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Title: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 06, 2006, 07:19:35 PM
Alright, so my friend gave me this Dollar Store DVD of this movie. (imdb-ed: http://imdb.com/title/tt0101264/ and trailer: http://imdb.com/rg/TITLETRA_VIDDET//http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=747001)

Horrible sci-fi movie made in 1991, starring Jesse Ventura as Abraxas the Universe's only hope against Secundus played by Sven-Ole Thorsen (who was also in Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future).

Basically, bad plot, bad effects, bad acting, and the only well-acted role was played by James Belushi as the principal in a rather humorous short scene. (The kids are making fun of this one child and the mother asks him if he's told the children to stop calling him names and picking on him. He responds, "No... no I haven't. I'll have to try that.")

Also, throughout the movie we were trying to figure out if Sven was saying "Co-Mater" or "Coal Miner" or "Coat Hanger" when referring to the child he made who has the "Anti-Life Equation!" Yeah... just an overall Below B sci-fi movie.
Title: Re: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 09, 2006, 10:01:52 AM
The Anti-Life equation! That's Darkseid's quest!