Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Everything Else => Topic started by: 42 on October 03, 2003, 01:02:47 AM
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Okay, I need food to binge on. It doesn't necessarily need to cause a sugar rush, but that would be a boon. It needs to be something with little preparation or else the self-mutilation part of the binging gets ahead of the process. Suggestoins? Anyone?
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I go for chocolate chips dipped in peanut butter. Always keep a package of chips on hand just in case!
P.S. What's the occasion?
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That actually sounds pretty good. Throw the mixture on a cookie and it becomes great. I just feel like binging to end my starvation cycle, too much stress and anxiety.
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Cookie dough. Just buy it in the tubes at the grocery store and eat it with a fork, or for even more effect let it warm up a little and squeeze it out of the top like those "Gogurt" things they advertise (you know - yoghurt on the run.)
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yogurt that gives you the runs? Yeah, that's what I thought.
I usually binge on salty snacks. Chips in French onion dip is a favorite.
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Twizzlers dude. I have a 5 lbs. box in my room. No, I'm not binging, just preparing for winter. What with snow and all, I won't want to walk into town to get foods.
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carrot sticks, or apples and peanutbutter
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Chocolate is always good, because it has a mild anti-depressant in it. However, American chocolate isn't all that great. Why Americans put up with this waxy stuff is beyond me.
I've never been a fan of cookie dough, but I hear other people like it.
Carrot sticks are good, but carrot sticks with ranch dressing is better.
Potoato chips and dip are good. And they don't leave you with the same sick feeling that corn chips leave you with.
And twizzlers? They're not bad, depending on who you ask, but red vine is so much better. Course even then I'm not sure I could binge on the stuff.
For binging I realize that having it in large bite-size quantities seems to be important. Also, meats don't seem to work that well. Though I think I saw Spriggan tearing chunks off of a live cow once when he was in one of his habitual grumpy moods.
So more suggestions? I feel like I need to stalk up for this weekend.
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So more suggestions? I feel like I need to stalk up for this weekend.
Haha, freudian slip?
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Well, I didn't want to tell anyone. But my career counselor thinks I might have a prosperous future as a serial killer. I also have prospects as a fanatical religious cult leader. However, the serial killer seems a little easier break into being that it doesn't require having as many devoted fans. Still both require a decated work at developing a psychotic philosophy. My counselor say I have natural talent for being psychotic. Isn't this exciting.
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oo! want to join my elite corp of assassin ninja priests?
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Heh. Forget him, 42. I'll let you be one of my Undead assassin ninja priests.
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Great, so you can live a tortured, unending existence in the thrall of someone who doesn't date.
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Thanks, but I think I will start out on my own at first. I'm thinking of starting with terrorizing a few teenagers. Then depending on the feedback of my victems I might consider signing with a larger company.
There is also the issue of branding. I was thinking of using bad haircuts as my primary murder weapon. "The bad haircut murderer" just has a certain ring to it. Also, it might allow me to use my legions of invisible super-gerbils.
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Though I think I saw Spriggan tearing chunks off of a live cow once when he was in one of his habitual grumpy moods.
That old Dune movie is pretty great, eh?
I applaud you, 42. Go your own way. Be your own kind of evil.