Fresh Quotes....

[Maxwell]

"I think this is a case of the pot calling the kettle stupid"

[Spriggan]

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like the English and the Scots. Or the Welsh and the Scots. Or the Japanese and the Scots. Or the Scots and the other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland! -Groundskeeper Willie

[House of Mustard]

Stephen            Horses are very big, John.

Hugh            I know they are, Thomas.

Stephen            You fall off one of them, and anything can happen.

Hugh            Quite.

Stephen            (Pause) Well not "anything".

Hugh            No. Not "anything".

Stephen            I mean this clock isn't going to become Prime
           Minister, just because someone has fallen off a
           horse. I didn't mean "anything" is that sense.

[House of Mustard]

And what will we say? How will we persuade them to surrender their ice-skating and their jazz music and turn to Fascism?

[Maxwell]

speaking of rap and poetry, have you ever tried to rap Dr. Suess? that's fun stuff.

[Maxwell]

When I wake up...I think to myself "Ok...you've gotta be at school in 12 minutes...hurry up and get out of bed."
Then my head kicks in: "Nahh....it's alright maaannn....look at that pillow....nice and warm aint it? Yee-uh...you know you want it....go ahead"
And since the second one talks a little like Barry White...I always end up going right back to sleep and being late for school.

[Spriggan]

The most obvious answer is also the most trivial. Money. He who writes about happy people being happy in a happy world ain't gonna last long as a writer. Nobody buys that happy stuff. Evil is intrinsically more interesting. More entertaining. Evil sells.
---Orson Scott Card when asked why he dosen't write "happy" books.

[JP Dogberry]

saintehlers: I wanted the camel

That our good friend SE said this scares me.

[Spriggan]

Cool
Aspestos free
Monkey Ninja
Evil
Lair

No I can see why he said that, all Ninja Monkey's lairs should be Aspestos free, saves on health care costs in the long run.

[fuzzyoctopus]

"Man, he's so Japanese he tells you what attack he's using before he strikes."

referring to the final boss in Castlevania: Lament of Innocence

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"I don't know what the king of plants is. Maybe it's broccoli."

[Master Xaio]

My mum found one of my chooks died.

Mum - "One of the chooks is dead."
Dad - "Whats wrong with it?"
Me - "ITS DEAD!!!"

He blushed at that....

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

I've figured a comeback for Tage's quote: "The conversation above is a good example of why I'll never fear anything from any of you."

You'll live to regret that, and if not you'll roll over in your grave.

[fuzzyoctopus]

I've been meaning to add this one for a while:

"I know all about kittens because I have one; his name is Tiger although his name has been legally changed to Mr. Naughty following the hamster incident."  - an anonymous 4th grader from Wyoming

[fuzzyoctopus]

"Then how do you explain that so many men remain faithful to one woman their whole lives?"

"They're sick."

(Still watching "The King and I")