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Local Authors => Robison E. Wells => Topic started by: House of Mustard on August 24, 2005, 09:50:23 AM

Title: New baby
Post by: House of Mustard on August 24, 2005, 09:50:23 AM
Sorry the news is late: my wife had a baby on Thursday.  They're both well and healthy.  You can see his picture on my website: www.robisonwells.com
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 24, 2005, 10:02:44 AM
yay!
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: stacer on August 24, 2005, 11:45:07 AM
With all those middle names, I hope you gave your daughter at least one middle name! (It always bugs me when Mormon families say, "Oh, she'll be getting married, so she'll use her last name as a middle name..." :P What if she never marries?)

And congratulations! :)
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: 42 on August 24, 2005, 12:38:24 PM
Congrats!

At least you used better names than what my older brother and his wife are considering for their expected baby. Who really likes the name "Dweezil" anyways? Considering who his parents will be, the poor kid is going to be picked-on enough.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: House of Mustard on August 24, 2005, 01:02:27 PM
His sister has a middle name -- Marie.

With Sam, my wife always wanted to use the name Sam, but she also wanted to name a kid after both grandpas (Robert and Stephen) -- and was worried that we'd only end up with one boy.  (Of course, if we have another boy, we're out of names.)
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Spriggan on August 24, 2005, 01:21:23 PM
Congrats Mustard!  So is it a Delli or Spicy?
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: House of Mustard on August 24, 2005, 02:42:33 PM
Pretty bland and yellow so far.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on August 24, 2005, 04:03:04 PM
So that makes 2?
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: The Jade Knight on August 24, 2005, 04:15:04 PM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Fells_Mum on August 29, 2005, 02:16:31 PM
The baby not only has 4 names, but is the second named for his grandpa - what about me????????? There are no babies named for me, and I'm the grandma! ??? ???
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 29, 2005, 02:27:49 PM
did you WANT the boy-child named after you?

/me wonders what would happen if he named a son after his mother.

Why... I'd have a boy named Sue!
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Fellfrosch on August 29, 2005, 03:11:53 PM
Note that despite being both Fell's and Mustard's mom, she only mentions me in her username? I bet Mustard feels so unloved right now.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Entsuropi on August 29, 2005, 03:19:31 PM
Well to be fair, 'Fells and House of Mustards Mom' is probably over the character limit.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Fellfrosch on August 29, 2005, 05:17:58 PM
Granted. But that fact remains that, having to choose one, she chose me. No one should be surprised.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: House of Mustard on August 29, 2005, 06:09:40 PM
Did you also notice that the only comment Fell's Mum had to say was to complain that I hadn't named a kid after her?  No "What a cute baby!" or "I'm so proud of my new grandson!"
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Fells_Mum on August 31, 2005, 02:00:00 PM
After being trashed on your other website I was too stunned to mention how cute the baby was. He does, however, look just like you.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Spriggan on August 31, 2005, 02:16:37 PM
I'm surprised she admits she's either of your two's mom.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Fellfrosch on August 31, 2005, 04:54:13 PM
What she means to say is, you're red-faced and squishy, and you're life revolves around sleeping and gaining weight.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: House of Mustard on September 01, 2005, 09:50:52 AM
I can't argue with that.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on September 01, 2005, 02:05:01 PM
You should argue with that, what with being his brother and all, along with her son. It's all just the ways of the family unit, via Utah.
Title: Re: New baby
Post by: Fellfrosch on September 01, 2005, 07:45:22 PM
After this conversation she's not speaking with either of us anymore, so it's kind of a moot point.