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Title: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: stacer on July 17, 2006, 08:45:39 PM
I have just been invited to be the Editor Guest of Honor at LTUE next year. I suppose I'll have to come up with a keynote address... They're flying me out and everything.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on July 17, 2006, 09:03:25 PM
Wow, that's awesome. Congrats and good luck with all that.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Harbinger on July 18, 2006, 01:24:21 AM
Awesome, conratulations.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on July 18, 2006, 01:31:04 PM
Cool. o.o
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Fellfrosch on July 18, 2006, 01:43:21 PM
Cool.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on July 18, 2006, 02:05:08 PM
Kool.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Spriggan on July 18, 2006, 02:05:51 PM
Kool-Aid
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Skar on July 18, 2006, 04:57:42 PM
Bravo.  You know you've made it now.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Shrain on July 19, 2006, 09:53:21 AM
Sweet. Nice job, Stacer.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on July 19, 2006, 04:25:43 PM
Yay!
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Harbinger on July 19, 2006, 10:21:25 PM
I just realized that I "conratulated" you,

So, are you now "with rats?"



"New Hormel Chili Conratulated! Now with 30% more rat!"
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on July 20, 2006, 12:07:59 AM
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I just realized that I "conratulated" you,

So, are you now "with rats?"



"New Hormel Chili Conratulated! Now with 30% more rat!"


I spent about five minutes laughing at this, which is 4 and a half minutes longer than I feel comfortable with.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: Fellfrosch on July 20, 2006, 12:18:05 PM
One of my houses in Mexico was conratulated.
Title: Re: Already--LTUE 2007
Post by: EUOL on July 23, 2006, 06:45:16 PM
Man: Well that was really horrible.

Woman: You're always complaining.

Man: What's for afters?

Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart.

Man: Strawberry tart?!

Woman: Well it's got some rat in it.

Man: How much?

Woman: Three, rather a lot really.

Man: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'

Man: Appalling.

Woman: Moan, moan, moan.

(Oh, and Stacer, that's very cool.  They've sure taken a liking to you!)