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Title: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on June 20, 2007, 05:20:08 AM
I know that several of people on this site are good at coming up with names. What I need is a good, masculine name. No, it not for some imaginary character is some story that I'm writing. The fact is, my wife and I are expecting are third son at the end of September. We've been trying to think of a good name and after eliminating all of the names in several baby books, we just don't know what to do. Therefore, I'm open to suggestions.

Part of the problem is that I want this son to have a unique name. I refuse to give him a name that is the same name as one of my relatives.  Considering that I come from a large, male dominated family, this eliminates many names and most of the common ones.  Also, my wife is relunctant to consider names that begin with C, K, I, or L. My oldest son continues to suggest names from cartoons that he watches, but unless he is born with a big blue arrow on his head, I'm really not considering these suggestions.

So, any suggestions?
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Tekiel on June 20, 2007, 05:36:28 AM
I know someone named Martell.  I thought that was a unique name without going too off-the-wall about it.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Nessa on June 20, 2007, 06:12:25 AM
Aiden
Brady
Darren
Garret
Harrison
Parker
Trent
Weston
Obadiah

Ok, just kidding on that last one!

Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Parker on June 20, 2007, 03:43:45 PM
I know I've always been partial to Parker, too.  ;-)

Seriously, names are such a personal thing--I'm not sure what to tell you.  My wife and I limit ourselves to names that will work in both English and Slovak (since she's from Slovakia), and then there's the Slovak name calendar, which also limits us.  In other words, the way we come up with names probably won't work for you.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: 42 on June 20, 2007, 04:32:59 PM
As the child's uncle, I have to give my two cents, which of course have a much greater value than anyone elses two cents.

First, I'm offended that you don't like the names Elmer or Herckamer.

Second, let me narrow your choices for you to help ease your mind:

Martell--too apple cidery
Aiden--Taken by one of our cousins twice removed
Brady--let's not bring up that argument again
Darren--being considered for one of my other future nephews
Garret--I think he beat you up in junior high
Harrison--no last names as first names (what would the Harrison's think?)
Parker--well what would he use as his handle on TWG?
Trent--Trent/trench, trent/trench...I wonder where this will place the kid
Weston--we have lived almost our entire lives in the West, so no
Obadiah--has potential

I know that helped you and your wife immensely. You may thank me later.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Tink on June 20, 2007, 06:26:05 PM
Braden
Malachi
Elijah
Alexander (too common?)
Nikolai
Ashwin
Austin
Jackson (or Jaxon)
Mikael
Jeremiah
Ahah (BOM name, he he)
Emron (another BOM name)
Julian
Matthias
Sabin
Maxim
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 21, 2007, 12:53:38 PM
Maxim

While you're at it, don't for get FHM and Stuff. THose are good men's names.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Tink on June 21, 2007, 03:38:50 PM
It really is a guy's name. I got it off of our address book in Outlook. On babynames.com it says it's Russian. I was also thinking of Maximilian. Long, but of course you could call him Max.

More names:

Jace
Niles
Jadon
Noah
Stanton
Jamon (means Right Hand of Favor in Hebrew)
Josiah (means God Will Saves in Hebrew)
Norwood
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 21, 2007, 06:09:05 PM
Salvatore
Abacus
Pancho
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: EUOL on June 21, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
Elend!  ;)
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: FirstMateJack on June 21, 2007, 09:43:18 PM
Pubert.

And if it turns out to be a girl Pubessence is good too.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 22, 2007, 01:17:15 PM
It really is a guy's name. I got it off of our address book in Outlook. On babynames.com it says it's Russian. I was also thinking of Maximilian. Long, but of course you could call him Max.

That it may be. But that doesn't change the fact that it's still a poor choice due to modern cultural baggage.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Comatose on June 22, 2007, 04:55:46 PM

It's not very unique, but I think Aaron is a good name.  I also like Obadiah, you could call him Obie for short ;), and if your las name is Won Kanobie, then you are in luck, your son is a jedi.

*I apologize in advance for the mispellings of "Won" or Kanobie," I'm not that framiliar with Star Wars, at least not enough to know correct spellings.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: 42 on June 22, 2007, 07:15:02 PM
I feel compelled to reply again.

Why haven't you considered Vern?  (that's a metaphore for life there)

Now to shoot down the competition.

Braden (no nephew of mine is going to wear brades in any form)
Malachi (Do we really think the son of lawyer can live up to such a name?)
Elijah (If he can summon pillars of heavenly fire, then absolutely)
Alexander (too common?)(being considered for a different nephew)
Nikolai (The kid will be part Russian on his mother's side,
Ashwin (Already have one nephew named Ash)
Austin (Paris Hilton was named after a city and look how she turn out)
Jackson (or Jaxon) (What would the Jackson's think?)
Mikael (no witty remark here, just no)
Jeremiah (He's not a bullfrog, people)
Ahah (BOM name, he he) (Why not Flock of Seagulls?)
Emron (another BOM name) (Very close to Enron, and for the son of a tax lawyer that could send the wrong message)
Julian (I think naming a boy with any form of Julia or Jules or Jul- hasn't been popular since the Victorian age)
Matthias (Taken by Mistress of Darkness)
Sabin (It would be nice if the child could absorb the sound of his older brothers)
Maxim (Do we really need to condemn the child to being a cross-dressing male prostitute just yet?)
Jace (We have a lot of J names already in the family)
Niles (Get him his butler suit now!)
Jadon (sounds too close to Jaded)
Noah (With global warming this might be a wise choice, but his parents are not evironmentalists)
Stanton (Taken by a cousin)
Jamon (sounds too Carribean)
Josiah (got nothing)
Norwood (very close to another family name)
Salvatore (so he's going to paint really warped images that one could almost say are surreal)
Abacus (His mother likes math, but even she might find this choice to be strange)
Pancho (Doesn't this just say, "I like guerilla warfare")
Elend (has some possibility, but it's very close to one our nieces names)
Not even going to mention FirstMateJack's suggestions, though I fear for his children.
Aaron (nice name, but the kid has an uncle with that name already)


Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Tink on June 22, 2007, 09:42:36 PM
It sounds like you're basically shooting down the names just to shoot them down. Is it because you want your brother to choose something you thought up, you're feeling argumentative, or what? Just curious.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Comatose on June 22, 2007, 10:07:44 PM
I also think that FirstMateJack's names were innapropriate, but I didn't remark on them because I thought he might be joking.  If he isn't he needs help, but if he is, I probably just mada fool of myself. ;)
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: 42 on June 23, 2007, 02:38:28 AM
It sounds like you're basically shooting down the names just to shoot them down. Is it because you want your brother to choose something you thought up, you're feeling argumentative, or what? Just curious.

Mostly just to shoot them down. Largely to tease my "younger" brother. ;D

 Okay, I do have to use this name for the rest of my life in one way or another. I do hope it is a name I can 1) pronounce, 2) spell, 3) remember, 4) differentiate from the gazillion other family names I have to remember, 5) say without laughing or feeling embarrassed. I would also hope that my brother has enough sense not to give his child a name that traumatizes him.

And I honestly don't know if I could someday accept a kidney from someone named Emron.  ;)
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on June 23, 2007, 03:42:47 AM
First, let me clarify that uncles have no naming rights for this child whatsoever. If you like a name, start having your own kids!

Second, for my dear twin brother, be careful about referring to me as your "younger" brother. That might generate some maturity comparisons that you will regret.

Third, be careful about shooting down some of these names as you might offend someone who reads this website.

I am grateful for the suggestion that have been given so far, many of which are under consideration. Please feel free to continue to make suggestions.

My wife wanted to point out that the name needs to match with our others sons names.  So we were wondering what names people thought match well with Isaac and Leif?
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on June 24, 2007, 04:31:54 AM
I suppose Erik is off-limits? Or Thorvaldr?
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on June 24, 2007, 05:12:21 AM
Ya, Erik and Thorvaldr isn't being considered. Neither is Newton.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Comatose on June 24, 2007, 04:15:20 PM
I re-read some of the messages and I just have to ask.  Does your son watch Avatar and want to name his brother Aang?  That's the only cartoon I could think of that has character with and arrow on his head.  I think it's a great show, but should not be used as a reference for naming children.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on June 25, 2007, 01:51:21 AM
Yes, my son watches Avatar. I agree that Avatar should not be used as a reference for naming children, but that not what my oldest son thinks. He keeps on telling us that we should consider the name "Aang." Therefore, as consideration, if the child is born with a big blue arrow on his head then the child may be named Aang, otherwise, it's unlikely.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 25, 2007, 01:10:45 PM
Second, for my dear twin brother, be careful about referring to me as your "younger" brother. That might generate some maturity comparisons that you will regret.

THe problem is, when you start threatening maturity comparisons, you've already lost the "maturity" game.

Third, be careful about shooting down some of these names as you might offend someone who reads this website.

If he does, it's just as well. If that post can offend someone, something I post is *bound* to offend them sooner or later. Probably sooner than later.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Tink on June 25, 2007, 04:27:25 PM
Another suggestion: Orion.

And 42, they're just suggestions. I'm not attached to any of the names (I thought Emron would be a cool inside reference since it's not a commonly known name from BOM and he's a Nephite soldier). I am just trying to help Lost generate some ideas.  :D
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Fellfrosch on June 25, 2007, 09:55:18 PM
I think you should name him Bonnie, just to stay consistent.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 26, 2007, 01:24:30 AM
As is constant with the naming game, I have to get a few out of the way.

Have you ever considered "Cumulonimbus" or "Fortyseven"?
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on June 27, 2007, 05:36:54 AM
Emron sounds too much like Enron--just my two cents.

Let's see:

Dafyd (Welsh for David)
Matthias
Roine (not French! It's Swedish, I promise!)
Howell

These are all that's coming to mind at the moment. I'd recommend other names, but I had to use up most of mine when I kept having boys. :P
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Shrain on June 28, 2007, 08:59:16 PM
Emron sounds too much like Enron--just my two cents.
heh. Exactly the first thought that came to mind, even though I knew a guy named Emron.

But I love the Welsh spelling of David, though the poor kid would be spelling his name out for people constantly.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on June 29, 2007, 05:31:05 AM
It's good insurance against telemarketers, and someday my son Padraig will thank me. As it is, he already feels unique and special because he usually gets a look of surprise when he spells his name for people.  Now if I can just get him to be a little more choosy about to whom he spells his name . . . I shoulda taken the OB's advice and given him the middle name of Knucklehead. Or maybe Precocious.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Aen Elderberry on June 29, 2007, 09:19:57 PM
When considering what to name our children I always bring up -
 
Bishop
Senator
Mister
General

and suggest that if we want a family name then we should consider

Grandma
Uncle

But we always end up using something else.  You may ask "where is my wife's sense of adventure?"

We have used real family names and biblical names.  I actually prefer names that you can spell.  Check out the chapter on names in Freakanomics before you decide to use a weird spelling.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on June 30, 2007, 02:08:03 AM
Yes, I already checked out the chapter on names in Freakonomics. Thus, naming this next son is very important to me. The name needs to be adventurous, unique, but not one that would give him a complex.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Sigyn on July 02, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
Just remember, your child will have to live with this name for the rest of his life.  I have an unusual name, and I admit, it gets annoying having to constantly correct people on pronunciation or spelling.  Please, be kind to your child!
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: twisted on July 06, 2007, 11:58:48 AM
Ryan
Kyle
Leon
Wessley
Callum
Liam
Hugh
Xavier
Morgan

Not to unusual and hopefully not enough for your brother to shoot down either.  Good luck with it all.
We named one of our daughters Xanthe and she loves it.  She writes her initial everywhere because she likes how it resembles a treasure map....
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on July 06, 2007, 01:26:19 PM
finally a list of names I can (mostly) get behind.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Maxwell on July 14, 2007, 04:35:57 AM
names huh, well I got plenty of unnusual names...
bertram
Zedrick
Solomon
Omar
Yusef
Shammash
Nannar
Sandlfron
Aloisius(al-oo-wish-us)
Terrato
Nichodemus
Dolan
Dorian
Pul
Ahn
Machaevil
Ensetsurean
Sskroe(s-crow)
Belial
Farfalis
Jaydev
Raj
Rex
Julius
Aggares(ah-gary-s)

that would be a short list of names from my dinner table, I suppose it's useful that we all have 16 each...
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on July 14, 2007, 06:23:16 AM
Are we naming a dog or a kid?  Rex?  :-p.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Maxwell on July 14, 2007, 06:29:39 AM
I had a very good friend named rex.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on July 20, 2007, 01:03:33 AM
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Are we naming a dog or a kid?  Rex?  :-p.

I'm naming my third son.  My wife already named the dog "Lily".

My wife and I like unusual names that don't sound so strange that the kid will be mocked or beat up. But then again, I've known a lot of kids in normal names that were mocked and got beat up.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: 42 on August 03, 2007, 07:45:24 PM
Best baby name site ever:

The Utah Baby Namer (http://wesclark.com/ubn/)
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on August 08, 2007, 04:02:56 AM
Wow, now I feel like I can name the baby anything and people in Utah won't find it strange. Wait, I don't live in Utah.  :o
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Lost One on September 06, 2007, 06:03:27 AM
The name is Ian Paul.

We were seriously considering Orion and Elijah and hadn't really consider Ian, but once my wife and I saw the boy, he looked more like an Ian than an Orion or Elijah.  Funny how that worked out. Thanks for all of the help and, consider how few girls are born into the family, I will keep these name suggestion on boy names in mind. 
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Nessa on September 06, 2007, 07:13:36 AM
I like it. My husband entertained the name "Ian" for our last, but it just didn't suit the baby.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 06, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
I like Ian much better than Orion.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on September 06, 2007, 06:45:18 PM
I approve of that name. Especially because it reminds me of Adrian Paul.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Shrain on September 06, 2007, 09:02:08 PM
Aww. Ian Paul. I like. :)
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: Tink on September 07, 2007, 03:43:10 PM
Congrats on the baby and for everything going well. Even though you didn't choose Orion or Elijah, it's cool that you were considering some of my suggestions :). Also, I think it's funny you picked Ian since in your first post to the thread you said your wife was relunctant to name him something beginning with I.

My husband and I already have 4 names picked out, and I worry that when we have a baby, we'll realize the name doesn't fit. We're pretty attached to the names, and the order we want to give them (one order for the boys and one for the girls, with two each). Hmmm, we'll have to see what happens.
Title: Re: Names?
Post by: charity on October 11, 2007, 01:30:01 AM
well, I feel like I'm interrupting a personal conversation here but I just wanted to add my thoughts... you know since I can  ;)  congratulations on your little one... is it your first?
I have two nephews named Atlas and Orion.

and I have an 8 month old (third) and we named him Ian Yance. His dad, not joking totally serious, wanted to name him.... are you ready, cause its a shocker.... Barnabus. Yes, yes, I know... I was worried myself for a while.  ;D