people, as a general rule...

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Suck.

Also, they're moronic retards of a caliber few researchers comprehend.

[Spriggan]

Someone forgot to take his happy pills today.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Now, out of curiosity, which did, indeed, kill the cat, what brought this about?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

let me evoke for you a "hypothetical" situation (and by "hypothetical" i mean "this really happened").

If you have a set of 5 delicate electronic instruments, and you used all of these instruments extensively for most of your work every day. would you expect none of these five instruments to have any problems over the course of 3 years? for that mad, would you be happy if even 2 of these instruments lasted three years without a single problem of any kind whatsoever?

For that matter, keeping in mind that replacing a mother board for a computer can reasonably represent 20% of the initial purchase cost, would you be upset if over the course of three years and two months, this is the only charge  that you incur to fix an instrument that, in fact, your entire operation hinges upon?

[Spriggan]

Yes, and then I would blame all my problems in life on the guy on the phone since he is personaly responasable for the device not working.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

ah, so you understand my frustration. Thank God my vacation is next week. I'm leaving early on Friday.

[Gemm at School]

Well, someone must be very upset. They were able to calculate the % cost of a motherboard compared to the costs of the rest of the machine.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

uhm.... that's a pretty simply percentage to calculate, and it's a very rough estimation

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

ah, so you understand my frustration. Thank God my vacation is next week. I'm leaving early on Friday.

"Ah, cheer up Brian!"

Where are you leaving to on your vacation, to boost the mood here to a positive level...?

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

You follow Eric's life like a bad stalker. He is going to Utah.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

does this mean you're stalking me, Gemm?

[House of Mustard]

Can you blame him?

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Yes

[House of Mustard]

Let he who is without sin...  

We all know you're stalking him too, Gorgon.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

hrm. I was wondering what it meant that he'd been caught by ninja monkeys five times in the last three days