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Title: Which cow are you going to kill?
Post by: mbarker on February 12, 2009, 08:58:14 AM

At the end of http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090212.html

When you make breakfast, are you going to kill off:
1. Holy cow!
2. More bull
3. Sacred cow

or some other flavor?
Enquiring minds want to know!

Title: Re: Which cow are you going to kill?
Post by: Howard Tayler on February 12, 2009, 02:40:41 PM

I'm going to kill a cow AND a pig, thank you. Where's that option? I want bacon-wrapped tenderloin next to my eggs.

Title: Re: Which cow are you going to kill?
Post by: mbarker on February 13, 2009, 03:32:56 AM

One cow and pig with commitment, one chicken with involvement.

Hey, can I get biscuits with red-eye gravy?

Title: Re: Which cow are you going to kill?
Post by: MooseDrool on February 13, 2009, 07:28:50 PM

Cowabunga!
Since you have the pig for bacon anyway, why not add some sausage, biscuits and marmalade to that fancy breakfast? Don't forget to milk that mooker before you wacker for the butter (biscuits without butter??  :P).