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Re: Fresh Quotes....
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2004, 11:46:25 PM »
Been there. Done that.  Bought the t-shirt.  *holds up a t-shirt that says, "I was a high-school reject whom no-one would ever think of dating."

- Me, in an old email to my husband

I'm considering making that shirt.

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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2004, 11:49:02 PM »
Another Gaiman:
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QUANTUM TV RIVALS PLASMA DISPLAYS said the headline in the New Scientist that I blinked at over my early morning cup of tea this morning. "Great," I thought sleepily. "A television you can either watch, or know where it is, but not both at once."
“NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.”
                William S. Burroughs

“Who needs girls when you’ve got comics?”
                Grant Morrison’s Flex Mentallo

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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2004, 10:05:46 PM »
"whatever floats your goat" I said in a semiconcious state while being asked a question
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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2004, 02:53:01 PM »
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Years ago I wondered what the Internet would be like in the 21st century. I never imagined I'd be able to buy a T-shirt for seventeen dollars that features ASCII art of Osaka from "Azumanga Daioh" holding a Gundam Robot dressed in a banana referencing a song performed by Canadian children's musician Raffi.
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« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2004, 10:30:23 AM »
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[09:17] SaintEhlers: Maybe he's not a total nerd like us
[09:18] SprigganTWG: psh.  He only wishes he was nerdy as us
[09:18] * SaintEhlers beats chest and calculates Pi to the 15th place

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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2004, 10:31:25 AM »
[09:30] Entropy: i want a review copy of a harley davidson
[09:30] SaintEhlers: i'll do what I can

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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2004, 02:31:16 PM »
"They say dreams are your subconscious telling you something, but I think yours might be trying to distract you while it robs a bank." - Ozy from http://www.ozyandmillie.org/
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« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2004, 12:08:24 AM »
there's a thin read line between being a  prison guard and a prisoner, in this case there just happen to be more lines and they happen to be made of iron.
Tappin my feet the the beat of original sin.
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« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2004, 10:42:35 AM »
There is no guitar but the Spanish guitar. And Andés Segovia is its prophet.

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« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2004, 10:50:51 AM »
Obi-Wan Kenobi: well there's the starter. before a polite gamer girl can knock on your bedroom door, she has to be invited into your house
Obi-Wan Kenobi: they're like vampires
Go go super JP newbie slapdown force! - Entropy

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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2004, 03:11:19 PM »
cool story hansel
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2004, 07:27:09 PM »
life is hard then you diet
it's all in the wrist...

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« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2004, 09:34:26 PM »
But I dont do drugs
You do now
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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2004, 10:24:16 PM »
"I can capture my own damsel, thank you."

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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2004, 01:39:57 PM »
"The bad guys always get dragons," Monty sighed. "I want a dragon."