-grade is 87 octane. This means that for a comparable product, you're in one category higher than it shows. However, you have the cheap stuff available, so I guess you still pay much less.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on April 20, 2006, 03:50:28 PM: Grab your clubs, It's Toad Whacking Day!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4819344.stm
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on April 20, 2006, 04:26:56 PM: "Federal MP Dave Tollner says that the toads deserve no mercy."

I love this quote; it's so randomly delicious when taken out of context. I'm not so sure why I like it so much, but there you have it.

This story reminds me of the McCaffrey book I'm reading right now because F'Lar is thinking about introducing these Thread-eating grubs into Pern's northern continent. Hmm, I'm not so sure that's gonna work for the best!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on April 20, 2006, 11:18:58 PM: A website for mocking old sewing patterns. "But are old patterns that funny?" you ask. Yes. Scroll down to the pantyhose craft week. It is truly disturbing. Some of the commentary is hilarious.

http://threadbared.com/
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on April 21, 2006, 08:25:33 AM: Quote
Grab your clubs, It's Toad Whacking Day!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4819344.stm

Its just like Koala wacking for a living!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: blcdrayco on April 21, 2006, 04:48:57 PM: Quote
Grab your clubs, It's Toad Whacking Day!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4819344.stm

Hey! Quit that you! Leave my relatives be!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on April 21, 2006, 04:52:40 PM: /me hides his 9 iron
....the toads started it.

(Besides, everyone knows if you gave those toads the chance, they'd kill you and everyone you care about!)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on April 21, 2006, 07:13:26 PM: Why be an idiot and go to a doctor for Lasik surgery, like some kinda sap, when you can do it from the comfort of your very own home!!??!!??

http://www.lasikathome.com/index.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 24, 2006, 02:21:55 PM: This is disturbing because it's an American car ad.

http://pics.livejournal.com/bghsmith/pic/0001yh1z/

That's right Americans - only freaks and weirdos use public transportation! You need a car!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on April 24, 2006, 02:31:26 PM: Dang strait.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: blcdrayco on April 24, 2006, 03:23:26 PM: What can I say- I'm a devoted fan of a good public transport system.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 11, 2006, 10:39:25 PM: The first Zelda commercial, and after watching it it's a wonder that anyone actually bought the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOUVzaCvIrs&search=Nintendo
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on May 16, 2006, 07:27:24 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYW_UtCCf6s&search=Dancing%20comedy

Dude. I... nevermind.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on May 18, 2006, 02:14:36 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP2b45tBiFw&search=Dancing%20comedy

Now you see. Make a bad mistake, but Jesus doesn't lie?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Lord_Fancywrists on May 26, 2006, 02:27:50 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwDIFRlFIIE&search=tunak%20tunak%20tun
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 26, 2006, 08:55:51 AM: greetings mr. Fancywrists. it's good to have you here.

Please remember to read the FAQ (http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1080380396) and introduce yourself (http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1051196804)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on May 26, 2006, 10:02:58 PM: Strangely, I think I've seen that before.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on May 26, 2006, 11:16:27 PM: Should I be embarassed to admit that I actually kind of liked that?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Lord_Fancywrists on May 29, 2006, 04:55:27 PM: No. Everybody loves Captain Planet so why not Tunak Tunak Tun?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 30, 2006, 09:07:08 AM: you like captain planet?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 30, 2006, 12:51:20 PM: Captain Planet?

talk about over the top Greenpeace agenda in the form of brainwash.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Boris_Flinn on May 30, 2006, 10:22:00 PM: Isn't the internet made for grossing people out or slandering peoples good name?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 30, 2006, 11:33:12 PM: Quote
Captain Planet?

talk about over the top Greenpeace agenda in the form of brainwash.

Just for Jack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF1GRTg4aic&search=captin%20planet
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Lord_Fancywrists on May 31, 2006, 01:52:29 AM: The fifth element required to summon Captain Planet is not actually Heart but rather Mullet.

Seriously what the hell kind of crappy power is heart anyway? All he ever did was talk to monkeys.

Now Mullet, there's all kinds of stuff you can do with that. It's actually the core of all of Captain Planet's powers.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 31, 2006, 09:20:14 AM: Sprig, that is indeed awesome.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on May 31, 2006, 09:57:29 AM: That has to be one of the most disturbingly funny thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 31, 2006, 12:19:34 PM: Best part about that skit is you can actually see Ted Turner doing that.

as for "heart" being the 5th element:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=164
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on June 15, 2006, 12:24:43 AM: Paris's new music video. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xC7vTALOCRA)

Warning: It's really stupid.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on June 23, 2006, 01:10:34 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on July 04, 2006, 10:27:21 PM: http://www.ospenterprises.com/phone/

it really works too
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on July 11, 2006, 09:26:59 PM: Fuzzy will love this one, the Japanese made skirts that transform into....wait for it....vending machines.

http://www.tucky7.com/3works/skdx.shtml

(http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/transformer_skirt.gif)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on July 11, 2006, 09:46:30 PM: Wow!! that would really come in handy everytime I am being chased down a dark alley and need to suddenly become a vending machine for my safety!!!

This reminded me of one of 2-3 of the coolest Halloween websites ever, and just in time too!!

http://www.thehorrordome.com/

Be sure to check out all the cool $8-9K props that you can get for your own house party!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on July 12, 2006, 12:36:00 AM: You're right - I love it!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: 42 on July 20, 2006, 07:21:41 PM: Epic battles often make great stories and even better movies. There are exceptions of course. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTXce480IKY&NR)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Rak-O-Latern on July 22, 2006, 04:56:21 AM: This is the most disturbing found on the internet ever, yes its that spazy kid from the frosties advert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bLndLiDy5w&search=its%20gonna%20taste%20great

And also this is quite weird
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/witchdoctor
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on July 26, 2006, 09:36:40 AM: OK.... I know this is completely wrong, or whatever moral compass you're using may find it so, but this is just awesome.

Now I warn that some may be turned off by this dark black humor, so avert your eyes if you are ProLife, or whatever one thinks abortion is wrong. And you're very adamant about your beliefs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g13cwcCR2os
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on July 27, 2006, 12:24:03 AM: You know Fuzzy's response to my "conratulated" comment? Yeah.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Rak-O-Latern on July 27, 2006, 05:51:35 AM: Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g13cwcCR2os

Trust you to find something as sexually orientated as that, Gemm!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on July 27, 2006, 08:53:56 AM: Who in the screaming name of pain and stupid are you? I, I can barely coherently figure out what it is you're trying to say.

Is it bad that I am on the prey for a gender equvilent that would support my wants and needs, forever to be mine, always at my side (or in front of), and will always do my bidding?

I find your reply, RIDICULOUS!

EDIT: Just to clarify for anyone that thinks otherwise; the above note is entirely sarcastic and full of a humor that either few posses or are entirely uncertain as to what they actually think is or isn't funny.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on July 28, 2006, 05:11:39 PM: http://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/videoclips/4592/bonkers.html

Japanese Spider-Man! Includes slanty eyes!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: medrx on July 28, 2006, 08:31:59 PM: That Japanese Spider Man sounded sorta cool, until you actually check it out. Very, very disturbing!!!!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on July 28, 2006, 08:38:41 PM: I disagree. I think it looks bad enough to be really fun to watch. Once or twice.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: chunktile on July 30, 2006, 08:40:09 PM: Allowing a friend to google "Rubber Johnny". Very, very disturbing music video thing-a-mabob.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on July 31, 2006, 06:18:12 PM: They actually pay people to do this kind of research?
Lk, duh! (http://www.news.utoronto.ca/bin6/060731-2474.asp)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 01, 2006, 09:11:20 AM: actually, that's a very interesting article.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 01, 2006, 12:08:08 PM: Now here's something truly disturbing (http://craphound.com/images/hellovader.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on August 03, 2006, 01:47:03 PM: I'm assuming at least one of you has watched a few minutes of "America's Got Talent".

Key to not getting kicked off - pander to one of the judges.

http://video.nbc.com/player.html?dlid=25314
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Tink on August 03, 2006, 03:50:24 PM: So she wasn't kicked off?

I mean I actually liked the car part, but her "exotic" dancing was awful and unoriginal, and there is no reason to stay on just for the car. And what's with the stripping when this is supposed to be a show families can watch together!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on August 03, 2006, 04:06:35 PM: Quote
Now here's something truly disturbing (http://craphound.com/images/hellovader.jpg)

Its cosplay gone even more over the edge.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: chunktile on August 05, 2006, 01:05:33 PM: What the man does = disturbing
What the outcome is = amusing
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/9627745/detail.html?subid=22100410&qs=1;bp=t
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on August 06, 2006, 01:39:07 PM: Not so disturbing as it is bizarre. I got this e-mail from amazon saying:

We've noticed that customers who have purchased The Sandman Vol. 5: A Game of You by Neil Gaiman also purchased books by B. G. Pachpatte. For this reason, you might like to know that B. G. Pachpatte's Integral and Finite Difference Inequalities and Applications, Volume 205 (North-Holland Mathematics Studies) will be released soon. You can pre-order your copy by following the link below.

Apparently Neil Gaiman has fans who are also into mathematics. This development is perplexing to a degree.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 07, 2006, 08:58:43 AM: I got that same one! It's like. "weird."
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on August 07, 2006, 09:29:30 AM: Quote
It's like.

That is wrong! You will try again and get it right this time! This is unsettling!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 07, 2006, 10:45:30 AM: Inpreturbable!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on August 07, 2006, 05:59:12 PM: http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/klingonwedding/

Whoa.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 08, 2006, 09:39:30 AM: I wonder if those people realize that any children they have will hate them forever.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on August 08, 2006, 07:06:57 PM: I wonder if those people realize that any children they have will cause me to hate them forever.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Skar on August 08, 2006, 07:10:36 PM: Well said, FMJ.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: chunktile on August 11, 2006, 11:26:23 AM: Read why microsoft had to release 12 security patches (http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/08/09/microsoft.security.ap/index.html) , and what could happen without them!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Atreas on August 11, 2006, 03:10:26 PM: "All of the patches are to fix weaknesses that could allow an attacker to take complete control of a person's computer."

I read that as, "All of the patches are to fix weaknesses that could allow a person to take complete control of their computer."

And I'm thinking, "No, Microsoft wouldn't want that."

--

This is rather disturbing as well:

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20060713p2g00m0dm016000c.html
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 11, 2006, 03:55:24 PM: actually, what I find disturbing about that is how being chaste into your 40's is "bad" according to the article. If the guy's not married, I admire him for his chastity. It even says that those are the guys who are mostly likely to have a healthy sexual relationship once they're married.

I wonder why these people can't see the corellation. Observing the law of chastity makes you a more balanced person. For some reason, they think it's a "problem" they need to "fix" (but the same evidence shows that "fixing" it will worsen another, more valid problem!)

*that's* what's disturbing to me.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on August 11, 2006, 05:25:34 PM: Quote
actually, what I find disturbing about that is how being chaste into your 40's is "bad" according to the article. If the guy's not married, I admire him for his chastity. It even says that those are the guys who are mostly likely to have a healthy sexual relationship once they're married.

I wonder why these people can't see the corellation. Observing the law of chastity makes you a more balanced person. For some reason, they think it's a "problem" they need to "fix" (but the same evidence shows that "fixing" it will worsen another, more valid problem!)

*that's* what's disturbing to me.

Here here.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: chunktile on August 15, 2006, 02:36:14 AM: Bird flu might have made it to Michigan.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/08/14/bird.flu.ap/index.html

(does anyone know the code for getting the text to be a link, rather than pasting the link long like above?)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on August 15, 2006, 05:23:51 AM: http://books.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,329546438-99943,00.html

This is rather funny, and disturbing.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 15, 2006, 10:14:20 AM: Quote
Bird flu might have made it to Michigan.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/08/14/bird.flu.ap/index.html

(does anyone know the code for getting the text to be a link, rather than pasting the link long like above?)

Code: [Select]
[url=http://www.thelemur.net]herb's world![/url]
will appear as herb's world! (http://www.thelemur.net)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Nessa on August 15, 2006, 11:29:22 AM: First there was road rage and now there's fast food rage (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060815/ap_on_fe_st/mcdonald_s_attack).
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: chunktile on August 16, 2006, 12:11:26 PM: 12 year old boards plane (http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/08/16/uk.terror.boy/index.html) despite increased security without passport or ticket!

(about the code: thanks!)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 16, 2006, 12:18:22 PM: cool! i'm going to strap a bomb to my 7 year old!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: chunktile on August 19, 2006, 12:38:52 PM: Wikipedia article on seizures (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoclonus) and sleep.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 14, 2006, 12:53:52 PM: Science Projects That Scare the #%@! Out of Us (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.09/start.html?pg=7)

Though I'm not sure what's so terrifying about remote control sharks.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on September 14, 2006, 12:55:49 PM: Well that all depends on whether these sharks are of the Bruce variety or the Jaws variety, my dear SE. ;)
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 14, 2006, 01:17:47 PM: only people can call me dear are married to me or talk to me online. People who don't bother to log into MSN all week are right out.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on September 14, 2006, 01:44:14 PM: lol. Fair enough.

Wait, does that mean you'll help me finish one month's of work in a week so that I don't feel guilty about signing on to MSN at work?! ;D
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 14, 2006, 01:57:43 PM: sure, I will provide moral support.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on October 09, 2006, 08:43:58 AM: Rise my hallowed hall of heads!

Bespeak upon the peoples the disturbing ability of this (http://www.q-unit.net/) to engage the readers mental force to withstand the zipping lead that is crazy crap!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on October 15, 2006, 10:14:00 PM: So I'm surfing eBay, looking for a drawstring coin pouch for my ulta-cool Mistborn ensemble, when what should I stumble upon but a pouch made from an, uh, interesting part of a kangaroo (http://cgi.ebay.com/KANGAROO-SCROTUM-Leather-Coin-POUCH-skin-hide-purse_W0QQitemZ270038047031QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)! :o eeeeeeek!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on October 15, 2006, 10:16:46 PM: Ya, there was a guy from Australia in my Mission and he had one of those.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on October 17, 2006, 04:13:16 PM: Crickey! I just hope the unfortunate roo was dead at the time or at least knocked out. :P
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 17, 2006, 04:23:15 PM: No. but they did give him a tylenol when the surgery was complete. So that's something, right?
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 19, 2006, 12:22:47 PM: Run for your lives! THE STINGRAYS ARE FIGHTING BACK!

"Officials say stingrays don't normally leap into boats, as one did (http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.reut/index.html) in Florida Tuesday."
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Shrain on October 19, 2006, 04:05:46 PM: Holy flying batray, Batman! How freakish that was. At least the guy is still alive. Critical condition, but alive. Weird that it happened a month after Irwin's accident.

The next story though is more disturbing though, imo. The one about a kid killing his twin bro over a pack of gum!
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: FirstMateJack on March 12, 2007, 05:50:19 PM: I hope I am not ruining some delicate cycle.. this is the only disturbing thread I could find when I did a search.. and I didn't see one directly available... Anyway!!!

Without further ado...

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YQmkDDCyXQ
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: dawncawley on March 29, 2007, 07:04:57 PM: That was truly disturbing. But funny. lol
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Spriggan on May 17, 2007, 05:20:11 PM: http://www.boohooforyou.com/

A European cellphone company making fun of themselves because the Japanese buy their phones (which are supposed to be cool I guess) and the rest of the world doesn't.
Title: Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
Post by: Harbinger on May 22, 2007, 06:04:33 AM: The subject matter is disturbing, but Joss Whedon's rant about it is pretty cool.
The sky isn't evil. Try looking up. (http://whedonesque.com/comments/13271)