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General => Everything Else => Topic started by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on September 24, 2003, 01:04:23 PM
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Skulking amidst the icy wasteland, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Gemm! And he gives a mighty bellow:
"I'm going to smack you until you taste like chicken, and sever every head in sight!!"
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Gemm&sex=m
What's your battlecry?!
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"I'm going to flog you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"
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Who is that, sprinting amidst the mountains! It is Mad Dr Jeffe, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams mightily:
"I'm going to brutalize you into your own personal hell, then make toast!!!"
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Sprinting amidst the freeway, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Lieutenant Kije! And he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!"
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For those who care to be forewarned: this little feature can get a little obscene.
I had the F-bomb come up in one. And not the PG-13 variety, but the R version.
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Running along the steppes, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh SaintEhlers! And he gives a gutteral scream:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"
Which is actually kind of funny.
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Stalking through the freeway, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Entropy! And he gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
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Interestingly enough, my real name has way different ramifications from my online one.
Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the wasteland! It is Charlie Mitchell, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!!"
So, if its real life then i'm a dull witted moron. But if its online im wierd and rather scary. Sounds about right actually.
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Sprinting on the cliffs, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Jeff Crews! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to beat you so thoroughly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"
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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the plains! It is Spriggan, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows gutterally:
"I'm going to flog you like it's a new extreme sport!"
Hark! Who is that, striding through the terrain! It is Jordan Sanderon, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:
"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
then I noticed I misspelled my lastname
Sprinting on the wasteland, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Jordan Sanderson! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm seriously going to punch you until war is peace!!!"
Striding across the steppes, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jordan! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm seriously going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!!"
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oh and if you want a good perverted one put in Jordan Sandeson and tage (lowercase) The program is case sensitive.
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hahahah that's hilarious
Skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Eric J Ehlers! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm going to clobber you so utterly, you will see ultraviolet!"
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Lo! Who is that, striding through the mountains! It is Eric John Ehlers, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars ominously:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
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Prowling out of the mountains, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Eric Ehlers! And he gives an ominous roar:
"I'm going to smack you until you're a parapalegic, and throw you out the window!"
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and my personal favorite:
Sprinting on the candy store, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Eric! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"
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my favorite of your name SE is eric j. Elhers (it's case sensitive)
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Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Eric J. Ehlers, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"
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This is my favoriteSprinting amidst the icy wasteland, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh El Jeffe! And he gives a mighty bellow:
"I'm going to punch you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"
Find out!
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I duno. spackling with wasabi is pretty cool
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Who is that, striding over the desert! It is JamPaladin, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:
"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!"
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a "bladed baseball bat?" how does that work.
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Razor blades embedded in the bat... kind of like an aztec sword only with razors instead of obsidion or flint.
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Having run a social at school yesterday, I am reminded of the "Welcome Pole." This is a big steel pole that us tech crew guys use to "welcome" anyone who wants to come into the tech area without our permission. Yesterday also added the "Welcome Chain" and the combined form of the two, the "Welcome Flail". Since then, we keep designing new pieces of the range.
Looks like we have our "Welcome Baseball Bat".
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Who is that, skulking across the fields! It is Slant, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pummel you so heinously, your timbers will shiver!"
Arrrrrr, and to think that I missed "talk like a pirate" day....
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"I'm going to clobber you until the Earth stands still, then steal your lederhosen!!!"
Take that, Octoberfest!
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I dunno, the bladed baseball bat seems awkward, uneccessary, and possibly hazardous to the weilder. I'll stick with my jeweled meat hammer.
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Dangerous yes, but nifty too...
I'd rather use a Bassamatic though!
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Striding amidst the mountains, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Izzy Whiting! And she gives a spectacular cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate until there is no more hope!"
The one for Mistress of Darkness was . . . well, disturbing, as you might have imagined.
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For some reason, you should dread me coming out of a candy store. How did it know?
Striding across the candy store, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Creer! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!!"
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the candy store! It is Jeffrey Jason Creer, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!"
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Sprinting on the tarmac, swinging a thorned whip, cometh 42! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
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I tried it with my real name (ie, the one on my birth certificate but which i don't use) and it gave the following nifty one.
Rampaging on the terrain, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Charles Mitchell! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh faster than the super-flu!!!"
I just wonder who my dark lord is. Oh wait, i know - its president Bush! :D
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Wait a second. Explain to me the physics of why such a detremental person could be your dark lord?
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I thought *I* was your dark lord.
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You? Bwahahaha! I'd rather have spriggo as my dark lord. At least then i wouldn't be knocked unconscious by evil briefings. Mainly because he would be too lazy to do any, but there you go. You, SE, are unlikely to qualify as the dark lord of a drunk ferret, let alone me.
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You would be lucky to get a legible and cohearant thought from Spriggan.
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See, this just goes to show what a great artist I am. Underappreciated in my time.
I guess that you will just have to be destroyed when I am asceneded into my glory.
Oh, and neutered.
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Ascend into glory? Right, you just go do that.
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Sprinting on the tarmac, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh SaintEhlers, Famous Priest! And he gives a spectacular roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path with reckless abandon!!!"
See? I already have!
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I guess its good that someone on the board likes himself.
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And someone that loves everyone. Wherein that being me. Because I love you all, man!
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[francis]Gaaaaaaaayyy.....[/francis]