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Title: Celebrities and such
Post by: Tage on January 14, 2004, 02:09:59 PM
Fell just called to inform me that Andy Serkis, who brought Gollum to life in the LotR movies, will be doing a book signing tonight at the Crossroads Mall in Salt Lake City. The book is titled "Gollum" and is presumably about Mr. Serkis' experiences in while filming. At the risk of irking him for not buying the book, I'm going to ask him to sign my Two Towers DVD case instead. Fell suggested buying a Gollum action figure and having him sign the box, and keeping it as a collector's item.

I can't confirm this event through either the Borders web site or the Andy Serkis official web site, but I think I'll go anyway, just in case. If anyone wants to car pool up to SLC, post it here.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 14, 2004, 02:30:09 PM
7 to 9 isn't it?

I heard that quite a while ago.  The thought of braving a billion screaming fangirls turns me off.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Tage on January 14, 2004, 02:36:33 PM
Yeah, I just called the store and confirmed it.

And fuzzy, it's not like it's Orlando Bloom or Elijah Wood. I think the only big fans that will be there are the ones who got more into the books, where Gollum is a much cooler character. Still, I'm expecting it to be very crowded.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 14, 2004, 02:38:06 PM
Er.  I would introduce you to the female friends that I know disprove that rule, but you wouldn't want to meet them.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 14, 2004, 05:16:47 PM
If one of you got something signed by Mr. Serkis, I'd wager one of my sisters-in-law, if not even my mother-in-law, would pay for it. They're such huge "fanboys" that it scares ME, and I can tell you all about DC post-Zero Hour continuity.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 14, 2004, 05:29:37 PM
What is it with you and the lyrics today, Saint?  First the integrated circuits and things and now this?
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 14, 2004, 06:30:34 PM
I use art when it suits my purposes. *shrug*
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 14, 2004, 06:40:08 PM
Don't get me wrong; I think it's great and it tickles me when I get the joke.  I just wondered if it was anything special about today.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Spriggan on January 14, 2004, 07:10:04 PM
I have a work meeting tonight  :'(.  I'd love to go and get an action figure case signed.  If anyone who goes up can get one sigened for me (well you'd have to buy a figure to) I'd pay you back for the figure and something extra for the hassle.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Tage on January 15, 2004, 12:25:12 PM
The line, as fuzzy suspected, was HUGE. I think it may have been the longest line I've ever seen in my life. So for me and my brother, it ended up being a 2-hour drive to hear Andy Serkis do his Gollum scene from TT over some loudspeakers, and then pick up some mexican food.

Eh, it was fun anyway.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Fellfrosch on January 15, 2004, 03:01:50 PM
I did not stay, but a friend of mine did and got my Extended Edition DVD case signed. I would make a precious joke, but then I'd have to kick my own butt.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 15, 2004, 07:39:18 PM
Go ahead and do so - it'd be fun to watch.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Tage on January 16, 2004, 12:45:20 PM
So this thread doesn't really belong in "news" anymore, but whatever.

Since pretty much everyone here is a geek (stacer excluded), I just had to share this little anecdote from Wil Wheaton. C'mon, I dare you to read this and not love the guy.

http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001495.php#001495
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 16, 2004, 12:54:32 PM
ok, i'm a geek. NOt a nerd. I didn't like his character and I don't like blogs, so I admit NEVER having read anything on his site before. Just so you know, I broke that trend just for you Tage.

And yeah, it was worth it.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 16, 2004, 01:02:34 PM
Ha!  Ha ha!
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: 42 on January 16, 2004, 01:05:57 PM
That is very funny, yet frightening.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 16, 2004, 02:04:17 PM
I vote for less frightening but more funny.  I'm very amused.  His wife sounds cool, by the way.

What's the standard saving throw against irritated wife?
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: stacer on January 16, 2004, 02:34:28 PM
Geek or no, I thought it was funny. (Tage, I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not  ::)) I was so in love with Wil Wheaton in high school or junior high or whenever it was. Not that I got the specifics of the gaming references, but it was funny about the hair.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 16, 2004, 03:18:09 PM
I don't think you get an ability bonus to saving throw against irritated wife. Except maybe Constitution, to resist the brutal effects of her harrangue.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 17, 2004, 05:39:46 PM
/me wipes a tear from her eye

That was great.

Stacer, I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was so in love with him too, but that was elementary school for me.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 17, 2004, 06:01:29 PM
Sorry, I thought this was funny.

Quote
Did it bother you that the fans didn't like Wesley?

Yes, at the time, it really really did. Imagine being a teenager, trying to handle all the things a teenager has to deal with. Now multiply that times being on a HUGE TV show, and all these people hate you. It was tough.

Although, I recently realized something. At the time I kept saying to people, "It's a TV show! Don't take it so seriously! It's just a character!" But at the same time, I was really taking it seriously, and personally. And it hurt. But I didn't handle myself with much grace, which I think echoes Wesley's situation: he had the intellectual capacity to be with these adults, and not the emotional capacity. It was the same for me, in real life. I've written some things about it in my weblog, and I write extensively about it in my forthcoming book, Just A Geek.

I hated Wesley!

Really? He always had such nice things to say about you.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 06:41:32 PM
I liked Wesley too.  I'm not ashamed of it, because I moved on to having amorous crushes on Riker, Picard, Data, Q, and all the rest of the male crew.

Liking Wesley was much less weird for a 12 year old girl than liking a 50 year old man.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 17, 2004, 10:28:28 PM
I liked almost none of the characters on that show. Troi, Riker, the Crushers, the stand in doctor, Q.

worf was pretty cool. Data was tolerable. picard rocked (though he was no Kirk).  I seem to remember like Tasha Yar, though now I can't remember a scene she did that was impressive at all. Maybe I'm just bitter that she was the only real hot one and she left the show early on.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 10:43:50 PM
Eric goes for the grumpy butch type?   That's weird.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 17, 2004, 10:47:15 PM
see, that's why I'm thinking it was just her appearance. She LOOKED hot.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 17, 2004, 11:48:29 PM
I saw Star Trek Nemises the other day.  It kinda sucked. But still, it was Trek. I have a money box in the shape of a Kilngon Bust statue on top of my fridge. (Scarily enough, the second joke I ever made up had to do with Klingons.)
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 18, 2004, 09:37:42 AM
imo, it was a better flick than,... well... any of the other Next Generation films.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 18, 2004, 02:21:21 PM
*rants half-heartedly about how Insurrection blows all the other Next Generation films out of the water and should be glorfied by every star trek fan on earth*
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Entsuropi on January 18, 2004, 02:29:13 PM
First contact was wonderful.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 18, 2004, 10:20:13 PM
really, Fuzzy? I had a completely different definition of "blows" in connection with Insurrection.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 18, 2004, 10:32:58 PM
<insert needlessly personal remark about Eric's parentage>
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 18, 2004, 11:06:12 PM
<insert witty retort involving sexism and useless alienation>
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: 42 on January 20, 2004, 08:06:30 PM
I saw Nemisis last night. It was okay. My largest question is why Troi hasn't had her pilot's license revoked? She's crashed a starship twice now.
Title: Re: Celebrities and such
Post by: Eagle Prince on January 20, 2004, 08:10:58 PM
lol, not the first time I heard that.  But what is worse, crashing on purpose or accidentally?