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Local Authors => Howard Tayler => Topic started by: ryos on May 17, 2009, 04:28:37 AM

Title: The ommminous hummm!
Post by: ryos on May 17, 2009, 04:28:37 AM

It's been so long since that was used. I love it! ;D

I do worry about Schlock losing memories whenever he gets burned, though.

Title: Re: The ommminous hummm!
Post by: mbarker on May 17, 2009, 11:54:09 AM

Quote from: ryos on May 17, 2009, 04:28:37 AM

I do worry about Schlock losing memories whenever he gets burned, though.

Hah! He's learned. See, every morning when he wakes up, he makes a teeny-tiny backup copy and puts it in the cup that he leaves beside his bed, just for this. And when he gets back in the evening, he swallows them and spends the night recombining. That way, if he loses a bit here and there during the day, he's still got his backups. As someone probably said, "Just a cupful of Schlock makes the memories rebound, the memories rebound." He sings that while he gargles that cupful of himself in the evening, you know?

Title: Re: The ommminous hummm!
Post by: happyman on May 18, 2009, 07:48:15 PM

So was that a deliberate part of the act?  I wouldn't put it past Schlock.  Well, maybe I would.  Surely its gotta hurt?

Title: Re: The ommminous hummm!
Post by: mbarker on May 19, 2009, 05:31:04 AM

Nah... at least I didn't think it was planned. I thought he was trying out juggling, stretched... and whoops, that's the trigger! Ouch!

Title: Re: The ommminous hummm!
Post by: happyman on May 19, 2009, 05:09:27 PM

Ah.  So he wanted chainsaws because they would be less painful?  Makes sense.  And says a lot about his chosen profession...