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Title: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: Spriggan on January 06, 2004, 09:17:39 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,107336,00.html

the above article is about E-bay auctions for girls that will pretend to be your girlfried for a month.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 06, 2004, 09:52:01 AM

hey, Judy won't even make you bid anymore. For $30 she'll pretend to be ANYONE'S LDR for a month. what a nice girl taking advantage of the service oriented society we have.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: JP Dogberry on January 06, 2004, 10:11:58 AM

Hmm...y'know, if I stop eating, I can probably scrape up $30 a month...

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: Tage on January 06, 2004, 12:29:37 PM

I just want everyone to know that it took all my self-restraint to not do this as soon as I saw it. Not that it would work on any of you, of course, since you'll have read this too. It'd make a great joke for my parents though.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 06, 2004, 01:15:23 PM

if you're so itching to waste $30, i'll send you pictures of my sister with perfumed paper.

I was going to suggest EUOL do it, but not only do we KNOW he'd be doing it, but we wouldn't believe him even if we didn't have the prior info.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: stacer on January 06, 2004, 01:54:42 PM

Besides, neither of them went for the bait of a matchup when I offered to introduce them to my roommates, no charge. Of course, that would have been in the real world.  :o

Watched Beauty and the Beast lately, Tage?

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 06, 2004, 02:21:56 PM

Ok, thats anything but what I'd like. I've done that whole LDR before. Eh. What I want now is someone to go out with, and chat, and just sit around, and even sometimes just cuddle up together in bed. Mmmmm... now that, that is a dream. So bugger off.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 06, 2004, 02:26:06 PM

And I'll tell ya this too. I went out with a girl last night. Saw a movie. We planned this sunday, she just wanted to do something, since she says most of her friends are already leaving to go back to school. Plus, its my friends ex, which made me akward at first, but now I'm not.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: EUOL on January 06, 2004, 03:37:20 PM

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Besides, neither of them went for the bait of a matchup when I offered to introduce them to my roommates, no charge. Of course, that would have been in the real world.

Lol.  The real world, but on the other side of the country...  You'll remember, however, that I did make a comment about the general loveliness of the women in your household.  Next time I'm in Boston for an extended period of time feel free to work your magic.

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: Tage on January 06, 2004, 04:05:29 PM

Yeah, see stacer, the great thing about a pretend LDR is that it's *pretend*. No emotional hassles, no pining, just amusingly cheesey notes to show to your parents.

How tall did you say Belle was?

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: stacer on January 06, 2004, 04:21:03 PM

EUOL, you'll soon be among the jet-set crowd with all your royalties running in  :D so you'll just have to pop in from time to time.

And Tage, she's 5'8".

Title: Re: The answer to Gemm's problem
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 06, 2004, 04:29:25 PM

I Simply have to win the lotto