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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: UtopiaGreen02 on September 17, 2008, 02:43:53 AM

Title: Why was I banned?
Post by: UtopiaGreen02 on September 17, 2008, 02:43:53 AM
I applied for modership hour or so before this new Brenda fellow got the job.  Why was I banned, Mr. Sanderson, why?  And where is my free book, Green, where?

You can't give me a million warnings within 2 minutes, and expect me to understand.  Where is the wiggle room, for knowing what you want?  Mormon?  How?  How is it Mormonly to ban people, when they have done no malice to you?
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: Miyabi on September 17, 2008, 07:25:50 AM
1.  We tried to hint to you NICELY FOR WEEKS about your trolling.

2.  You didn't think the multitude of "PM harassment" you received was coincidence?

3.  NO ONE on the boards likes you, aside from the occasional laugh at how incompetent you can be, so why not save yourself the humility and just leave?

4. Not EVERYONE on this board is Mormon and your stereotypical slandering comment pisses me off.  I am not even Mormon and it made me angry.

5.  You make me do this Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSl4mFw4GDo) which makes me sad.  You owe me a new computer.
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on September 17, 2008, 07:38:27 AM
These boards have no official affiliation with the Mormon faith.

Also, since I can say just about anything I want and it will have the same affect on your posts and attitude towards life, I would like to say that you were banned because there once was a fly and a flea in a flue.  They were stuck there, what could they do?

"Let us fly," said the flea.

Let us flee!" said the fly.  So they flew through a hole in the flue.

Chocolate Sneeze.

Edit:  Spelling was to be desired.
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: Silenced Parrot on September 17, 2008, 10:20:01 AM
Gorgan's reason sounds like a good reason for anyone to get banned. Anyone.
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 17, 2008, 01:42:40 PM
Utopia, I was going to give you three strikes on this, but now I'm just going to ban your ip address.
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: GreenMonsta on September 17, 2008, 03:26:45 PM
Thank you Ehlers
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: Shrain on September 17, 2008, 05:04:38 PM
Ding dong, the troll is dead; the troll is dead. Ding dong the stupid troll is dead!  :D

All Hail SE!!

/*shrain does a happy dance.
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on September 17, 2008, 05:30:19 PM
It's "so they flew through a flaw in the flue." How could you mess that up? Also, it's "let us flee." Flee/flea, fly, flaw, flew/flue. I guess there's no flow. Or flay.

It was on Karen's poetry spot for August 9th (http://karenspoetryspot.blogspot.com/2008/08/flea-and-fly-in-flue-by-ogden-nash.html). (It's by Ogden Nash, of course.)

Anyway, a million warnings within 2 minute? He'd already gotten a "this is your only warning" message a week earlier and was not able to comprehend it (see the "PM harassment" thread).

I hope he stays gone.
Title: Re: Why was I banned?
Post by: WriterDan on September 17, 2008, 05:33:40 PM
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

So ever since I was a kid, I wondered what exactly they said in the last line of this ditty.  Thank you, Ookla.  You are my new hero.

And I loved the dance, Shrain.  lol.  All agreed, the troll is dead!