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« on: June 10, 2009, 08:45:19 PM »
I am SomeHackWriter. You can call me Hack. I escaped from my mother's womb 4 weeks early, and I've been trying like hell to get back inside one ever since. The great tragedy of my life is that my tendency to stick my foot in my own mouth and my terrible since of direction make my task nearly impossible. I spend my evenings in a drunken stupor, chain smoking, cursing little old ladies, threatening puppies, and generally being a public nuisance. Occasionally I write my incoherent ramblings down on scraps of paper. If I can find any of it the next morning, I might post some of it. But you won't like it.