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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: JP Dogberry on July 19, 2005, 08:42:42 AM

Title: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 19, 2005, 08:42:42 AM
Yeah, we spell Krewe with a K. You know how we do.

So, amuse me my minions.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 19, 2005, 08:45:11 AM


*ahem* No amusement unless contract strictly outlined as follows:

1. We must get cookies.

2. We require a dentalplan, and

3. If there are sausages, we are FIRST IN LINE!!
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 19, 2005, 08:47:09 AM
1). Your cookies are waiting for you in the cookie aisle of your local supermarket.

2). Dental plan is as follows: Do as I say and you can keep your teeth.

3). It doesn't matter as there are no sausages.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 20, 2005, 06:56:00 AM

I see Dot-Points. I am therefore satisfied.
Actually, they're numbers. But I am willing to make concessions in the interests of healthy business relations.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 20, 2005, 07:14:28 AM
They're points. There's dots next to them.

I've never met a girl named Dot, but there's one in Animaniacs. She was cute for an Animaniac.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 20, 2005, 07:45:39 AM

Full stops don't count. Dots are big and round like POLKA dots. So There!

There's also one in Lockie Leonard. Do you remember Lockie? He was forced on us in about year six or so, if I recall.

If you don't remember
you are obviously dotty.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 20, 2005, 07:57:40 AM
Like Weird Al? Like Polkamon?

Anyway, where' the rest of the krewe? Mr. P is an honourary member and somewhere, but the rest aren't here.

Meh, might be a good thing. I hate most of them anyway.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 20, 2005, 08:11:34 AM
Yes, well.

I have a soft spot for Al and his Polkas.
I also love 'Albuquerque'.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 23, 2005, 09:28:10 AM
Oi! I resent that JP.

And I haven't stopped by cause i've been banned from the net, among other things...
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 24, 2005, 12:21:33 AM

Feh. You should be able to post telepathically by *now*  ::)
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 24, 2005, 09:34:57 PM
Wait until I get wireless ;)  Too much effort now to run the dialup sequence :P
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 24, 2005, 11:00:27 PM
I heard of a guy who could whistle so well, he could get on a phone, handshake with his home modem, and leave notes to himself on his desktop. It was an early example of remote Desktop.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 25, 2005, 06:50:41 AM

That's got to be the coolest thing I've heard all day - except for Jess's badge that said "Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them."
I liked that - simple but brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 07:26:31 AM
Yeah well F you too.  And throw rocks at you.

It's official, the night it starting, I'm hyped up on Caffeine, and I have nothing to do tomorrow morning, meaning I can stay up late. JP is in the House! \m/ \m/

Rawk!

Lemme here it for the krewe! When I say "Night" you say "Krewe"

Night!

Krewe!

Night!

Krewe!
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 25, 2005, 07:32:38 AM
That's Quite enough caffeine for you, young man...

Hmph. They're going to make me go to bed eventually. Stupid dungeonkeepers. :(
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 08:52:08 AM
And my F'ing network died. Again. It did it yesterday too.

Someone will pay with the weight of gold of their blood.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 25, 2005, 09:05:23 AM
Good Evening kiddies.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 09:07:05 AM
It's Howdy doody time kiddies, the bad man is here!
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 25, 2005, 09:09:35 AM
Y'know, that has bad implications.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 09:11:28 AM
That's the idea. Course, I used to say it everytime Driscol walked into the room for IPT.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 25, 2005, 09:14:22 AM
Ah yes, I remember that.  I think most people ended up doing it whenever he arrived.  
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 25, 2005, 09:15:09 AM

Wish I'd witnessed that,

Actually it's on e of those things where you don't want to see, but you just can't look away...
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 09:15:53 AM
Actually, I was the only one who did it, but he always used to point and wait for it, and when I didn't say it everyone noticed.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 25, 2005, 09:22:01 AM
Mmm, others actually did it dude.  You may not have noticed, but others did it.  Jai did as well, if nothing else.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 09:25:58 AM
Jai counts as me.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Xaio on July 25, 2005, 09:29:19 AM
I'd love to see his reaction to that :P

And does that mean that if either of you say, go out with someone, that your girlfriend is also going out with the other person?
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 25, 2005, 09:30:55 AM
Yes.

Which is good for me, less good for him.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on July 28, 2005, 04:00:05 AM
Jam just summoned me via IM, admist talk of whiskey and wine, to venture here.  I am an honorary member after all.

So entertain me, OZ night crewe.
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: JP Dogberry on July 28, 2005, 04:29:46 AM
/me dances
Title: Re: The TWG OZ Firefly Night Krewe
Post by: Master Gopher on July 28, 2005, 06:27:24 AM
Whiskey? Wine? Where?

(Sorry 'bout the alliteration :P)