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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Entsuropi on March 21, 2005, 09:07:52 PM

Title: Pasta is god
Post by: Entsuropi on March 21, 2005, 09:07:52 PM

Especially when your sauce includes bacon.

That is all.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on March 22, 2005, 01:39:41 AM

Ew. Why did you have to ruin a perfectly good dinner with pork?

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Spriggan on March 22, 2005, 02:50:35 AM

becasue we're not Jewish?

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Master Xaio on March 22, 2005, 04:53:45 AM

Hey! Pasta is god, and one of the foodgroups (along with chocolate, caffeine etc.).  But Bacon/Pork is just icky.  It doesn't help that I'm allergic to it, but hey.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 22, 2005, 08:53:50 AM

sorry, pork kicks some MAJOR booty. I loves me some pork

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 22, 2005, 08:58:23 AM

I love me some bacon. and people. The other, OTHER, *OTHER* white meat.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Entsuropi on March 22, 2005, 09:05:33 AM

That jokes getting old JP.

And you do not appreciate the joys of bacon? FOOLS I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL WITH DELECTABLE RASHERS OF YUMMYNESS

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 22, 2005, 09:12:38 AM

*YOU'RE gettiing old, Grandpa!

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 22, 2005, 09:18:58 AM

I'm gonna have to go with Ent on this one, Jam, though that won't help the "old" accusation. I kind of want to yank your lungs out now that you've used the joke 50 times.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 22, 2005, 09:20:56 AM

and the high-horse you rode in on!

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Brenna on March 22, 2005, 10:03:12 AM

Well, it is rather understandable that Old One wouldn't like pork, since it, like so many other foods, spells *death* for her if she eats it...

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 22, 2005, 10:06:47 AM

Let's see, p-d-o-e-r-a-k-th. Oh. Yeah, I guess it does, doesn't it?

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 22, 2005, 10:25:39 AM

Pork is worth it.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 22, 2005, 08:03:06 PM

Assuming you'e neither Xaio or one of the other twelve people in the world like him, how can eating pork kill you?

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Entsuropi on March 22, 2005, 08:49:12 PM

Other allergies exist y'know.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 22, 2005, 08:57:45 PM

Yeah, but an allergy to red meat is an allergy to red meat.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Brenna on March 22, 2005, 10:08:18 PM

No, sometimes you're just allergic to certain types--like Old One is to pork.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 23, 2005, 01:31:53 AM

then that is not an allegy to red meat, it is an allergy to pork only.

Fetch me my smiting pole, filthy assistants!

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 23, 2005, 01:52:33 AM

I shall smite thee Paladin...

We all know how dangerous Shrubbery can be.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 23, 2005, 08:58:13 AM

uhm... Jam? You're the only one who mentioned an allergy to red meat. Everyone else was talking about an allergy to pork. I think we all know who needs smiting around here.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Spriggan on March 23, 2005, 09:23:45 AM

I think everyone who posted in this thread, but me, deserves a smiteing.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 23, 2005, 09:30:32 AM

I think we should just smite Spriggan like a Koala and be down with it.

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Spriggan on March 23, 2005, 09:36:46 AM

Sounds like someone needs a spanking!

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 23, 2005, 09:47:54 AM

Did someone say "weeaboo?" (http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF009BCWeeaboo.html) Cuz, y'know, I thought I heard someone say "weeaboo."

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Master Xaio on March 25, 2005, 05:47:29 AM

Hey! There are more than 12 other people... there are 40 worldwide now.  So Bah Humbug.

Out of... *searches for right word*... meh, 'medical comradeship' (my buzzword detector registered a 9...), I'm curious what exactly it is in pork Old One, and its severity etc. ?

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Oseleon on March 25, 2005, 07:01:37 PM

Forget the Pork!  Back to pasta!
beloved pasta that has keept my belly full the Fridays of the past weeks of lent....  
Egg Noodles with a butter/garlic sauce
Cheese or Mushroom Ravioli in a tangy marinara
Baked Manicoti!
Linguini in a Clam-sauce tossed slopily together at the last second using Chunky Clam Chowder, some seasonings

Title: Re: Pasta is god
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on March 26, 2005, 02:04:55 AM

Master Xiao, it's the protein. Severity: I once ordered beef and broccoli from a local high-class Chinese restaurant. They used pork instead of beef and didn't tell me. That was a three-Benedryl night.

I'll second the hooray for pasta. I had a vegan spinach ravioli tonight. It was good stuff. In fact, I think I'll go have seconds.