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Title: Princess Bride
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 10, 2004, 11:13:52 PM
My wife just put it on. And I caught myself smiling at "Farm boy, fetch that jug?" "As you wish" Nice. cheesy, but totally accomplishes what it means.

Then JP tells me he's never heard of it.

:o

how did THAT happen?!

Anyway, he needs more encouragement. He doesn't believe me. So I need you folks to explain to him that he wants to see this film.

i mean, it's subtle in a lot of ways. The important thematic material, like Fezzig and Inigo's friendship or the faith and trust issues, but hilariously and ironically blunt about "true love" and exposition. man. What is there NOT to like about this film?
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 10, 2004, 11:55:45 PM
You want us to explain to JP why he needs to see one of the greatest movies ever made??   I quote...

"Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... "

(to that, I add- KILLER dialouge)

If you're a guy, Robin Wright is hot.  If you're a girl, Cary Elwes is hot.

Best. Movie. Effer.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Slant on April 11, 2004, 12:23:30 AM
Probably one of the greatest sword fights ever seen on the big screen.  Plus Dread Pirate Roberts, ROUS (rodents of unusual size), Inigo's search for the six-fingered man ("Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father; prepare to die."), Miracle Max ("He's dead, but I've seen worse."), and Andre the Giant.

I mean, come ON!  Andre the freaking GIANT!

How could anybody NOT have seen this movie?
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: 42 on April 11, 2004, 01:46:07 AM
They use the "you killed my father..." line in Hellboy. It's great.

The Princess Bride is truly a cultural icon.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Fellfrosch on April 11, 2004, 06:53:53 PM
I talked to a fencer at World Fantasy one year, about the authenticity of sword fighting in movies. She said that the fencing in Princess Bride was horribly innacurate to the true sport of fencing, but added that the movie inspired every single member of her fencing team to take up the sport in the first place. It's simply a thrilling, touching, iconic movie that no fantasy fan should miss.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Spriggan on April 11, 2004, 08:10:03 PM
Ya, but fenceing as a sport is completly different then how sword fights where actualy done back then.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on April 12, 2004, 01:12:51 PM
That, and fencing the sport is BORING!!!

It's one of the few frame stories I've seen in film. Something dramatic is happening and this kid's voice comes on "Wait, wait . . . is this a kissing book?"
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Slant on April 12, 2004, 05:48:20 PM
Fencing is a boring sport?  On what planet?  I fenced for my college team for two years and I found it to be a huge rush each and every time.  There's just something about strapping on the vest, fastening the helmet, and whacking the crud out of your opponent with your saber.  
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 12, 2004, 06:09:30 PM
boring to watch, cause its all inline or too fast.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on April 13, 2004, 04:11:58 PM
Yeah, sorry about that Slant. I'm sure it's very invigorating to stand looking at your opponent and hoping around, then sticking him with your foil, but it's not nearly as entertaining to watch as The Man in Black and Indigo Montoya jump over outcroppings of rock, and swing around randomly placed ropes.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: 42 on April 13, 2004, 04:17:05 PM
If fencers wore outrageous constumes and trash talked before each bout it would be a lot more interesting. Plus throw in a few fake, but flashy, moves. Like wrestling, but with swords.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: House of Mustard on April 13, 2004, 05:33:27 PM
And then, while your sparring partner's back is turned, you hit him with a folding chair.  That'd be sweet.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 13, 2004, 05:43:28 PM
Olympic events I'd like to see

Javalin v. Fencing

Its a battle to the death.

Almost as fun as the 1600 metre skeet relay.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: House of Mustard on April 13, 2004, 06:55:17 PM
Javelin v. Shotput would be cool too.  Just standing eighty yards apart and throwing stuff till someone dies. Nothing like good old-fashioned blood sport.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 13, 2004, 06:57:06 PM
And Some new ones too, Hockey Vs Luge...

Who lives and who dies at 120 miles an hour....
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: JP Dogberry on April 13, 2004, 09:44:08 PM
Throwing the Hammer vs Throwing the Discuss.

Kill each other, *and* spin around in circles like a pair of idiots!
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 14, 2004, 09:29:22 PM
The cliffs of insanity!

Woot, the movies on WE right now. Mmmm, its good.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 14, 2004, 10:03:52 PM
yay! another convert.
Watching TMNT myself.
"Bossa Nova!"
"Bossa nova?"
"Chevy Nova?"
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 15, 2004, 01:54:13 AM
Yeah, didn't get to finish it. Had to watch Band of Brothers.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: stacer on April 15, 2004, 01:35:54 PM
So Gemm, are you saying you hadn't seen it before either?
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 15, 2004, 01:45:40 PM
I didn't say that. You can put the words in my mouth, but I'll never give tale to whether I have or not. I will keep you on the tracks of the giant!
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 15, 2004, 01:48:06 PM
He told me he hadn't before. I have the AIM logs to prove it.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 15, 2004, 01:51:45 PM
Posh, you probably assembled those against my will, or at least made up every word.
Title: Re: Princess Bride
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 15, 2004, 02:03:56 PM
if it was against your will, then you should stop typing things where I can see them.