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Games => Video Games => Topic started by: House of Mustard on July 17, 2003, 03:20:45 PM

Title: New Champion
Post by: House of Mustard on July 17, 2003, 03:20:45 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/fun.games/07/17/donkey.kong.record.ap/index.html

After 20 years, someone has finally beaten the world record for Donkey Kong.  I'm sure you're all excited.

Title: Re: New Champion
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on July 17, 2003, 11:09:43 PM

Why is that man not posting with US?! He could teach us a thing or three about wasting time.

Also, the person who wrote the article...

Title: Re: New Champion
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on July 18, 2003, 12:57:41 AM

When he gets a million points he wants to retire from the game and be a high school teacher.  I don't know how to react to that - the absurdity of retiring from a video game or what lessons he might have learned to pass on to our nation's youth.

I'm not saying it's wrong or anything.  Just wierd.