Fresh Quotes....

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Attributed to Zaphod Beeblebrox, Saint Elhlers or Mad Dr. Jeffe

"If theres anything more important here than my ego I want it taken out and shot!"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Tell me, were you wearing the helmet while she dumped you? You look like a massive nerd, even around other scientists"

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

from our leader....
"There is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to."

[Maxwell]

"Satan is a very very mean person" an exert from my freinds biology paper.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

"We murder murderers, should we rape rapists?  Sure, it sounds good on paper..."

[Maxwell]

"I was excited until I found out they were'nt stickers, then I got bored"

[Sminja]

Max, you forgot to quote me on that one, too! As well as the chicken one. Anyway, I may seem narsiccistic quoting myself, but I thought it was funny...it's more of a funny incident that results in a quote:

At TFO's house, while working on our Pompeii project (see the Pompeii topic), I went downstairs to get some water. The kitchen was dark, and there were some KFC biscuits still left in the box, so I groped for them in the dark. KFC's slogan is "We do Chicken Right!" (Which it said on the box),  but in the dark, the exclamation point looked like a question mark. I laughed out loud at the thought of KFC asking "We do chicken, right?" implying that they are confused as to serving chicken or some mystery meat.   That may have been an incredibly long post, but I thought the quote was kind of funny...

[Spriggan]

"I bought an iPod and can only shop at one store. What is this? The Soviet Union?"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Mommy! Today is yesterday!"

Bend your mind around THAT one.

[Maxwell]

"I got a protoss in my pants"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

[20:30] Entropy: why is it that i always end up defending christianity, a religion i have no membership in?
[20:30] JamPaladin: because deep down, you iknow it to be true. God loves you, Charlie

[Maxwell]

Dana: I think I did more harm than good...
Me: uh you kinda went medevil all over my pencil...
Dana: Yeah....

[Entsuropi]

Courtesy of IRC.

<RAL> its like those damn anti war ppl
<RAL> "dont bomb iraq" "why?" umm just dont" "honestly why?" "i dont know but dont do it!"
<Entropy> dont bomb iraq coz the bombs are ***ING EXPENSIVE
<Entropy> use them on the french
<RAL> ROFL!
<Maus> nah
<Maus> but your right there
<Entropy> killing french is a high-expense pastime
<Maus> wasting fkin bukner busters on some crappy iraqi hut
<Maus> bunker*
<Entropy> arabs dont deserve our ammo
* GAC is drinking fine brandy to Jackass OST - Track 01
* GAC is drinking fine brandy to Jackass OST - Track 02
<Entropy> just send the marines in to kill them all with knives
<GAC>
<RAL> lol
<RAL> ww1 style:D
<Maus> they just deserve our average calibre support weapon ammo
<Entropy> that costs money!
<RAL> yeah send in the B52s for there final runs
<Maus> rock on crowd control with supression weaponary
<Maus> not much
<Maus> bullets are cheap as hell
<Entropy> maybe we could charge them for the ammo afterwards
<RAL> crapet bomb the hell out of iraq
<Entropy> send the bill round as it were
<Maus> thats a good idea
<Maus> i bet the US will try
<RAL> haha
<Maus> make it a whole legal issue and everything
<Maus> "this is the cost for liberation"
<RAL> "so umm yeah heres your bill for our libaration of you"
<RAL> "we dont take checks. got oil?"
<RAL>
<RAL> thats so what id say

[Maxwell]

Morgane: hey ark have you ever seen fooly cooly?
Me: not that I know of...
Morgane: well I think It's pretty close to what the inside of your head must be like.
I watched it and she's right, it is almost as insane as the inside of my head

[fuzzyoctopus]

"Not everyone can run around naked with the chickens." - Ben Smith, a co-worker of mine