Thread of Beating, Abuse, and Wierd Conversation.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

huh?  So I can't talk about the events unfolding in the abuse club in the abuse club?  That seems a little counter-productive...

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

first rule of abuse Club is - you do not talk about abuse Club. The second rule of abuse Club is - you DO NOT talk about abuse Club. Third rule of abuse Club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the abuse is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to an abuse. Fifth rule, one abuse at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, abuse will go on as long as it has to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at abuse Club, you have to abuse.


So step off you empty headed sons of a boll weavel, and lets see if your addle coved brains can handle some abuse.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

shouldn't Outkast make the Abuse Club rules?  It is his club.  And what if someone dies, but is twitching, does that count as limp or can I beat his corpse until another steps up...

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

that counts as Tapped out, and yeah Outcast could've made the rules, if he wasnt as slow as a vegimite sandwhich. Its a given conclusion that his hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness." His posts are like being chloroformed, but what do you expect from a mangey maggot like himself except for him to continue to act like a 24 carat pissant.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

 

[Onion of Death]

Is it bad when my vegimite sandwich is moving around quite speedily?

[Maxwell]

no they do that from time to time, thats whyy you should always have a tazer ready...
anybody have anything to argue about? It's to hot to go outside and I'm feeling a tad ridiculous right now so c'mon hit me, preferably in the head(cuz I won't feel it there)

[Master Xaio]

Hm, well Jeffe did it ever occur to you that it was the middle of the night over here when this discussion was taking place?  And that frankly I can't be bothered getting out of my bed just to post for losers such as yourself? obviously it did not, but I spose that is indicitive of your intelligence.

So how about you take your pathetic posts and stick em?

I was going to do the rules, but I had to get off last nigt, but Jeffe's seem ok.  One other thing though - any insults etc. made in this club, stay in this club.  Comprende? No hard feelings etc.  

[Master Xaio]

And I must say, this is quite a good stress releif.

[Maxwell]

so is this:

YOU ALL SUCK!!! hehe so I can say this and not have it really mean anything cuz it's what the thread is for(as in you all know its nothing personal)?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Fourth rule, only two guys to an abuse. Fifth rule, one abuse at a time, fellas.

This means no  multiple person abuses (cuts down on ganging up and keeps feelings from being hurt)

Outcast
Of course I know what time it was you mucus brained used hanky that I wouldnt wipe my dogs nose with. If this club had been any less important to you then your spleen would have tried to save the world from its boring fate by leaping up through your throat and throttling your brain. You disgust me, with your barbie, and your Steakhouses with fried onion like things and lagar that you claim is Austrailian for beer, but actually gets made in Canada.  Your town doesnt even have smart people living there, just Koala whacking fools, standing around a dunny complaining about the price of a good arse kicking.

[Maxwell]

mmm...koala beer...I mean...how exactly does a spleen jump, I'd like to see that. any way, come any closer and i'll split your head on a rock, as is the custom of my proud if not enibriated people.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

ahem... tfo, abuse someone not engaged in abuse please.

[Maxwell]

but once you abuse someone wont they technically be engaged in abouse, so you can no longer abuse them bu then they arent being abused any mor-*head explodes*

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

its a mano y mano thing.

Example, Outcast and I are engaged in abuse.
Other people may not abuse us untill our abuse period is over, however other people may engage in their own abuses with other abuseees.