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Title: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 12, 2003, 06:27:58 PM
Kije, I'd care, but I don't. Not even for your birthday.

/me lights Kije on fire for good measure. Disappointingly it is of the normal red and orange variety.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 12, 2003, 06:52:29 PM
I know what you're trying to do MoD. But the camel poo will never go away!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on November 13, 2003, 01:54:15 PM
The ambivalence thing only works if you don't set your antagonizer on fire, MoD.  Actions speak way louder than words.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 13, 2003, 02:43:25 PM
especially actions of burning torment and anger.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 13, 2003, 07:34:11 PM
Yes, but setting you on fire is strangely satisfying.

I am currently on a quest for thunder bolt powers. I suppose I need a good staff first.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 13, 2003, 07:41:21 PM
I also suppose that you might need to find some good perfume or some such also, because the smell of camel poo is still hanging around. It's the one smell that just won't wash off, no matter how hard you try.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 13, 2003, 08:29:53 PM
Actually it doesn't matter. My hordes of minions will be too stupid to notice.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on November 16, 2003, 01:30:28 AM
So where do all you people find your little profile pictures?  I like speedy, but I seem to be just about the only one with a forum-based pic.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on November 16, 2003, 01:50:19 AM
I found some clipart. Just the other day, actually--I had been using the Superman logo from the forum. But in browsing the geocities clipart when putting together that Halloween picture, I found some funny ones and snagged them. I don't know an exact link--I had copied them onto a dummy page, looked at the source code, and used that url. I don't know--maybe that's not terribly kosher--but I figure it's clipart for general use, should be okay.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 16, 2003, 02:03:45 AM
Yes, because a dog/kangaroo eating a cat/beetle is a presumtion for precursored clipart.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on November 16, 2003, 09:59:51 AM
Hey! It's a boxing kangaroo!  :'(
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 16, 2003, 10:55:54 AM
Gemm's explanation is more amusing.

Kije, you can link to any appropriately sized image on the web (but it has to be online somewhere). In MoD's and my cases, they're images I found and resized and uploaded on my site.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on November 16, 2003, 03:43:38 PM
In my case i agreed with spriggan in a debate so he would be favourable to me and then got him to shove it on the TWG server. :)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 16, 2003, 08:54:30 PM
I just took a picture I liked and sliced out a little section of it using MS paint.  Make sure it's square, and it's somewhere under a hundred pixels per side, and you should be okay.

Of course, you have to have a place to upload it so you can send for it with a link.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 17, 2003, 12:48:46 PM
Though if you ask someone who has a website (say Sprig, Saint or Tage) really nice, they might upload it for you.

Someone was bugging me about having Tigger as my gif when my name was MoD and said that Tigger wasn't very frightening. So Saint was nice and helped me out.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 17, 2003, 05:41:13 PM
Well, can someone help me find a spatial anamoly?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 17, 2003, 05:52:23 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=escher&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en

I recommend right clicking hte images right from that page and choosing "Save Picture As..." (not save target as)
Then use Paint or something to make sure it's square. Maybe I'll get unlazy and do it at home, but I don't have a way to upload it anywhere from here.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 17, 2003, 05:57:54 PM
http://www.cede.it/ones2000/images/escher.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/symbolos/escher.jpg

http://www.klaverkamp.de/raetsel/bilder/optik-escher-mann-mit-kubus.jpg

http://www.mdavid.com.au/csamples/images/escher.gif

Those four, which you can find thumbnail sized ones on the previous search I mentioned, would be good forum pics when edited, imho.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 17, 2003, 06:00:07 PM
By the way, I'd like to say 'grats to SE for being the first one to lvl 50.  
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 17, 2003, 06:03:27 PM
bleh!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 17, 2003, 06:06:12 PM
Quote
Though if you ask someone who has a website (say Sprig, Saint or Tage) really nice, they might upload it for you.

Someone was bugging me about having Tigger as my gif when my name was MoD and said that Tigger wasn't very frightening. So Saint was nice and helped me out.


That someone has a name and that name is the Mad Dr. El Jeffe XXIII of Grandesia
Or just Jeff, if you get charged by the word.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 17, 2003, 08:59:36 PM
That's BISHOP SaintEhlers.
Or maybe SaintBishopEhlers.... I dunno
Either way.

I meant to pay more attention and my level fifty post was going to be "Not to FIFTY!" from the Princess Bride. But uh... yeah. NM on that one.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 17, 2003, 09:09:58 PM
no one would have gotten it.
is it dead today or what?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 17, 2003, 09:12:11 PM
yeah they would have. Punk. What time we meeting saturday. I need answers.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 17, 2003, 09:20:57 PM
I don't get it. But then again, I've never seen that movie. So nyeh, myeh, and a whole lot of anamolies.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 17, 2003, 09:29:59 PM
freak
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 17, 2003, 09:31:04 PM
he's a superfreak, superfreak, hes super freaky! ;)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 17, 2003, 10:59:11 PM
At least Jeffe understands.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 18, 2003, 12:07:05 PM
I don't think you should be allowed on the board if you haven't seen The Princess Bride.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on November 18, 2003, 01:02:34 PM
The princess what what?

Thats... a romance film?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on November 18, 2003, 01:20:33 PM
Romance, true love, sword fights, magic, murder--how does it go?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 18, 2003, 01:54:18 PM
I think we should disembowel Entropy before banishing him.

http://www.timewastersguide.com/view.php?id=578&dep=4

It's the last movie talked about in Jeffe's block.
Foolish mortal.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 18, 2003, 10:28:34 PM
I always thought it was some weird little girl movie. I thought it was similar to that movie about a secret garden. I dunno. Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 18, 2003, 11:45:52 PM
You're thinking of "A Little Princess"
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on November 19, 2003, 08:49:06 PM
Hah!  I thought Sprigg's old title was a spelling mistake: "Warbad Leader"

But now that he's graduated to the next level, he gets the extra letter!: "Warband Leader"
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 20, 2003, 09:15:07 PM
gratuitous post to gain a level
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 20, 2003, 09:15:23 PM
oh yeah, that was worth it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 20, 2003, 09:19:46 PM
Hahahh, I laugh like a crazy goat at you, and your level!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on November 20, 2003, 09:36:11 PM
Class. I have something to look forward to, when i catch up.

Saint, you talk too damn much. Slow down, so i can come join you in your lofty heights.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on November 20, 2003, 09:41:17 PM
Oooh! That was a new level post! Nifty.

And apparently SE only needs to get 9 more posts for level 52...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 20, 2003, 10:43:17 PM
only 7, after I post this.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 20, 2003, 11:59:41 PM
lol

Well, there were bound to be some bugs in the system...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 21, 2003, 04:53:11 AM
I'll have a gratuitous level up post also, thanks.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 21, 2003, 04:55:16 AM
Ha! Now I have "Honor". Which is presumably similar to "Honour" At least it's not Camel Poo, even if I am in a life of servitude.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 21, 2003, 08:35:59 AM
yeah, it's kinda like that, except spelled without the superfluous vowel that does nothing for it. Silly UK english speakers.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on November 21, 2003, 08:50:24 AM
Feh. It's our damned language.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 21, 2003, 09:30:38 AM
You, sir, have apparently not been informed about the revolution. Its our damned language now. But we've been leasing it back to you.  ;D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 21, 2003, 12:51:22 PM
gratuitous (probably spelled wrong) post
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 21, 2003, 12:52:04 PM
Where am I??

Who am I??

WHAT'S GOING ON??
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 21, 2003, 04:15:14 PM
Allow me to guide you young one, and allow my older and sometimes wiser brethen guid you on your journey of poop smithery. And Allow my befriendable friend Kije, a humbled and honoured, sometimes honored, servant of the wonderful and all powerful 51. So go young mistress, and be all the poop smithy that you can be.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 21, 2003, 05:23:51 PM
Um, no.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 22, 2003, 07:16:29 PM
MoD:  The members of your clan have been pushing you to go on a spirit quest, and so you did.  Unfortunately, you didn't exactly watch where you were going...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on November 23, 2003, 04:34:26 PM
Hey - I haven't worked for SE ever since I went AWOL from ninja training.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 23, 2003, 04:58:55 PM
on the note of Ninja, those of you who doubt need only ask Jeffe. He was witness to the gruesome might that is my elite corps of Ninja assassin priests.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 24, 2003, 11:59:14 AM
EUOL: What was my clan thinking? I don't have sense of direction. . . .
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 26, 2003, 12:57:33 AM
Heh.  Nak'Shen are super-desert-ninja people.  If you can't even go on a spirit quest, how are you supposed to fight for honor (and all that)?

Just keep walking.  Something's bound to happen.... (in another thirty posts or so....)

In other news, SE now has class titles again.  I don't think it will be quite so hard to keep ahead of him in the future.  He's hit the 50-barrier, where the levels start coming a bit more slowly.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 26, 2003, 01:01:16 AM
yeah, and it keeps getting further and further.
Level 51 only took 10 posts to level 52, but level 52 keeps getting longer, unless i"m high (quite possible) and not remembering right. at first it was 110. then 120, and now 130.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 26, 2003, 01:28:53 AM
No, it was always 120.  I just changed it to 130, since I checked over the numbers again looking for errors and realized it was off.  Still don't know what happened with that 10--the document says that should have been 110.  Oh well.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on November 26, 2003, 11:02:36 AM
Interesting... Husbandman. I should have chosen a less gender-specific path.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 26, 2003, 11:07:29 AM
I dont even know what level Im at right now?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 26, 2003, 11:07:44 AM
and there it is.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on November 26, 2003, 12:28:50 PM
Wow, greenblessed. That doesn't sound very pleasant.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 26, 2003, 12:32:50 PM
yeah, many of the student of nature ones sound like some sort of affliction.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 26, 2003, 05:06:39 PM
Stacer:  Yeah, I noticed that too.  Blame Fell; that's one of his titles.  However, a few of mine are gender-specific too.  I keep meaning to go in and change that.  

But, is there a non-gender-specific version of husbandman?  Husbandperson?  Husbander?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on November 26, 2003, 05:24:25 PM
Good question. Husbandry expert? Yeah, that's a hard one.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 26, 2003, 07:18:05 PM
Well, the obvious female analogue to "Husbandman" would be "Wifewoman."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 26, 2003, 07:36:01 PM
Cleverly put, JP.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 27, 2003, 01:03:13 AM
I wouldn't fair such a poop smith as yourself, MoD, to understand the writhyness and intricities that come with being a student of nature.

And as for JP, I see his cleverosity is beginning to come par with mine. So I think some certain ninja's need to be air mailed to a small continent. Go! Speed Racer! Go!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 27, 2003, 09:04:31 AM
Yes, we'll go dispatch the Grammar Ninjas and the Ninjas-Who-Enforce-Comprehensible-Strings-of-Words to your door right away.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 27, 2003, 10:35:01 AM
The more I read Gems body of work the more I worry about potential insanity.
Whats funny is that his IM'ing is impeccible.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 27, 2003, 10:51:56 AM
what I worry about is the possibility that he's NOT insane.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on November 27, 2003, 08:32:59 PM
Considering I spend time on IM talking to him, what I worry about is that his insanity may be contagious.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on November 28, 2003, 10:57:44 AM
And so it seems a perfect time to bring up the where abouts of where my insanity came from. Well lets all gather around the carnivorous cannibals and listen.

It all began about 4 years ago, I was a freshman in high school. I befriended some people, but one of them was not like the others. He was the one that "didn't belong." And I've been friends with him ever since. But over the years things rub off of people, and with him it was the same. But nothing totally useful rubbed off, nope. Why what rubbed off was his insanity. So now I've been getting insaner while he gets saner. Crazy no?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on November 29, 2003, 07:34:28 PM
So I just noticed my title. Thanks, guys.  :P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 29, 2003, 08:17:39 PM
We aim to please! (Sometimes.)   I figured that since that you and Fuzzy were both on the same level, and you were both female, if the class title was going to be gender specific, it might as well be specific toward the ones who actually had it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on November 29, 2003, 08:37:38 PM
Great, until we forget why you did it and someone joins the board later on and goes "Wifewoman?  What the heck?"

Besides, I got to go up.  =)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on November 30, 2003, 05:30:18 PM
Ah, but that kind of insanity is just fine in my book.  And, I changed your title too--notice how nice and non-gender-specific it is.  Ah, the blessings of political correctness.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on November 30, 2003, 06:11:44 PM
Hey we need a Green Party Druid level here!

It can mean so many things!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on November 30, 2003, 07:52:10 PM
Yes, I thought it was kind of you to let me be a woodsperson.  How many levels do I have to gain before I get to be an Ent?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on November 30, 2003, 08:28:55 PM
Being me is an honour and privilege only given to those who have...
- Proved themselves worthy
- Insulted Gemm and forum newbies a lot
- Given me lots of alchol and/or chocolate.

:)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 01, 2003, 01:20:31 PM
Oops. Looks like I should be more careful of what I eat when I'm lost. . . . ::)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 02, 2003, 10:08:19 PM
20 times Jeffe. Thats how many times your little icon-y thing changes.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 02, 2003, 10:26:55 PM
Yes I think that in itself is cool.

I like animated gif's


Course I had a few alternate I was thinking about

like
(http://www.gifs.net/animate/eyeflash.gif
)

or

(http://
http://www.gifs.net/animate/is_ani.gif)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on December 02, 2003, 10:30:19 PM
Yes! Finally I get to learn some combat skills. I think I might study a form of fencing using a Cardboard Tube rapier, since it sounds like fun.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 03, 2003, 02:35:20 AM
Jeffe, If I weren't so lazy I'd tease you about being a squirrelkeeper, but alas.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 03, 2003, 10:10:39 AM
You've apparently never been to the mecca of albino squirrels.


Terrifying.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 03, 2003, 01:46:23 PM
stop trying to make it sound tough. You're the keeper of skittish little rodents. It's not a cool thing :D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 03, 2003, 03:03:19 PM
I agree. Most people would find it more disgusting that impressive.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 03, 2003, 04:42:55 PM
I myself find it dutifully inpressive. Squirrels can be quite the foe, as I'm sure SE and his little ninjas have found out.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Tage on December 03, 2003, 05:27:32 PM
If you've ever played against Fell's M:tG squirrel deck, you know to fear the squirrels.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 03, 2003, 07:58:44 PM
we're talking about real squirrels (that is, message board squirrels) not M:tG squirrel tokens
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 03, 2003, 11:30:41 PM
Saint was abused by a squirrel as a young boy....

/Me cackles "Fly my pretties, Fly!"
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 03, 2003, 11:42:58 PM
ok, what drugs are you not sharing?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 03, 2003, 11:57:23 PM
sorry just imagining keeping killer flying squirrels....



(http://www.redpath-museum.mcgill.ca/Qbp/Images/mammals/squirrel,flying.jpg)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 03, 2003, 11:58:37 PM
that's just a huge target
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 04, 2003, 12:01:19 AM
not really, since its to scale...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 04, 2003, 12:02:50 AM
NINJAS. You think a Ninja can't hit that from 30 paces? Sheesh.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 04, 2003, 12:10:41 AM
What if the flying squirrels were trained as ninjas?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 04, 2003, 12:13:17 AM
then they would be in MY employ.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on December 04, 2003, 06:28:57 AM
Or spriggans.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 09, 2003, 02:10:39 PM
Izzy, I'm enjoying your titles more than my own.  What do you get to be after you're done dreaming?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 10, 2003, 12:34:22 PM
Well, I was lost before that, so I'm hoping I will soon get found.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 10, 2003, 01:15:09 PM
first you have to go through sleeping and Dead Nak'Shen.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 10, 2003, 03:08:31 PM
So what are you dreaming, MoD?  I'd state my guess out in the open, but it's probably pretty obvious by now.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 10, 2003, 03:12:04 PM
She has to DIE?

Then what, she gets to be "Pathetic Martyr of Wanderers Nak'Shen"?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 10, 2003, 04:31:40 PM
Nah, she is obviously dreaming of the Camel Poo, and once she wakes up will be in a state of hysteria.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 10, 2003, 06:59:05 PM
I'm dreaming of torturing Kije and Gemm, of course. They are pleasent dreams.

And fuzzy, I wouldn't put that past EUOL. . . .
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 10, 2003, 07:42:04 PM
Post again!  Let's see what you become!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on December 10, 2003, 08:17:51 PM
Vision- Granted? Does that mean you finally wiped the camel poo off your face that was obscuring your sight?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 10, 2003, 08:41:14 PM
Well, at any event, I hope I can now get "unlost". I wonder if the "dreaming" trip I was on is the cause of my sudden "enlightenment".
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 10, 2003, 11:50:53 PM
who says these vision are enlightening?  you could've just entered the dead zone.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 10, 2003, 11:53:42 PM
Shes still got that camel poo on her mind. And you know it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 11, 2003, 07:31:28 AM
three words: "Guatemalan Insanity Pepper"
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 11, 2003, 12:16:54 PM
Kije, does you're title mean that you are a stripper at Chip 'n Dales?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 11, 2003, 01:42:11 PM
Speedy Gonzales in a strip show: Great, just the image I needed.

Do you suppose he wears..... a Speedo?

*ducks*
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 11, 2003, 01:45:49 PM
I'm a decent fellow, and have had to restrain myself from throwing out some terribly witty retorts so as not to drop to a level of lewdness inspired by your inquiry.   :)

I'm more of an avant-garde main attraction.  Instead of paying money to watch me do exciting things, they fork over the bucks to watch me do nothing, waste time, sleep, etc.  It's cutting edge stuff.

Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 11, 2003, 01:50:39 PM
And Chip 'n' Dales would be the name of a Disney theme park ride.  (don't go there.)  It's Chippendales.  But I suppose it's a good thing you're not too familiar with the name of the venue.  
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 11, 2003, 01:56:22 PM
And you know because?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 11, 2003, 01:57:57 PM
he's one of those too.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 11, 2003, 01:59:52 PM
I was going to say because of an SNL skit with Chris Farely. I would believe thats why everyone under the sun (only at that certain point) know about Chippendales.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 11, 2003, 03:18:38 PM
I'm quite the student of the world, my dear.  I know many things.

**Kije smooths out his red satin smoking jacket and taps the ashes from his pipe, as he sits by the fireplace reading the paper.**
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 13, 2003, 11:36:59 PM
So I'm sitting here at a computer in the BYU Library computer lab supporting my wife's end of term catch up on homewrok run by being here, and I'm bored bored bored, and I'm posting this message (my first ever gratuitous level post) just so I can level up and have something to do (for a measly two minutes, but it's something.)

That's all.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on December 13, 2003, 11:43:00 PM
So how appropriate that you're a bored acrobat.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 13, 2003, 11:48:29 PM
ha! wonderfully, unfortunately appropriate.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 13, 2003, 11:54:13 PM
Yeah!  My wife said we can go home.  Yeah!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 14, 2003, 12:09:36 AM
Umm, yay for you.

I'm still just  a Forester, just with a better benefits package.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 14, 2003, 01:37:28 AM
Woot, my autobiography just keeps getting better. I'm a friend of the dirt. I knew one day, just for one day, that playing in the dirt would pay off as a child. So all rejoice at the facet of my new facade. And now I end, lullaby.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 15, 2003, 08:59:06 AM
I see no facade, are you sure your using that thing right?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 15, 2003, 11:28:29 AM
Quote
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 15, 2003, 11:33:40 AM
it means "Camel Poo"
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 15, 2003, 01:16:26 PM
huh?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 15, 2003, 01:36:05 PM
You know what he means!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 15, 2003, 01:52:08 PM
He means Gemm's camel poo
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 15, 2003, 02:07:48 PM
NYET! I have no such dealings with the poop of camels!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 15, 2003, 03:30:58 PM
btw: Chippendales is also a famous furniture manufacturer.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 11:11:19 AM
Hunh?
Title: !
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 17, 2003, 01:36:03 PM
Come on- you've been keeping squirrels for years now.  Post!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 01:38:23 PM
but
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 01:39:03 PM
I like squirrels
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 01:40:37 PM
Still I always liked Defender!

(http://intvfunhouse.com/atarisoft/games/defender-title.gif)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 17, 2003, 02:16:06 PM
Yes, Defender of WOOD! How do you like it now! Heh, jokes for your new title should be coming out of the woodwork soon. =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 02:19:09 PM
Except I would prefer to be the Defender of Wood over, say, Defender of Limpness.

Oh Gemm, Gemm
/me makes tisking sounds
You have much to learn.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 17, 2003, 02:33:21 PM
Yeah well... I have my dirt... so eat it!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 02:34:47 PM
As I am no longer on friendly terms with said dirt, I reccomend that you eat it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 17, 2003, 02:42:38 PM
Ok HEMDJ, You have all this free time to go back and forth with me, BUT I wish you would rather take the time to answer my simple question instead. Its really not that hard. SE's oldest daughter-child could answer it, mayhaps.

No grips towards you though, oh master of the shapless wood.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 02:44:07 PM
I will answer, when I get home tonight.... but not on the board right now...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 17, 2003, 05:06:57 PM
You know I always get so excited about seeing what  my new title is, but then I realize that at least two of you are ahead of me in student of nature.  Kinda wish I could pick a class that no one else is using.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on December 17, 2003, 06:40:55 PM
I can change it if you want.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 17, 2003, 07:25:26 PM
Yeah - nobody's been a Student of Servitude.  Change her to that.

I've always suspected that you made that the most power class...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on December 17, 2003, 07:29:32 PM
Heh.  Student of Servitude is the one that 42 made up.  It's...uh...well, kind of like a class you would expect 42 to design.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 17, 2003, 07:35:23 PM
Ha!  So let's see it! (on someone else.  Not me.)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: 42 on December 17, 2003, 07:39:47 PM
If people are interested, I can probably post the whole list. Just remember I have a low-self-esteem and self-sacrificing problem.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 17, 2003, 07:43:22 PM
I think that would kind of spoil it, if you posted it all at once.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on December 17, 2003, 08:06:44 PM
I agree that we shouldn't post the whole thing.  However, it is very clever--42 did a good job with it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 17, 2003, 08:08:50 PM
I think I'd like to be a Student of Deception.  Is anyone (well, anyone who's a regular) one of those?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 08:14:24 PM
If they were then would they tell you?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 17, 2003, 08:29:48 PM
Does the Servant of Servitude class have anything to do with whips or leather?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 17, 2003, 08:31:05 PM
Sexy
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 17, 2003, 08:32:41 PM
I purport to be a Student of Deception, as well as Mr. Pleasington, and Slant.  Those are the only ones I know of.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 17, 2003, 10:18:36 PM
A bored acrobat is deceptive?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 17, 2003, 10:33:18 PM
Of course.  Imagine a man flying through the air, twisting, flipping, swinging from ropes or bars, walking tightropes over gaping pits of flame or dens of wild beasts.  The audience would think that this was pretty exciting stuff, huh?

Then imagine that the entire time he's doing this he's thinking to himself, "this is so terribly boring.  I can't believe how mundane my life has become."  You see, only we acrobats understand the banality of death-defying stunts.  We continue to do them only because the rest of you give us money for it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 17, 2003, 11:04:22 PM
I would enjoy being a student of servitude only if I could in fact have leather clothing and whips.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 17, 2003, 11:23:25 PM
Quote
I will answer, when I get home tonight.... but not on the board right now...


A certain doctor is making a certain Elf upset. =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on December 18, 2003, 04:35:51 AM
Student of Nature:
Stacer
Gemm
Fuzzy
Jeffe

Student of Death:
Fellfroshe
Prometheus

Student of Divinity:
Entropy
SE

Student of Deception:
Mr. P.
Slant
Kije

Student of Honor:
House of Mustard
Jam Paladin
Wolverine Men

Student of Martial Arts:
Sprig
MoD

Student of Light Magic:
42
Brenna

Student of Dark Magic:
EUOL

I think that's everyone.  Did I miss anybody?  

Anyway, I think the only classes that aren't represented by a regular are Student of Warfare and Student of Servitude.  
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2003, 05:33:43 AM
Oh, this is much more difficult than picking a major...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 18, 2003, 07:29:25 AM
go for servitude Im sure dominatrix is in the list somewhere.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 18, 2003, 03:54:41 PM
I would think that a student of servitude would be the one being dominated, but I could be wrong...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2003, 04:14:12 PM
I think that with all this controversy I might like to try being a student of servitude.

Please consider this a petition to change my class.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 18, 2003, 04:21:18 PM
well, you know, they say that to learn to lead, you have to learn to follow. Maybe to learn to serve you have to learn to dominate
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2003, 04:24:10 PM
I'm trying so hard to be good.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on December 18, 2003, 05:16:30 PM
It is done.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2003, 05:42:36 PM
Woooo, I'm a slave!

But, whose slave am I?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 18, 2003, 05:44:21 PM
I've got a slave position open, if you want to join my team.   :)  We offer great benefits.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2003, 05:47:31 PM
What's the wardrobe like?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on December 18, 2003, 05:55:31 PM
We have a wide array of furs, silks, leather, satin (if you're into that,) and other natural or synthetic fibers, all cut by expert tailors who design to order.

All our slaves dress better than the masters.  There's a reason for this, but I can't tell you.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Brenna on December 18, 2003, 08:42:34 PM
You could be my slave.  I was evidently betrayed by my last set...

and you get whatever clothes you want. :)  I've promised to be nicer to my slaves this time around.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 18, 2003, 09:07:32 PM
I'll be Brenna's slave then.  Sorry Kije, but it's just less weird for me to be a slave to my female friend than to a married guy.

;D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 18, 2003, 11:01:58 PM
I think someone should offer a satin/silk copper wardrobe. Yes, it is real. So =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 20, 2003, 10:02:33 PM
Erm.  So Brenna, are you in need of a bath?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on December 20, 2003, 10:42:44 PM
I'm thinking badgers seem entirely appropriate for Gemm, in a weird way.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 20, 2003, 10:46:25 PM
I don't know about badgers, but I wish his name didn't keep reminding me about the GELFs from Red Dwarf.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 20, 2003, 11:44:35 PM
Badgers are fun. Especially having one as a pet and/or becoming one in NWN. It is much fun.

And I have no idea what you speak of fuzzy.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 20, 2003, 11:54:14 PM
Um Red Dwarf?  A sci-fi BritCom?   They had recurring scary creatures called GELFs - Genetically Engineered Life Forms.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 20, 2003, 11:55:38 PM
Yeah, sorry, never read it. My friend has been telling me to read it, but I never see it anywhere. So oh well.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 21, 2003, 01:48:13 AM
TV show.  There are books, but the TV show is what you need to see.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 21, 2003, 12:09:14 PM
Oh, tv show... even better...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 22, 2003, 12:34:26 AM
I must say. I have just made myself laugh ever so much. I feel so clever. Yeah, its good. Wow.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 23, 2003, 09:53:08 AM
Gemm, Flattery will get you everywhere.

All hail the bather! So are you glad you switched classes now?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 23, 2003, 02:13:48 PM
I could so go for a bath right now. In the sense of with a woman... I'm very deprived right now. Shut up!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 23, 2003, 11:51:28 PM
so how is that any different than before.
You did not bathe with them at school.
You did not bathe with them is pools.
You did not bathe with their purple socks.
you did not bathe while they ate their lox.
you did not bathe with them in Cannes
you did not bathe, Sam I am.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 24, 2003, 01:26:25 AM
arrrgh nine more posts and its as dead as Durins tomb in here.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 24, 2003, 01:37:00 AM
Well that seemed to take care of their wierd justifying that my castle with lightning was creating. Thank goodness.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 24, 2003, 01:53:39 AM
Does the new Gif Scream "One of US!" or what?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 24, 2003, 07:36:28 AM
"wormwatcher"
/me makes mocking noises toward Jeffe.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 25, 2003, 08:01:36 PM
Mock all you want these are the worms I'm watching
(all the little black figures are ninja for scale)
(http://www.sandworm.com/sandworm.jpg)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 26, 2003, 10:16:06 AM
riiiiiiiight. little ant ninjas. Still, even on that scale, it's a pretty impressive worm: but still something I can step on.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on December 30, 2003, 04:36:57 PM
OW!!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on December 30, 2003, 05:32:41 PM
yeah whatever, that sandworm would eat you and your pointless bravado for breakfast and still have room for a truck full of bagles and a tankfarm of coffee.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 30, 2003, 07:38:28 PM
ok, supposing we grant you that this sandworm is not just a hallucination. Then my elite ninja corp would just give him indigestion.

THE INDIGESTION OF DOOM!!!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 01, 2004, 01:31:58 AM
OW!

Oh well, that which doesn't kill me...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 01, 2004, 03:45:59 AM
Alright, its the new year. Of another year. Depressing isn't it? I bet the earth wishes it were a female, so as it could tell itself it were younger. But enough about Ben & Jerry.

SE said he'd change that icon of his by now. So, I say we all get on his butt about this. And Fell as well. You both should change those things, now.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 01, 2004, 08:45:37 AM
see, I didn't say that.

I said at least till the end of december (or something close to that).

And I have a new icon
I was even going to change it

but because i'm stubborn and don't like being told what to do by people only just over half my age I'm not changing it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 01, 2004, 10:39:16 AM
so your saying your old?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 01, 2004, 11:36:13 AM
Yeah, I've been saying that for at least 3 weeks.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 01, 2004, 02:32:29 PM
You old scragwley flesh eating baby making sack of stuff. You have upsetted me in the worst of ways! May the tiniest of men rain down upon your head and impale you with their elongated spears of death!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 01, 2004, 02:38:49 PM
happy new year to you, too  ;)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 02, 2004, 12:36:43 PM
Ironically, the main character of goats is almost exactly my age:

http://www.goats.com/archive/031201.html
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 05, 2004, 07:20:55 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm candyland
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 05, 2004, 07:21:19 PM
stupid 90 posts!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 06, 2004, 01:55:22 PM
I suppose we could start a thread that is just for the purpose of posting nonsense to try and level up...   ;D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 06, 2004, 02:26:18 PM
Tage has threatened on several occasions that if he sees people doing that, he'll hack their profile and reassign them to a negative post-count.  

Beware the wrath of Tage.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 06, 2004, 02:27:49 PM
Wasn't that the original purpose of "These Stupid Titles" part one?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 06, 2004, 03:24:03 PM
That's kind of the purpose of a lot of threads--the trick is to pretend we don't know that.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 06, 2004, 03:29:07 PM
Ohh, I get it. Were sneakings. We gets you, my precious.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 06, 2004, 04:34:52 PM
And now for something completely different.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 06, 2004, 05:52:47 PM
*fuzzyoctopus fears the wrath of Tage*
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 06, 2004, 06:13:39 PM
I said different... now the wrath of Gate thats different.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 07, 2004, 12:41:53 AM
Actually I started the topic to rant about how much stupid the unimaginative levels were. And then everyone jumped on to make fun of me and it went from there.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 07, 2004, 12:45:16 AM
because MoD is as fun to tease as my sister!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 07, 2004, 01:19:07 AM
Yes, sadly, it is true.

Well, sad for me anyway. I guess everybody thinks it's great.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 07, 2004, 01:22:47 AM
No, not entirely. That's all I got. I can't really add to it. Sorry.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 07, 2004, 04:12:15 AM
Quote
I suppose we could start a thread that is just for the purpose of posting nonsense to try and level up...


Two words: Word Sense.




I loathe Word Sense.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 07, 2004, 04:15:23 AM
Oh, don't be such a bugger about it.

I find that sentence even funnier now, since SE regurgitated to me its meaning. Heh, connect it with anal retentivness and its great good fun.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 07, 2004, 08:54:59 PM
I sped up Mr. Man just a little bit. Tell me what you think.
And on that note:

Quote
EntropyTWG: your monkey is the right speed
SaintEhlers: I never want to hear that sentence from you again
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 07, 2004, 09:36:12 PM
I find that my problem with this message board is that I never know whether I have a particularly dirty mind, or whether everyone else does.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 07, 2004, 10:46:03 PM
Well SE, I have to agree with Entropy. Did you give your monkey some durgs? Because it seems like he's gotten so much more energy now.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 07, 2004, 10:47:29 PM
hey wench, you were the one complaining that he didn't go faster before
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 07, 2004, 10:55:05 PM
You daft dolt.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 07, 2004, 10:58:21 PM
obviously, you think Entropy said that AFTER I modified the speed. He didn't. he said it before. Which means YOU'RE the daft one. Wench.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 07, 2004, 11:03:40 PM
I'll give you a wench the next time you have plans! (get it, wench, wrench)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 08, 2004, 12:36:27 PM
I think it's going to fast. Kind of like the penguins, it makes me sea sick to watch.

Very sad.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 08, 2004, 02:06:49 PM
youa nd fuzzy get sad easily.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 08, 2004, 02:20:06 PM
Yes, but we get over it just as easily. Especially when there is chocolate in the room.

Mmm . . . chokolat
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 08, 2004, 06:13:46 PM
/me points to her new level and laughs

Wasn't I this before?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on January 08, 2004, 06:20:33 PM
Ahh, but now you stand about and smack people who don't scoop camel poo effectively enough. You, after all, are expert in the intricacies and science of camel poo movement and relocation :)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 08, 2004, 06:26:12 PM
I don't think so. I'm not a Supervisor of Camel Poo Shovelers, just a Supervisor of Camels.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 08, 2004, 06:36:36 PM
exactly, you get to tell the CAMELS where to poop, not tell the people where to put the camel poop.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 09, 2004, 01:36:30 AM
Do you have any idea how much camels poo? If you're supervising camels, you're going to end up supervising poo.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 09, 2004, 02:56:51 AM
Ummmm.... Eric?  Your monkey is.... dead?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 09, 2004, 05:24:05 AM
That's very...interesting, SE.

As for the camels--yes, MoD, you are now in charge of the camels.  That's a very important posisiton for one from your soceity.  Of course, it's not as important as SE's place, since he's taken the throne for himself.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 09, 2004, 07:34:22 AM
Entropy told me that Mr. Man should have a golden face. So instead of, you know, writing reviews or novels, I did a little touch up
I'm going to resurrect him now that it has been commented on.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 09, 2004, 02:40:54 PM
Given the levels of coolness of SE's titles at my rank, vs. the levels of coolness of my titles, I have little hope of being as important as SE is now when I reach his current rank.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 09, 2004, 03:04:19 PM
<-- one FUNKY  MONKEY!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 09, 2004, 03:07:24 PM
And considering I'm a slave, I'm sure I won't either, MoD
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 09, 2004, 04:58:38 PM
Bather nothing, the smell can't possibly compare.

I've got to get out of this freakin' desert.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 10, 2004, 12:52:54 AM
Well Brenna, now your slave is a candleholder.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 10, 2004, 12:56:46 AM
Well, at least you don't have to make them. Thats a step up, no?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 10, 2004, 01:02:09 AM
Plus at least your not walking around in green. Which may be grass, but unless it feels like water, is the sea, and is green, then who knows whats really going on.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Brenna on January 10, 2004, 01:15:31 AM
Good, Fuzzy, now you can hold candles for me when I'm trying to read at night...or something. ;)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on January 10, 2004, 01:34:35 AM
And then of course, there's "now she can hold a candle to you"!  :D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 10, 2004, 01:38:20 AM
Yeah yeah Polly. How about another cracker? =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on January 10, 2004, 01:43:56 AM
Watch it buster. I bet there's camel poo somewhere in that green you're walking in.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 10, 2004, 01:53:16 AM
Nope, just green walking from here on out.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 10, 2004, 03:29:04 AM
MoD:  Some of the classes move more slowly than others.  You'll notice, for instance, that at level 30 I'm still just a peon research assistant.  

They all have their perks, though.  Be patient.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 10, 2004, 09:51:50 AM
In the mean time, I demand worship services 6 times a day.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 10, 2004, 03:15:05 PM
Yeah, and I demand that I may - or may not - be Broomfondle.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 10, 2004, 03:51:28 PM
Vroomfondle.

Unless you speak a language where b and v are not separate phonemes, in which case I apologize.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 10, 2004, 04:56:23 PM
How many roads must a man walk down?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on January 10, 2004, 06:57:36 PM
Thanks for getting that song in my head.  :P Ear worm strikes again.

And hey, now I'm finding some authority of my own, though not of the theocratic dictator variety.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 10, 2004, 07:28:29 PM
I order all forests be burned!

Just watch my next level be "deposed dictator" or something.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 10, 2004, 07:29:56 PM
hrm... 179 posts, 180 needed. Might as well find out, right?

... Merciless Tyrant. Even better.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on January 10, 2004, 07:51:55 PM
I guess i'm like Saints apprentice or something here. He is busy doing the tyranical stuff, i'm putting a nice face on it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 10, 2004, 08:55:29 PM
I guess I just don't understand why a student of divinity is a merciless tyrant.  That doesn't seem very divine to me.  You were a member of the Seventy a while back!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 10, 2004, 09:07:00 PM
makes sense to me... I'm friends with Saint.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 10, 2004, 09:17:06 PM
If it really made sense he would be "devourer of souls" or something, since "I will devour your soul" was his catchphrase for so long.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 11, 2004, 11:24:11 AM
oo... let's hope EUOL sees and adds that as a level.

I do still have the Jar of Souls on my desk.

Anyway, I think the tyrant thing coming from the student of divinity is that church and politics tend to get mixed in our world's history, and in many cases the worst leaders are the ones claiming religious backing.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 11, 2004, 07:06:22 PM
That is very true, as I am forced to admit I know, having taken my Civ 1 class last semester.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 11, 2004, 07:37:21 PM
Just call him Maserain
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 12, 2004, 01:58:09 PM
EUOL: patience? What's that?

Saint: I think you have to be a Student of Death to get the Soul Devourer title
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 12, 2004, 02:01:04 PM
what makes you think devouring souls kills anyone?

I think it makes more ironic humor, and still makes sense, to make it a student of divinity title.

Besides, I never stated WHAT divine being I'm a student of.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 12, 2004, 04:21:12 PM
I like the new pic, MoD.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 12, 2004, 04:31:33 PM
its very malificent.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 13, 2004, 01:25:41 PM
Yes. The previous avatar was Maleficent in her dragon form, but I think it was too small for anyone to see. I'd still like to crop this one so that maybe Maleficent will be easier to see, but I need to wait until we can afford the student version of Photoshop, which is aproximately 1/3 of the retail price.

Many thanks to Eric who found the pic and posted it on his site so I can use it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 13, 2004, 01:29:02 PM
eh, if all you want to do is crop a picture then you can get a demo version of PSP that will do that for free.
http://www.jasc.com
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 13, 2004, 02:13:05 PM
/me beats down her perfectionism

Thanks. I'll try it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 13, 2004, 05:15:49 PM
Forget perfectionism: go with impatience-ism Photoshop takes WAY too long to load just to crop one little pic.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 13, 2004, 05:24:01 PM
:) Depends on the speed of your processor. I've never had that problem myself, and I was working on a 3 yo computer. However, that was an old version of Photoshop.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 13, 2004, 05:38:05 PM
Um yeah, I have new photoshop
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 13, 2004, 05:48:07 PM
How much RAM do you have on your machine? And which processor?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 13, 2004, 06:27:30 PM
Oh, like I'm supposed to know that.

256 mb of RAM and a celeron, as far as I know.
It's a Dell Inspiron 2600
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 13, 2004, 06:35:25 PM
Hmm, thanks. I don't know why it would run so slow on your computer, but it is a good thing to watch out for if I ever get it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 13, 2004, 07:38:58 PM
PS will ALWAYS take longer to load than PSP. It's jsut a bigger program.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 13, 2004, 08:06:51 PM
That's not the point.

Quote
Photoshop takes WAY too long to load just to crop one little pic


That's the point. The slowness of PS, not it's slowness in relationship to another program.

And I'm beating this to death because . . . I don't know.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 13, 2004, 09:06:50 PM
I have PS 7. It loads perfectly fine and quickly. I would say that they both run at about the same frequency.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 14, 2004, 02:54:44 AM
does anyone know what the maximum pixel size is for profile pix?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 14, 2004, 12:01:46 PM
It looks like it's about 128x128, but I'm not sure.

42? Tage? Spring?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 14, 2004, 12:26:29 PM
Yes, I'm a taste-tester!  *Goes to have a chat with the cook*


ANd Izzy, that's too big.  Livejournal's are 100X100 and they're bigger than these.  I think the size is soemthign horrific like 80X80
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 14, 2004, 12:31:29 PM
doesn't matter, the msg board software automatically resizes 'em
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 14, 2004, 12:37:48 PM
Fuzzy, you're probably right. I just know they're not as small as AOL buddy icons.

Looks like someone finally got around to helping me with my broken fist.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 14, 2004, 07:33:56 PM
Gemm, I had no idea you admired me so!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 16, 2004, 01:02:43 PM
Hey, I just realized I'm a God Emperor. Pretty sweet. Maybe devourer of souls is next.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 16, 2004, 03:46:58 PM
What's a "cosplayer" ?  I am.  Okay, I saw that one coming.

Rather, what does a "cosplayer" do?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 16, 2004, 04:56:30 PM
the scariest kind of fanboy. They dress up in costume and pretend to be something else. Because role playing isn't enough for them. LARPing isn't enough for them. These people frighten me. I'm thinking of having them declared heretics and traitors and executed in my kingdom.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 16, 2004, 05:48:20 PM
Cosplaying usually refers to anime or video game characters, too.  There are cosplaying conventions too. and you don't just dress up, you assume the persona of the person you are obsessed with/dressed as.  Gender means nothing, (because majority of cosplayers are girls), and yeah - they are more or less considered the lowest ranks of geek society.   The epitome of "Dude, get a life."


My husband's last girlfriend is an obsessive cosplayer.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 16, 2004, 07:43:09 PM
well, "fanboy" kind of implies something to be a fanboy about, like anime etc.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 16, 2004, 10:12:17 PM
http://ffcosplay.free.fr/cos_ff10.htm

http://www.cosplay.com/

I would point out, before we get into serious mockery, that it seems tasteless to me to denigrate these people.  To many in the world, my status as a fantasy novelist might be the epitome of 'dude, get a life.'  Certainly those of us who 'waste time' playing RGPs would be mocked by the mainstream world.  A lot of guys I know waste an enormous amount of time playing video games.  Can we really say that what these people do with their time is any less worthwhile than what we do with it?

Many of us have been called names for much of our lives because of our interests.  It seems hypocritical to me for us to simply turn around and find a sub-culture even more 'geeky' than ourselves, then mock them in an effort to inflate our own senses of self-worth.

PS--I do not mean to point fingers.  I realize that Fuzzy did not say that they were in need of 'getting a life'--she just said that is how they are generally seen, and she is correct.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 16, 2004, 10:50:30 PM
I went to see the third matrix movie dressed like Neo. Does that make me completely sad? What if I was dissappointed about not having a costume for ROTK?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 12:28:35 AM
I would only make of you for dressing up as a Matrix character if you were a 300 lb girl trying to dress as Trinity.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 17, 2004, 12:45:34 AM
You've sullied my mind. Are you happy now? You're the only one to do that. I hope you feel like a freaking nobel prize winner now.  :P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 17, 2004, 12:57:31 AM
eh... I don't do it to inflate my ego, actually. i do it because while I normally don't claim to be a nerd, I am. And even by my standards, Cosplay is weird.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 17, 2004, 01:35:55 AM
Gratuitous level up post, since my wound is starting to hurt.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 02:43:39 AM
That's only fair.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 17, 2004, 06:39:04 AM
SE: It just annoys me how we, as nerds, like to make fun of other types of nerds.  Occasionally it occurs to me that we should present a unified front against the forces of normality.  

Again, I didn't mean to point any fingers.  I don't think you in particular were seeking to bolster your ego.  However, I do think there's an element in all of our cosplay/larp/Klingon mockery that comes from a desire to say 'Yeah, I might be nerdy.  But at least I'm not as nerdy as that guy!"
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 17, 2004, 08:43:59 AM
oh, I'm not taking it personally. I just don't think we need a united front. I think art forms like comics and fantasy prose need more establishment recognition, but I dont' know if i care that they're generally popular. I have a feeling that part of why people like gaming or sf or whatever is BECAUSE it's so different from "normal" things and they like to stand out. Persecution is just a part of that (so if you think about it, I'm doing them a FAVOR by teasing them). I don't want people to think my hobbies are dangerous (spiritually, morally, psychologically, or what have you), but there's no need for the public to enjoy what I enjoy. Heaven forbid there shoudl be a cable "role playing channel" where we can watch people play D&D 24/7. That too would be extremely dorky and below my level.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 17, 2004, 12:09:48 PM
And I can only stand people talking about their characters for so long.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 17, 2004, 01:22:04 PM
So whenever you use united and 'a,' like "a united nation," you don't use an? This really mystifies me. Sorry for getting so off tangent, but that sort of bothers me.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 17, 2004, 01:24:10 PM
So how did they come up with the word "cosplay" for that?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 04:00:09 PM
Because the costume is an integral part, and the costumes are often very very cool/elaborate/expensive.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 17, 2004, 04:58:13 PM
Ahhh.  Short for costume play, then.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 17, 2004, 06:07:18 PM
Kije, is that Mel Gibson?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 17, 2004, 06:15:37 PM
Nope.  Harrison Ford.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 17, 2004, 07:03:32 PM
I disbelieve.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 17, 2004, 07:18:32 PM
You, dead MoD, may believe or disbelieve whatever you want, regardless of how foolish it may be.

Shall I give you a hint?

Ford's character's name in the movie from which the image is taken is Rick Deckard.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 08:32:49 PM
Oh come on- even I can tell that's Harrison Ford.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on January 17, 2004, 09:58:49 PM
It's from Blade Runner.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 17, 2004, 10:13:42 PM
It's from the cover of Bladerunner, even, I think.

*checks the DVD on the shelf*

Yep, cover.

Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 17, 2004, 10:25:14 PM
It's a fairly iconic image of Bladerunner too. it's a nice choice for an icon.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 18, 2004, 12:51:53 AM
Yeah, it's one of my favorites: movie, character, setting, theme, etc.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 18, 2004, 12:58:24 AM
Hah!

Quote
You, dead MoD, may believe or disbelieve whatever you want, regardless of how foolish it may be.


I really meant to say dear MoD.  I can't imagine what you must have thought I meant.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 18, 2004, 05:51:02 AM
Yeah, it's a nice pick.  It's the one on my soundtrack CD--which, by the way, is a pretty good CD.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 18, 2004, 11:56:21 AM
speaking of forum icons, I've always enjoyed your latest, EUOL.  Until I recently gave it a good look, I thought the tendons on his neck were the neckalce holding up the glowing medallion.  Now I see it's not a necklace, and it's probably just a glowing chest.  Any comment?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on January 18, 2004, 02:18:34 PM
I like almost all the anime i have seen, although i regard it as very sloppy - they never bother to develop the worlds properly, they always just take modern day, slap in mechas or whatever, and thats them. Talk about lazy. And the characters are usually dramatically stereotypical.

Cosplay, never done it, never been to a con or seen it in person. However, the video on fileplanet of the Tokyo Game convention was all about the cosplayers, and a lot of the japanese girls looked very cute in their costumes ^_^

And on the subject of icons, i regard people as looking like the avatars. So i regard EUOL as looking like that, glazed expression and all, Kjie is lucky, and SE looks wierd. And fuzzy looks like a cosplayer.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 18, 2004, 02:39:08 PM
No no, I look like an evil man-eating panda.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on January 18, 2004, 06:12:42 PM
Man-eating? Looks like quite a civilized panda to me. It's typing at a computer, isn't it?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 18, 2004, 06:29:02 PM
If I have my reference right, Fuzzy's panda is in the process having its character eat another character in an online role-playing game.  It could be called a *man* eating panda, but it really only eats one person.  It should really be called a 'Brent-eating' panda.  

Kije:  My icon comes from:

http://www.michaelwhelan.com/index.asp?vsPage=gallerycollection

(Click on the second 'Exhibit' box at the top of the page.  It's the second picture.)

It's one of my favorite Whelan paintings.  As you can tell from the enlarged image, it's not a pendant, but a little ball of flame.  Nothing is holding it up--it's just kind of floating there.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 18, 2004, 06:29:58 PM
You obviously don't read Player Vs. Player, and you should.

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030105

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030412

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030302
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 18, 2004, 11:17:26 PM
I was thinking about attacking some mud...I wonder if anyone's there to defend it...hmmm...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 19, 2004, 08:43:46 PM
His face looks too fat.

But you must be right.

Sometimes, obviously, I can't tell if someone is being serious, or teasing.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 22, 2004, 02:03:09 PM
Izzy, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is stonefisted?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 22, 2004, 02:38:24 PM
Um . . .  I think it's the Nak'Shen version of constructive surgery. Remember when I was a Broken-fisted Nak'Shen? I think I had to be a Camel supervisor for a while to be able to pay for the surgery, and a stone fist was the best they could come up with.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 22, 2004, 03:06:29 PM
I think, actually, it's supposed to represent power and strength. Like, you hit like a rock.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 22, 2004, 03:08:11 PM
humph

Party-pooper
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 22, 2004, 03:09:40 PM
ok, if you WANT to be worthless your whole career...

but then, why did you get out of the camel poop business?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 22, 2004, 06:28:30 PM
Why would having a stone fist make my career worthless? You have no imagination.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 22, 2004, 06:38:48 PM
it doesn't. It's your explanation of how you got it that would make you lame.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 22, 2004, 06:42:08 PM
Not all of us want to be God-emperors
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 22, 2004, 07:16:54 PM
Ouch.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 22, 2004, 07:20:03 PM
Or some sissy-fisted camel poo manager. =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 22, 2004, 07:35:39 PM
Welcome back to the board Gemm. What is that strange picture supposed to be?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 22, 2004, 08:19:23 PM
Oh, its something alright. First one to guess gains the knowledge of foresight. And I've never been gone. I've just associated myself under a new alias. Since I love the snow and all. Obviously you're all harder to catch onto something than a deadbolted door. =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 22, 2004, 08:28:31 PM
Um, dude, I was referring to your return to your handle. Obviously, I knew it was you, since I've been referring to you as Gemm this whole time.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 23, 2004, 11:15:59 AM
"I am Rebron?" How come it's misspelled?

I was ignoring the new pic, since it won't load on my computer, but now I"m glad. Why is the file size so FRICKIN HUGE?! That's bad netiquette btw, a 700k+ file is terrible.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 23, 2004, 07:10:03 PM
Gemm, I made a (much) smaller and (much) more legible version of your avatar. It's at  http://www.saintehlers.com/misc/images/IAm_GraphicPen.jpg

Thanks for fixing it
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 23, 2004, 07:10:59 PM
Deaf, Blind, Mute. BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!

I don't really get it, but it's funny. even though I'm hardly mute.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on January 23, 2004, 08:01:52 PM
I think the real deity decided that you were overdue for some serious smackdown.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on January 23, 2004, 08:23:20 PM
It's probably an obscure punishment of some sort. You only have to post another 209 times to find out why.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 23, 2004, 09:38:29 PM
That's what you get for going from bishop of the church to declaring yourself god-emperor.  If I were you, I'd stay away from any large crowds of Zoramites....

Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 23, 2004, 10:51:33 PM
Actually, it's rather appropriate. Deaf, Blind and Mute, as in See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil. As in the three wise monkeys.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on January 24, 2004, 05:10:06 AM
You know, JP, that is one of the most strikingly clever things I've heard someone say on the board in a while.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 24, 2004, 09:50:29 AM
three wise NINJA monkeys!

And yeah, it was a nice connection.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 24, 2004, 02:05:57 PM
you need to blindfold your icon, saint.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 26, 2004, 12:09:30 PM
sigh, i'm going to be deaf, dumb, and blind for a long time. Perhaps I should edit him.

On the bright side, however, I've found I've become amazingly good at Pinball recently. One might even call me a "wizard."

I promise only to use my superpowers for good. If by "good" you actually mean "for my own personal gain and advantage."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 26, 2004, 02:16:42 PM
I take comfort in the fact that you post more than anyone else, and so while you might be stuck deaf, blind, and mute for a week or so, it won't be that way for months on end.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one curious as to what your next level will be.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 26, 2004, 02:27:09 PM
I'm betting on either "Repentant God-Emperor" or just "Deaf and Mute," having my blindness cured miraculously. Of course, anything "born again" would work too.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 26, 2004, 05:36:21 PM
Maybe everyone else knows this already, but who wrote all the titles?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 26, 2004, 05:55:05 PM
Actually, I thought the connection was rather obvious. Maybe I'm just lucky.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on January 26, 2004, 06:15:57 PM
Fell and EUOL wrote the titles.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 27, 2004, 12:23:15 AM
If the icon has anything to do with it, the next title will be "Lieutenant Monkey Jordi LaForge".
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 27, 2004, 07:55:24 AM
I was just obliging you by giving him a blindfold. I added the earmuff for good measure. He doesn't have a mouth, so he's already mute.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 27, 2004, 09:18:02 AM
He's like the Data of Monkey's.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 27, 2004, 10:10:33 AM
I wasn't aware that Data ever wore earmuffs.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on January 27, 2004, 11:25:43 AM
well, I think your monkey looks nifty.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 27, 2004, 11:43:14 AM
TOUCH MY MONKEY!

actually, I think he looks like a member of Devo
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 27, 2004, 07:32:52 PM
I think the blindfold you used on your NationStates flag looks better.  Those earmuffs are just goofy.  But then so's a dancing monkey.  
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 27, 2004, 07:44:48 PM
Yeah, goofy was the point I think. However, the national flag of the Theocracy of Ehlers is not a blindfolded monkey, it's a monkey with a red "ninja turtle" style mask
hence the white eyes.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 27, 2004, 08:24:01 PM
Yeah, well, on a blindfold you'd just fill in the eyes.  It'd be a pretty worthless blindfold otherwise.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 28, 2004, 12:20:17 AM
Have you noticed how bits of monkey thumb cling to the blindfold as the hands pass by?  I don't have a problem with it.  I just wanted to say "bits of monkey thumb."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 28, 2004, 09:33:53 AM
actually, when I was editing it, I almost coverd that up. But then I realized it WASN'T his thumb. It's a bit of head hair that moves into his face, sort of like a sideburn. It appears on the non blindfolded version even when the hand isn't up there. So I left it. I suppose I could have edited it out, but I figured his hair stuck out and curled around.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on January 31, 2004, 01:35:20 AM
I'm a ranger! We just watched the extended Fellowship tonight and I'm feeling a kinship with Aragorn.  :D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 31, 2004, 09:32:50 AM
well, on the MOB I was accused of having a "small part" in the RotK movie, which led everyone to believe I'm a hobbit.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on January 31, 2004, 08:11:49 PM
MOB?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 31, 2004, 09:21:42 PM
the message board at Joe the Circle's site. Imagine 8 Gemms from different nations and with different specific interests all tryign to weird each other out.

Yeah.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 31, 2004, 11:19:24 PM
That is the best thing ever.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on February 01, 2004, 02:03:19 AM
I imagine a Gemm trying to wierd out another Gemm would actually try and act rational, considering the normal Gemm modus operandi.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 01, 2004, 02:06:07 AM
Modus in the whats it?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 02, 2004, 02:47:28 PM
Well I figure Eric will finally level up today and we'll get to see what happens after this 10-day punishment.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on February 02, 2004, 03:13:26 PM
Scully boy? Is that anything to do with X-Files?

Or was it meant to be scullery boy (girl)?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 02, 2004, 04:28:27 PM
well, I'll only be leveling if you guys give me more to talk about. It's been dead the last several days. I refuse to spam just to level (which this particular post doesn't necessarily reflect)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 02, 2004, 05:24:43 PM
GOnna contradict myself here.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 02, 2004, 05:25:07 PM
and now I'm....

a pitiful begger. But as the removal of my blindfold shows, I'm a FUNKY pitiful begger. Which rules.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 02, 2004, 05:51:38 PM
A funky pitiful beggar monkey.  But not deaf, blind, and mute at least.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on February 02, 2004, 05:56:12 PM
But also, No longer Wise
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 02, 2004, 08:44:39 PM
Scully boy, eh?  42, you want me to change that to scullery boy?  Or, better yet, something non-gender-specific?  
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 02, 2004, 11:16:28 PM
Only if you want to.  I level up in another 11 posts anyway.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 02, 2004, 11:27:17 PM
heh, funny
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on February 03, 2004, 01:32:05 AM
So I had to look up "Cosplayer."  Time Wasting, indeed.

So does anyone else fear levelling up?  I mean the "Delete User" button is so close to the "Update Profile" button.  One slip and its all gone...

Didn't that happen to Slant a long while back?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 03, 2004, 01:43:02 AM
heh, thats actually rather funny.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 03, 2004, 06:15:26 PM
Heh.  If you actually ever delete yourself, I can reinstate you.  Don't worry about it too much.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on February 03, 2004, 09:10:29 PM
I may be an Eager Page, but the first person to try and write on me gets my fencing sword from last level where they won't like it!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on February 03, 2004, 09:17:25 PM
how about your back.... ?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on February 04, 2004, 06:14:26 PM
How about my back?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 08, 2004, 01:35:36 AM
I'M A CAN OPENER??
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 08, 2004, 05:20:39 AM
Hey, you're the one who wanted to be a member of the class designed by 42....
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 08, 2004, 02:02:01 PM
Am I made out of metal, or am I a cool thing with sharp horns like in 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish,'?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 08, 2004, 09:30:45 PM
neither, you're a cat owner.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 09, 2004, 04:55:51 AM
You know, I'm not the authority on this particular class.  I'm not sure what you are, but my guess would be that you're a person who opens cans so that someone important doesn't have to be bothered by doing it themselves.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 09, 2004, 10:49:54 AM
So, the second one probably.

"At our house we open cans
We have to open many cans
and that is why we have a Zans.
A Zans for cans is very good;
do you have a Zans for cans?  You should."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on February 16, 2004, 02:15:05 PM
Gratuituous post.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 16, 2004, 03:27:41 PM
Woo woo, all aboard the train to tinsel town!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on February 16, 2004, 04:33:43 PM
Saidar Warrior? As in Robert Jordan, or in some other context? I seem to remember hearing that Jordan had borrowed the word from something anyway.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 16, 2004, 05:10:23 PM
It was just a cool word that fit the linguistic perimeters of the culture I was shooting for.  The RJ reference is unintentional.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 17, 2004, 11:32:05 PM
Level-up post, because it can't get any better than being a can-opener.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 17, 2004, 11:32:30 PM
Oh dear.  I was wrong.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 18, 2004, 07:30:48 AM
You're just more specialized.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on February 19, 2004, 05:05:57 PM
You do realize this topic was started because no matter how bad you think it is, it can always get worse?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on February 19, 2004, 05:49:25 PM
It's like winning the lottery--it happens so rarely, but when you get a great title, you feel like you hit the jackpot!  ;D Not that I have anything to complain about, but some of the titles that you and fuzzy have gotten make me feel that it's that way for you.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on February 19, 2004, 06:26:41 PM
It is. :) I'm  very happy with my title now.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 19, 2004, 07:36:47 PM
I dunno, I'm pretty tickled by my present title, just because it's supposed to be a step up from 'can opener'.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 19, 2004, 07:42:47 PM
whereas I've been playing Sitar for what seems like years now
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 20, 2004, 02:17:26 AM
"All we need is love..."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 20, 2004, 07:26:21 AM
... and a banjo. Is that what's next?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on February 25, 2004, 12:23:59 AM
What to do, what to do? Luckily, I'm situated on a site specialising in in Time Wasting. Should be an easy level then.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 25, 2004, 01:02:09 AM
Any idea why you are a bored page?  What were you before?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on February 25, 2004, 01:21:43 AM
An Eager page. So obviously, I've been Jaded by life and lost all that young adult/uni student/environmentalist/protestor wonder at the world and hope that I can do everything. Now, I realise I'm going to be a page for the rest of forever.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 25, 2004, 07:24:53 AM
shut up and go get me a soda

(oh wait, Dang. I'm still not a ruler like I once was)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 26, 2004, 10:34:39 PM
well, i'm repentant again.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 26, 2004, 11:11:10 PM
Were you a repentant beggar before or were you a repentant something else?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 26, 2004, 11:13:10 PM
Oh, and I don't think I can get you a soda, but I can get  you a pickle.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 26, 2004, 11:18:14 PM
during my first 50 or so levels it seemed like I was repenting every other level.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on February 27, 2004, 01:43:37 AM
You wacky theists....

You've got to spend a little downtime making up for being 'God-Emperor' for a level.  
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 27, 2004, 09:53:09 PM
Last call for pickles...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 27, 2004, 11:34:51 PM
Oh, on the contrary dear woman.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 27, 2004, 11:36:48 PM
Yes, it would seem that I can now fetch just about anything from the kitchen.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 28, 2004, 08:13:51 AM
no, now you're a blender.

And Gemm, I like the Cobra Commander.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 28, 2004, 12:11:19 PM
Oh, well being a blender makes sense.  Especially since we decided I belonged to Brenna a few levels back
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 28, 2004, 12:16:58 PM
Now don't put yourself too far back down fuzzy. I get the irony of the title "Kitchen Aid." But a lowly blender? You should be something more inspiring, like a food processor, or a dishwasher, or even a refridgerator! So don't set yourself too low. Be all the Kitchen Aid you can be!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 28, 2004, 12:46:27 PM
Ah, but you don't know Brenna.  In real life, her super power is the ability to make tasty things come out of blenders.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 28, 2004, 01:20:40 PM
How do you make those link word things on the board here? E.G.: You want a word, say "this," to be a link someplace, without the URL being there. How do you do that?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on February 28, 2004, 01:21:24 PM
You cry,and wish for HTML.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on February 28, 2004, 01:24:03 PM
Well... I see SE doing it all the time. So nutter-butter upon you. =P
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 29, 2004, 12:38:05 AM
Code: [Select]
[url=http://www.yoururlhere.com]this is a link[/url]
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 06, 2004, 06:12:19 PM
Ok, since in the run of it all it will be a bearer of my title please decide on which will showcase my greatness:

Melon Cat:
(http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v85/Gemm09/Melon-Cat.jpg)

Or Bouncing Thing:
(http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v85/Gemm09/Moving_Goat.gif)

And no SE, Cobra is dead.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Entsuropi on March 06, 2004, 06:25:25 PM
The bouncing thing suits you.

Your ass looks big in the melon cat.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 06, 2004, 06:33:17 PM
Yes, the bouncing things are perfect.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 06, 2004, 11:20:53 PM
The melon thing is dumb. The bouncing (sheep?) are cool. i wasn't in love with Cobra commander. I just thought what you initially tried to replace it with sucked.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 06, 2004, 11:54:32 PM
yeah I was expecting Destro
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 06, 2004, 11:57:24 PM
A what?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 06, 2004, 11:58:21 PM
(http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/eleven/gijoevillains/images/d2.gif)

Destro... you know... oh yeah thats right your too young to know....
forget it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 07, 2004, 12:03:09 AM
Oh, metal face. Yeah.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 07, 2004, 08:42:57 AM
Gemm, you are such a poser
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 07, 2004, 11:02:22 AM
yeah I know you dont know anything about Zartan and Serpentor.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 07, 2004, 11:35:47 AM
(http://www.treasuresntoys.com/India%20Zartan%20moc.jpg)

(http://www.yojoe.com/catalogs/86/2.jpg)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 07, 2004, 11:41:59 AM
Ha!
What did Zartran originally only come with?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 07, 2004, 02:46:41 PM
Crappy artwork.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 07, 2004, 05:24:14 PM
Jeffe.  Best. Icon. Effer.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 07, 2004, 10:38:10 PM
yeah I just wish I knew how to make it keep chompin
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 08, 2004, 12:15:15 AM
the gif isn't set to a constant loop, that's why.  open it up with a animated GIF editor and change it's loop setting to allwayse, then save it.  That should fix the problem.

Oh, and I don't know where that Zartain is from, GI JOE is made by hasbrow, not funschool.  Must be an overseas package.
Title: oRe: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 08, 2004, 12:33:57 AM
oh ya, Zartan came with a "Swamp rat" if I remeber correctly, wich looked like a hill-billy speeder bike from starwars.  And he turned blue in sunlite.  That was a cool figure.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 08, 2004, 07:33:29 AM
if you don't have one, go to download.com and do a search for animated gif programs. The one I use is Animation Shop, which is bundled with Paint Shop Pro. The free version is only good for 30 days though, so unless you buy it (or find a crack) I don't recommend doing that.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 08, 2004, 12:20:02 PM
Curses!  Curse you, blackanvil, now I am no longer the only servant of servitude!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 08, 2004, 02:54:09 PM
/me laughs maniacly
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 09, 2004, 07:30:47 AM
still a begger. Been a begger for more posts than it takes people to get to cool levels. Will be a begger for at least that much longer.

But at least I'm selfless now.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 09, 2004, 11:34:05 PM
its no more than you deserve for being a religious overlord...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 12:52:26 AM
quiet you. Your time will come. Oh yes, it will. And my day will return! I will crush you all!

after i finish repenting.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Brenna on March 13, 2004, 06:48:32 PM
Hey, I'm not a hermit anymore!  Oh, wait...well, at least I'm enlightened now... ;)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 13, 2004, 10:01:23 PM
was kermit ever a hermit?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 14, 2004, 03:37:36 PM
At least as a hermit it's helpful to have your own cook.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 04:45:39 PM
but your a chief, not a chef....
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 14, 2004, 04:55:50 PM
Yeah, I'm wondering about that.  Cook to cheif doesn't make as much sense.  Cheif cook, maybe. But just 'cheif'?  Doesn't seem very servant-like. Any insight from 42?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 05:01:06 PM
plenty, but I didn't write the levels, pehaps your just a chief servant...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on March 14, 2004, 06:20:54 PM
Given the spelling proclivities of the people in question, I think it's safe to say they probably meant "chef."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 06:28:20 PM
can we help it if TWG's unofficial motto is

Bad Spellers of the world; Untie!!!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on March 14, 2004, 06:40:01 PM
I would just like to point out that this one wasn't me.  I actually caught it early, when I was looking through the "Student of Servitude" levels.  However, I still don't have FTP access to the site (following the server transfer) so I couldn't change the miss-spelling.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 06:45:30 PM
I dont think anyones blaming you EUOL, its just mildly amusing....
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 14, 2004, 07:11:03 PM
Yes, like I said: I thought 42 was in charge of this particular class, made it up, etc.  Therefore, maybe he could shed some light as to whether it's right, or if it's a spelling error, or some other kind of nonsense.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 07:33:26 PM
reminds me of that football commerical
KC Chiefs run out to practise and admire the endzone painter... for a second then one of them speaks up... wow that looks great; but who are the Chefs?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 14, 2004, 07:43:10 PM
Ha! I remember that one- that was excellent.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 07:46:37 PM
Im curious where fig planter came from... Im sure something else would have popped into my head...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on March 14, 2004, 07:54:22 PM
Quote
can we help it if TWG's unofficial motto is

Bad Spellers of the world; Untie!!!


/me laughs

That was hilarious.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 07:55:29 PM
Im surprised you've never seen that.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 07:56:19 PM
I've got to say I like the effect of several bunnies in a row chomping away... its very fun...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 14, 2004, 08:00:16 PM
Could you, (or someone else on here who is a computer gif god) make a whole set of them into one gif?  That would be amusing to watch for a while.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 08:11:34 PM
I could but Id have to get some new software to do it. I dont have an editor that will let me tamper with it yet...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 14, 2004, 08:17:20 PM
(http://www.monkeyslothstudio.com/pictures/bunny.gif)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 08:25:55 PM
any way to slow it down moderately?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 14, 2004, 08:27:05 PM
ya, I can lower the frame rate.  By how much you want it slower?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 08:28:03 PM
actually I think its only creepy on the huge one... the avatar one seems ok.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 14, 2004, 08:30:34 PM
slowed it down a bit anyway.  How's that?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 14, 2004, 08:37:43 PM
looks good, and I feel like a PAC Bunny... now where did I hide those power pellets
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on March 15, 2004, 04:25:46 PM
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I dont think anyones blaming you EUOL


Oh, I didn't think that I was being blamed.  I was just pleased by the occasion of a highly-visible spelling error that didn't belong to myself or my brother.  The fact that I actually noticed it ahead of time, but was completely unable to correct it, only heightens the irony.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 15, 2004, 04:51:47 PM
"Ah, Irony. We haven't had any of that around here since 1986, when I was the last practicioner. No one understood me, so I stopped."
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 15, 2004, 05:45:32 PM
at least it wasn't spelled grater druid...
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 15, 2004, 10:52:49 PM
so Gemm I see you've switched to Domo as your new pick.  I personaly liked the last one you had.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 15, 2004, 10:57:37 PM
Gar.... why is it everyone liked that one?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 15, 2004, 10:58:36 PM
it looked like a cartoon version of you.  This one isn't bad, it shows your nutty side.  But I liked the last one better.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 22, 2004, 02:34:48 AM
LoL!  I just noticed EUOL's title.  

Failed spellcaster (frog).

Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 22, 2004, 12:47:52 PM
I'm restored! Like da gospel!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 22, 2004, 12:58:00 PM
hish slave!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 22, 2004, 01:31:21 PM
what does "Hish" mean?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on March 22, 2004, 07:37:16 PM
The student of Dark Magic gets to be a frog twice.  The first time is in the early twenties where he/she gets to be a research subject.  

So this is the second level I'll get to spend as a frog.  Ribbit.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 22, 2004, 07:48:23 PM
hish is like tsk, only slightly more condescending
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 22, 2004, 09:01:17 PM
pffft.

(which is like "piffle," only ruder)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 26, 2004, 08:59:50 AM
Mummy, the n00bs are scaring me. As are the Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests. And the big pen that keeps trying to write on me! and that cute little bunny rabbit! It's alive, and it wants to eat me!

/me cowers in the corner
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 26, 2004, 09:20:45 AM
Don't worry, the Ninja monkey assassin priests will remove that terrible burden of life from you. THey will make all well.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 26, 2004, 01:45:51 PM
This one is for Jam

(http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v85/Gemm09/Web%20Images/unimpressed.jpg)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 26, 2004, 02:16:49 PM
*
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 26, 2004, 02:57:49 PM
Are the asterisks expressing surprise, or are they bumpers to keep the pictures from showing up on the 'most recent posts' thingys?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 26, 2004, 03:38:47 PM
bumpers. Gemm's been kinda rude to me both here and elsewhere today, so I figured I wasn't going to talk about it anymore, and I'd just get them out of the way.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 27, 2004, 06:27:12 PM
In all the newbie commotion, I seem to have become a winepress.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 27, 2004, 07:19:54 PM
There are less flattering jobs.

Like those having to do with camel poo.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Brenna on March 27, 2004, 07:48:30 PM
I think you should make me some grape juice (minus the fermentation).
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 27, 2004, 08:06:15 PM
I'll make you some grape juice, the fermentation is up to you and how long it takes you to drink it all.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on March 28, 2004, 02:51:10 PM
Hey! Lay off already!!!

;D
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on March 28, 2004, 05:02:06 PM
MoD, how'd you go from being a Saidar Warrior to a Saidar Junior? Seems like a demotion.  :'(

And I know that other people have already been this already, but I kinda like being a friend of trees. Trees are nice.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Brenna on March 28, 2004, 05:57:38 PM
I'm enjoying being an enlightened hermit, myself.  Especially since one of my jobs right now has me researching Hinduism and an enlightened hermit fits right in. :)
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Tekiel on March 28, 2004, 07:42:21 PM
Well, I worked and worked and worked (sort of) and finally leveled up from Gutter-crawler . . .  only to find that I am now a Flea-ridden Gutter-crawler.  Guess work is starting to get to me.  :-/
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 28, 2004, 10:28:42 PM
it's a promotion. before, the fleas wouldn't even come near you. Now, they adore you. Does it feel good to be loved?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Tekiel on March 28, 2004, 10:56:47 PM
and there was much rejoicing

ya.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 29, 2004, 06:52:06 AM
Hmmm Its been a slow week for me so I dont know If Ill know what I grow up to be untill next week.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on March 29, 2004, 12:47:33 PM
Maybe I'm Saider Junior Overlord? Nah, probably not.

EUOL, any light that you could shed?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 29, 2004, 12:51:21 PM
I think it's just that the Student of Martial Arts class has a lot of sadistic quasi-zen things going on with it.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on March 29, 2004, 12:53:55 PM
You're probably right.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: EUOL on March 29, 2004, 09:51:19 PM
Indeed.  

And, in the Saidar culture, 'Junior' is a nice title.  It means you have some kind distinction, rather than just being a generic warrior. It means you're on the path to elder.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 30, 2004, 11:04:11 AM
And you're still a frog.   :)

Meanwhile I'm either a misspelled Meatgrinder, or I'm actually a Meal Grinder, which is far, far weirder.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 30, 2004, 11:05:00 AM
You'd have to ask 42, he's the one that typed up that class.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 11:06:35 AM
I knew a few folks who were meal grinders
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 11:08:52 AM
I hope I become a lifetaker druid!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 30, 2004, 11:23:22 AM
I hope I once again rise to power adn become an Emperor God King, only this time with divine permission.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 11:31:31 AM
I see angles in your future
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 30, 2004, 11:40:12 AM
are you interested in Geometry?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 11:55:18 AM
well, yeah.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: stacer on March 30, 2004, 12:13:58 PM
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Meanwhile I'm either a misspelled Meatgrinder, or I'm actually a Meal Grinder, which is far, far weirder.


Meal grinder, as in one who grinds grain into meal with a stone mill. Actually not that weird, I think.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 30, 2004, 12:31:08 PM
well, that was a disappointing level change.

It will be worse in 810 posts and 3 levels later if things don't change though.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 12:40:07 PM
yeah but just wait another 600!!!
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 30, 2004, 12:55:55 PM
what happens in 600 posts?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 01:10:36 PM
I meant levels but wrote posts... go figure.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 30, 2004, 01:13:01 PM
EUOL said he was going to try and add more titles to classes this week.  So hopefuly you wont be "66" for much longer.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 01:13:57 PM
It sounds kind of cryptic
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 01:14:51 PM
maybe its a measure of bottles of beer on the wall or the number of angels on the head of a pin
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 30, 2004, 02:46:25 PM
You know Jeffe, "enojado" means "angry" not mad as in "mad with power." that would be "loco." Maybe that's what you meant. I just thought I'd point it out in case.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 02:52:40 PM
no, I figured I could be angry today and loco tomorrow.
/me spoons up a helping of wrath with some pork chops.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 30, 2004, 02:56:53 PM
apple sauce wrath?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 03:00:40 PM
With just a kiss of pineapple and shoyu.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 30, 2004, 03:08:14 PM
Shoyu Weenie?

Heh... Harvey Birdman there if anyone got that.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Spriggan on March 30, 2004, 03:28:02 PM
You don't even know what that means do you Gemm?
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 30, 2004, 03:31:50 PM
Personally I like a good Tamurai, but shoyu goes better with apples and pineapple.
Title: Re: These Stupid Titles II
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 30, 2004, 04:10:26 PM
Well see, I was referring to a cartoon on Adult Swim, hereto referencing an account of funny I remember.