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Title: GI Joe movie
Post by: Fellfrosch on November 20, 2007, 05:45:14 PM

The GI Joe movie has started casting leads, and the first one announced is, in my opinion, the sexiest cartoon character ever: The Baroness. And apparently the live action Baroness is going to be Sienna Miller? I'm not sold.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gi_joe/news/1690367/

Title: Re: GI Joe movie
Post by: WriterDan on November 20, 2007, 06:14:54 PM

This'll probably end up degrading into a Street Fighter knockoff.  That is, if it was ever on the radar to begin with.  Ugh.

Title: Re: GI Joe movie
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 20, 2007, 08:50:45 PM

I'm disappointed that of all the women available, they chose the baroness to be the sexy lead. Bad accent, German corporal punishment demeanor, cruddy black hair, stupid, stupid glasses. Sorry, not doing it for me. (if you're into S&M I suppose you may think different). I demand my red head!

Title: Re: GI Joe movie
Post by: Fellfrosch on November 20, 2007, 09:08:02 PM

Well obviously Lady Scarlet will be in it, they just cast the Baroness first.

Title: Re: GI Joe movie
Post by: Spriggan on November 20, 2007, 09:18:01 PM

I'm already counting this movie out since it's no longer US based but based in Europe.

Title: Re: GI Joe movie
Post by: Sigyn on November 21, 2007, 05:25:42 PM

The irony is killing me.