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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Mistress of Darkness on August 25, 2003, 01:38:06 PM
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I just wanted to rant a little bit about how for the last 3 levels I have been "Camel Poo Shoveler" of some sort. It's very annoying and probably only annoys me, and please don't change the level names so that I'll always be a "Camel Poo Shoveler" because then I would cry.
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And if you see me making pointless/aimless replies to threads, it's because I'm hoping that Level 7 is something other than "Camel Poo Shoveler" and so I'm trying to get my reply count up.
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but you're an EXPERT camel poo shoveler, you should be proud.
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That is what passes for humour in EUOL and Fells minds. Take it like a man... er... woman. Or something :)
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Heh, maybe next level will be Camel Spit Shoveler. That'd be something fierce funny.
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The titles are actually the result of your computer probing inter your psyche where it discovers your inner-most occupational desire and assigns it. The more you post the more the computer percieves about your self-being.
This is our new computer-psychic technology that makes it all possible.
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also, it uses monkeys. That makes it 53% more funny
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I'm glad that someone finally appriciated/was annoyed by our hours and hours of tireless labor developing clever names, such as "Camel Poo Shoveler."
And, uh, I really can't remember how many Camel Poo professions there are. We had to come up with a whole lot of names...
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You have to admit, though, camel poo is a pretty big industry. I mean, camel poo shovelers really run society. Without them, we would be forced to walk among the filth of camel poo all day long. Respect them.
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I know how you feel mistress.
I chose path of deception thinking I was going to end up some Machiavellian schemer.
Turns out its deception as in street magician.
Who knew?
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Be proud; it takes a strong mind and a stout heart to make one's living shoveling poo. Poo shovelers of America, we salute you with a 21 poo salute.
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Is it just me, or does something really stink in here?
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but you're an EXPERT camel poo shoveler, you should be proud.
I should? How do you figure that? How could I possibly be proud of being a camel poo shoveler, expert or not? Where is the glory in being really good at shovelign camel poo? Where does one learn that anyway?
And why? Camels live in a big dessert. The Sahara desert is not a litter box that needs cleaning.
I chose path of deception thinking I was going to end up some Machiavellian schemer.
Turns out its deception as in street magician.
Who knew?
I know. I chose to be a student of Martial Arts. I seriously doubt that any self-respecting student of anything, be it Martial Arts or Underwater Basket Weaving would put up with this crap.
Oh dear. I just made a stupid pun.
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duh, because you're an expert. You can now go on TV and be a panel "Expert." They never ask what you're an expert in.
Besides, it's some sort of Buddhist thing. You're supposed to learn about the nature of the universe by learning about the nature of shoveling camel poo.
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Wow . . . that was . . . I . . .
Wow.
I actually don't mind the title as much anymore.
That was amazing Saint.
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"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit."
In other words, if YOU'RE an expert on camel poo, I'm a master of BS.
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Oh, I always knew that. I just hadn't remember how good you really were.
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/me stems off any innuendo to follow
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/me blushes and tries to hide under a rock
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Well, this is my last post as an Expert Camel Shoveler, and I must say that I am surprised that I was able to get this far in a week.
More to come . . .
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/me smacks forehead
Here we go again. . .
Being a supervisor isn't bad I guess. See, now I'm truly evil . . . I'm middle management!
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Heh, thats pretty funny.
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One of the requirements we made when we designed the classes is that none of them could start getting cool until at least level 20, preferably level 30. There are 99 levels, after all...
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99... thats like.... too many. How the butt did you come up with them all>??!?!
#@
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They didn't. Notice how so many people have titles like "Level 28" or "Level 23." Those aren't hte COOL names, those are the names that they haven't come up with yet.
Or maybe they are the cool names. This is a forum of nerds after all.
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I came up with all 99 titles for the student of servitude class.
I suggest people just come up with 99 titles and send them to Fell or EUOL, becuase they are just too lazy to think of titles on their own.
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Oh well. I like the way I've headed so far.
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Yeah, because you're a Forester. At level 2 Brenna was a Despot. And here I am . . . stuck in . . . well
you get the general idea
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I was a gardener as well. That was a fun bit of time.
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It's too bad. I've got plenty of manure you could have used.
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yeah, and then there's the camel poo that you supervise. (ZING!)
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/me sticks her tongue at Saint Ehlers
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1 point to Obi wan.
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There are a few holes in the ones I did, but they're about 90% finished. Fell intended to come up with his in segements--he did 15 or 20 for each of his, then figured he'd finish them later.
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Lookit me, Lookit me, Lookit me!
I'm cheif forester!
Thats SOOo better than you MoD! I'm so gonna have someone forester a tree onto SE, or Tage, or someone.
Alakazam!
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/me slings Camel Poo at Gemm
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I'm "Favored."
That means I'm popular. People LIKE me.
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And Im gifted... though I cant figure out if I speak to trees, or for them....
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As long as you keep talking to yourSELF you won't be lonely.
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You'll noitice certain...themes for each profession. Many of them aren't what you would immediatly assume, but that's part of the fun. The Student of Divinity is particularly amusing, in my opinion. It fits Entropy far better than he might think...
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Themes??
I'll give you themes.
/me grumbles and plans not-so-devious plots
Well, I'm back to being an Expert. Aren't you all impressed?
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and I'm a master. MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Semenmaster? Whats that SE?
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please let that be a typo, Gemm
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Chaka-khan!
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Ah, MoD, but before you were only an expert at shoveling the poo. Now you're an expert at all forms, varieties, and professions involving camel poo. That's quite a step up from the simple slave you were before.
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Are you trying to make me irrationally furious with you?
Because you're doing a pretty good job, just in case you wanted to know.
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And in response to your comment, as Eric clearly posted early in this thread, it doesn't really matter what you are expert of. The fact that you can put "Expert" at the end of your name is really all anyone cares about. So you'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't really consider this an attiquite upgrade for 100 posts.
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I think you only had to get 40 posts to move to that level. At most it was 50. So there
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And the word is 'adequate'.
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50 posts (probably 40--you're right) to get from Level 6 (Expert Camel Poo Shoveler) to Level 7 (Camel Poo Supervisor) and 50 post from Level 7 to Level 8 (current)
So 90. but 100 is that number rounded to the nearest 25.
/me laughs at herself
Thanks Entropy. I may have a BA in English, but it doesn't mean I can spell.
Obviously. ;)
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My my my Mistress(heh that sounded funny to me, so hush puppies[that one was funny too]), you almost forgot all the added torment people gave you on your hard road to becoming an expert camel poo[/i][/u] [shadow=yellow,left,300]shoveler[/shadow].
Did you? Did you huh???
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Well, there is that . . . but the point I was trying to make is that going from Expert Camel Poo Shoveler to Camel Poo Expert in 90-100 posts is not much of an advancement.
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That and I'm dreadfully afraid that dispite my tearful begging at the beginning of this thread, someone has changed all of the titles for Martial Art Student to something involving Camel Poo.
And if you think I'm paranoid, you're right. But I have an excuse. I've been "Camel Poo" something since level 4, and that's over half of my existance.
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at least you dont have any delusions of grandure.
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Despite your tearful begging? I think it was because of your your whining, sister! I think you have a bright future in the poo business, and you had better get used to it. Maybe next you'll graduate from camel poo expert to "Fecal Savant" or something like that.
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I think the next step is giraffe poo.
Then Elephant.
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I saw an elephant poop once, in a zoo. Man, those things must have colons the size of minivans. She'll probably have to spend three or four levels with the elephants just to take it all in. Or absorb it all. Or immerse herself in the subject. Or whatever. ;D
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The poop has to go somewhere.....
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I don't know, I think all of your mouths are a good spot.
And Kije, you're not really one to talk, seeing as you are: . . . oh wait . . . nevermind.
/me feels a little better, but not much
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Oh, don't worry for me. I lose the flea-ridden part in about 29 more posts. Unless they go and change it. :)
I actually get to escape this little hell eventually, which is more than I can say for some.
**smiles at MoD**
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"Laugh it up fuzzball."
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I find it amusing that at level eight you are still dealing in camel poo, whereas at level four, which is an entire half of your level, I am presentable. A peasant, yes, but presentable anyhow.
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Silence pesent, your talking to a freeborn expert in camel poo
You just cant take pesants anywhere... even presentable ones... ;)
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Go back to hugging trees, Druid, at least I can live within eyesight of the castle wall
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We choose not to. There is a big difference there buster!
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Well, I can say that I do have ammunition that most people, short of Elephant Poo Experts, are afraid of.
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Whereas i can talk you to death, or just use "Hold Person" spell. In some cases i could turn undead at you also.
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no, no thats a fourth year semeinarian, a third year can only show us how to make Ramen and where the best place is to grow our own beer (YES I DID SAY GROW).
/me shudders remembering college
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Well i am guessing that i am only 10 posts away from that. I wish college had been easy as this.
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your telling me,...
Well at least im almost an ill tempered druid... or whatever comes next...
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/me throws herself a party and dances around--alot
Yipee! Finally! Wahoo!
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Well that sure is a kick in the teeth. It would have been funny had you still worked with the camel poo.
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Gemm, you have no room to talk. You haven't had any titles that were as disgusting as "Camel Poo" nor as long. That was 5 of my levels.
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Oho! I think I spy a free servant.... excellent a new soul at a price even I can afford....
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You're still a menial. Which probably means cleaning the privvy. Get to work.
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No I think free servents dust and occasionally polish tableware.... :)
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look, the only difference between a free servant and a slave is the salary. So she'll clean the privvy if I tell her to.
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She can always give you notice Vicar
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I've heard that once you've become seriously involved with camel poo, the stigma never really leaves.
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no, thats the smell... not the stigma,... although I hear lemons help.
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Ack I became David Crosby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Mister Tamborine man.... turn, turn, turn.
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ok, hippy boy, but where's she gonna get money for food? Yeah, that's what I thought.
So now you're a hippy. So you SMELL like camel poo?
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No Sandlewood and Patchoolie :P
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To cover up the camel poo smell?
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No camel poo in my hash :P
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which is ironic, because hash smells like camel poo even without any of it as actual contents.
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Just so you know--I didn't change MoD's classes at all through this. She was destined to be stuck with camel poo that long from the beginning.
There is, however, still the "Student of Annyoing the Admin" class that we made. No one can choose it, but we can assign it to people at will if we wish. It was an amusing idea we've never made use of...
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Considering I am so far quite pleased with my Student of Honour template...
Buddy, mate...You all know how cool I think you admins are? </crawl>
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I remember you talking about that class EUOL. The one where every level is a fluffy animal of some description?
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Yup.
(Insert evil grin.)
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You know, looking over the posts these last few minutes, I noticed something a bit interesting. It seems that we have an inordinant number of Studens of Divinity and Students of Nature. Also, Student of Martial Arts is popular.
The other classes feel a bit under-represented.
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I think it has to do with the name. "Student of Divinity" sounds much more compelling than "Student of Neutral Magic." The latter sounds like you can't get your spell in gear. The former makes you sound like an aspiring god.
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and nature is part of the underlying force of creation
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Are you threatening me, EUOL?
The smell will be gone soon as Servants are allowed/required to bathe regularly.
A free servant is worlds better than Camel Poo Expert, whatever the rest of you say.
;D
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Smell, maybe. Stigma...never. :D
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You watch out--she might have Sprig (who's of the same class) come beat you up. He's level 34, after all--his camel poo days are far behind him.
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It's ok, I'll use my power of holiness to defend him. I am level 34, after all, my days of cathedral sweeping far behind me. :)
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Ha just look at our stats, I'd so kick all your butts. My Hand to Hand ability is almost max.
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Take a look at mine and you will see what happens when you don't bother leveling up at all. My stats are still at level 1 :D
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I haven't leveled for like, 20 levels. You don't want me to take you up on that challenge, do you sprig?
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Spriggan shouldn't care. Once you're level 30+ having a stigma is cool. So MoD, I will continue to tease you for another 20 or so levels.
Did I mention how pleased I am at having found someone to tease now that I've left my 13 year old sister back in WA?
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If you like teasing MoD, you're in the wrong AORP group. Carl's sole purpose in life is to annoy Natira and Brenna.
As for fighting, I think we could arrange a pit fight between SE and Spriggan, moderated by me. The rules are simple--you post your tactics, and I put them into our top secret MMMORPGF Defenestrator to determine who wins.
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which means you basically choose?
I'm going to have to rely on my luck, as that has been what I've focussed on. I'm very lucky.
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Would you factor in how MoD would pass one of those metal folding chairs to Spriggan when the refs weren't looking?
Gotta love the TWWF (Time Waster's Wrestling Federation.)
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See, I don't htink that would come up. I think MoD is stubborn enough that she would want to beat me up on her own terms. Besides, I'm lucky, remember? She's trip or something, breaking his shin when the chair hits him.
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See, that's the drama of TWWF. Now we just need some skimpy outfits for the chicks and some spandex for everyone else and we're set.
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I want to push the boundaries of our subsidized sex standards, and I will wear a skimpy outfit, and MoD can wear the spandex! And SE can be my male dominator!
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Who said I'd side with Sprig?
Kije, I changed my personal text just for you. ;)
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Oh, thanks!
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Gemm, remember when I had all that fear because of you? It's coming back. Now get back in your cage.
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Mission 21-b. subsection 4a-alpha lambda accomplished. Thank you for partaking in another controlled experiment SE. Now if you'll proceed to the leather and fetish room with me.
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/me bashes Gemm over the head with said folding chair
Run Saint! Run!!
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Hahah! Your attempts are futile. As a child I bashed my own head upon tables and desks and walls. And now it is all becoming a useful tool against you! Bwhahaah!
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/me flees in fear and terror, but with a hidden glee, as this post is the one that makes him King of the TWG message board.
Yes, I have now become the ultimate power in the universe. I have more posts than even the mighty fell. ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND PERISH!
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Ah, that's nothing. I've been the Queen of TWG for several levels now.
Unfortunately, it is a lot like being Queen of the Dragons. It's a useless job with very little power.
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actually, I think there's only one monarch, gender of which depending on who has the most posts.
Of course, someone with admin is about to give me the "fluffy bunny" class, but that's ok, it'll be amusing.
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/me comes out from behind and corner and screams "Boo-a-shmoo!" in front of SE.
/me then laughs maniacally.
/me Ooohh's
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wow you guys are scary today.
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Well, *I'm* scared. I don't know about the rest of you.
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I think it's just Gemm. The rest of us are acting pretty normal . . . for us.
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"normal" is a word I dont' think you should use 'round these parts. It frightens the natives.
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/me falls the floor laughing
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Kill the Pig Bash his head spill his blood!!!!....
Hey has anyone seen Simon lately?
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NO, but I've a strong idea where jeffneric ... er... samneric are.
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incidentally this "Piggy" is quite tasty
/me cuts Saint a nice piiece of the long pork.
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Mmmm . . . pork
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Dork: the other pale meat.
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Wouldn't have figured you to like the long pork MOD
/me slices off some more
Im curious to see If I stop being a hippy soon.
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And I'm wondering what horrors level 10 has in store. . . .
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/me falls on the ground laugh outloud
"You Camel Poo Shoveler! Clean this mess up!"
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Ahhh trainer of camels, what joy it must bring you....
heh heh heh!
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Maybe you should toilet train them?
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Not a bad notion, but can it be done?
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MMmmm Piggy.
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/me cuts Gemm some longpork....
"Does anyone want some BBQ sauce"
Well this should be the one.... alakazzam Promote me!
ACK!!
Well I do work in a call center for reporting oil spills!
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Treehugger! That's way worse.
Have you chained yourself to any trees lately?
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No, but I reported a company dumping toxic waste to the EPA on Monday... does that count?
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Probably. ;)
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Now, you know I just couldn't resist putting 'Treehugger' in the Student of Nature list somewhere.
MoD--you need to go recruit some other females to post on the board. It's horribly unsatisfying when there's only one of you to react with indignation at my cleverly chauvinistic posts.
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What am I, chopped liver?
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Since SE fails to be my dominatrix, you stacer, shall be my dominatrix!
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This is why there should never be an international TWG real life meeting. It would involve me, meeting Gemm. And Saint, but i would bring a baseball bat along for him so thats ok. But Gemm? He is like a zombie... you just don't wanna get close.
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You do not understand or realize the reason for my potential crazyness on the board, and mIRC and other places online. To get it out of me. Then in real life I can be a normal dude. But sometimes I just don't do it online, so it does come off in real life, but oh well, there are trade-oofs.
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Whoa. You step away a day or so, and everything changes.
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Yes, but Stacer, you don't post enough to become irate at his male stupidity.
And actually, I feel very alone. *sniff*
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Wait wait wait, who has irate male stupidity?
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See, stacer? That's exactly what I mean.
;D
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Yeah, I lurk a lot. I actually read the board a couple times a day. I lurk and laugh, coming out of hiding only to smack down the boys for their ideas about women's weight. >:(
Maybe it's because I'm not into the RPGs and CCGs--half the time I don't really know what anyone's talking about. ??? But I join in where I can.
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Eh, most of the interesting conversations happen in the 'Rants' or 'Everything else' sections anyway.
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That's good to hear, as I pretty much ignore everything else anyway, matey.
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Yarrr.
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Ye be right Fell! The International waters be tellin's me its International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrgh!
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¡temblen mis vigas!
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Arrr and Avast Ye! Let there be pirates on this here forum!
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ARRR! There already be pirates here, me hearty!
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Arr, matey! I be speakin' more literally o' the titles and such, ye swab!
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Blow me down! I didn't notice such a change. Arr... I be approvin' of this change ye lilly livered visitor from Davy Jones' locker!
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Arr! And for that compliment ye be gettin yerself a new title, matey!
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Woot!
I mean...
AAAARRRRRRRRRR... that be nice. I'll share some o' me booty wi' ye for that one.
(note, that's "booty" as in "treasure," not as in anything else you were thinking).
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Haha, I think you should leave the titles that way. Uh, matey.
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Ahoy, mateys--even the bookstores are getting into it. I saw a display yesterday of pirate books for Talk like a Pirate Day.
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Yar, methinks that a share of SE's booty is a highly undesirable thing, no matter how swiftly he tried to avert the entendre.
(Yar, me also thinks that "entendre" is a very non-piratical word.)
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I does so be belivin' that Fell got the best of that one. I didnay want to take charge of always havin' to do such things. And to compliment today: http://joshlesnick.com/ Thar be a nice little comic thar about pirates.
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Aye, we be needin' more feminine influence here, stacer. ;)
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Alright, so we be needin' more orders of Estrogen and less Testosterone. Got'cha.
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Don't you be changin' your orientation Gemm!!
/me runs and hides
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I wasn't be thinkin' of changing me own orientation. I was going to see if we could knock off a few and maybe gather up some new crowd types. Bwak!
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ARRR. I think if ye be usin' a word like "entendre" and tryin' to say "booty" has a poor meanin' than ye ain't very piratical. I thinks ye needs to be walkin' the plank, now, swabby.
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Who ye be callin' swabby, ya scurvy bilge rat? I'm the captain o' this ship, and I'll not be havin' this mutinous talk aboard. To the galley with ye, and peel the potatoes!
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Foolish. Ye be jus' a chaplain. I'm a Lord High Emporer God-King of the Universe Pirate. Ya Land Lubber. Peel yer own cursed potatoes! Then We'll Keel Haul ya!
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Arr! I be hereby promotin' the frog to the rank of captain! Fear his wrath, lest ye be forced to...uh...Ar, be eatin' lots o' breakfast cereral.
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I still be thinkin' "god-king" be outrankin' "cap'n."
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/me looks around confused
Frog? There be a frog on this here ship?
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l33t h4X0rs 1 0wnX0rzzzzz j00 4ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? You didn't mean software pirates?
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Whos speaking of frogs?
And Jam, your very |4m3
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Rarrrr! Brains! I be needin' brains and bootey! Lots of bootey, but give me some sauce with the brains!
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Arr, Jam, I was thinkin' that was a wonderful joke. Well done, ye rum-swillin sea dog. I be given' you a new title in honor of the comment. Fifty gold doubloons to the first filthy cur who can name the reference.
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Yar, "god-king" doesn't outrank "captain" when "god-king" is only an honorary (and self bestowed) title. Remember, matey, that as admins EUOL and I hold the very powers of creation (and destruction).
Perhaps ye be forgettin' the Student of Annoying the Admins?
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Ya'll have to be coming up with a greater threat than that to be phasing the good Saint.
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Arr, I head off for a little shore leave an' look what I be missin'! O' course, they do say that havin' females on board be terrible bad luck, but I say blimey.
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arrrr I be a 3 headed monkeys uncle!
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Actually, you BE a 3-headed monkey. So if you have a nephew or niece, then yes, you are an uncle.
Speak like a Pirate day's over, so let's review the facts:
god-king was not a self given title. It was self proposed, but then I gained supporters and was awarded the title (by an admin, no less). Therefore, it does outrank cap'n.
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I'm going to have to agree with SE--God King does rank capt'n. Of course, Fell could have just given himself 'Super God King,' but he didn't, so for a while SE ranked him.
But...
BING!
Pirate day has passed. Arr mateys, was fun while it lasted.
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God King may indeed outrank captain off ship but on, no way. I heard a great story once about an admiral in the navy who was a pilot, he was flying out to a carrier as a passenger one day and came up and demanded that he fly the helicopter. The pilot in no uncertain terms told him to sit down and stay out of the way (it was a bit bumpy) when the admiral tried to court martial the pilot later the navy found in the pilots favor explaining that when a chief pilot is flying, no one on board can order him to do anything if he feels its unsafe, or it goes against his better judgement. The pilot in a sense was the captain of the vessel. The same ruling had been made for Bosuns mates when they were skippering small boats in the past and is in fact navel tradition.
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There are two problems with that:
Pirates are not part of a formal national navy as such. Not even privateers are (they're PRIVATEers, not FEDERALeers) so governmental command chain doesn't necessarily apply
2) I was GOD-king. You think I can't change the weather?
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Can we make fun of SE's current title? With tasteless priest jokes nonetheless.
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I didn't realize you had to ask permission for that sort of thing.
But please, no pedophile jokes. That's just not right and REALLY irks me on so many levels. Other than that, I think I've probably earned quite a bit of teasing.
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When I see the words Arrogent priest the words to the song Rattagin from the great mouse detective leap to mind..... Dont know why...
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Hum. From God-King to priest. Interesting little transformation.
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he lost faith in himself!
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never. I am alway lord high emperor god-king. Now, get around to doing my bidding before I snuff you.
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I just want to point out that it's really cool that "repentant priest" is the title that follows "arrogant priest"
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only the penitent priest will pass!!!
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and he hopes he passes soon, it's getting to really be uncomfortable.
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Hah, take that MoD. Now who is whom's master??
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Master and Expert, merely different labels for the same meaning. I'll get there.
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Yay! I'm "famous" now.
"You like me! You really like me!"
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"Shh. Don't anyone tell him it's a misspelling (it's missing the "In" at the beginning).
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I can't be infamous. I repented last level.
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It didn't say anything about you being sincere.
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insincere repentence is not true repentence. And since it didn't say falsely repentant, we have no reason to assume it meant other than it said. Therefore, I sincerely repented, and am now famous for it, "Servent." Now go get me some tea.
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And try to make it taste a little less like mud this time!
Which reminds me Friend of Dirt?
Who thought up these titles.
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EUOL. But I REALLY like that title. It makes you like, King Worm or something. It reminds me an episode of "Stanley" I watched with my kids.
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Speeaking of Kids,... how about Scooby Doo or Toystory for the 30th?
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Toy Story 2 works better. And we have that. Also, we have about a billion hours of Winnie-the-Pooh videos.
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What kind of nature boy are you if you don't like dirt?
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I love dirt. Especially when it gets in the crack of my butt. And sometimes my fingers.
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I discovered while very drunk last night that if you put your hands above a flame to get the soot on them and look cool, it takes quite a long time to get it out from under your fingernails. I'd advise not trying it.
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The kind that wants to gouge his eyes out ever since Gemm decided that he needed to tell us how much he likes dirt!
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MMMMMmm, I can't wait till level 24. Can you?
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Note to self "self make level 25"!
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Note to self, see if Gemm can SKIP level 24.
Hey, it'd be cool if you could multi-class, then we could have SaintEhlers, Arrogant Priest and Expert Poo Shoveler. Or something.
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"Monocausational ist"? What the butt does that mean?
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For some reason it's putting that space in there, which it shouldn't. It's supposed to be 'Monocausationalist.'
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Ok, so what the butt does it mean?? :'( Said the crying clown to the :-X speechless mime.
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Being called a monocausationalist is the worst insult that a historian can recieve (according to one of my professors). It means that you attribute an event to a single cause. For example, if you said that the Great Depression was a result of people buying on margin, or if you said that Germany invaded France to get revenge for WWI.
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... or that Gemm is the way he is because he was hit just once on the head with a hammer.
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And then he took one of those what do you call em'
voiceover- Meat thermometers
yeah and he jammed it right into his brain
voiceover- Yeah I hate it when that happens.
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Heh, once. Thats funny.
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More than once? :o
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Well no, replace hammer with head approaching table at terminal velocity. Is that better?
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use an anvil
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But I did that so long ago. Back in grade school. Between 2nd and 6th grade.
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How Gem lost braincells
an experiment to test the three states of Gems Brain
stage 1.
Gem at rest
(http://www.cardinalnewman.org/photos/guy-at-desk.jpg)
Stage 2 Gem in transition state -repeat untill desired results achived!
(http://www.panoptic-online.com/nonflash/headbanger.jpg)
Success
Stage 3 Gems current state (http://http://ed1.eng.ohio-state.edu/People/Undergrad/SEvin/Images/Doug%20passed%20out.jpg)
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Well, I must say. Anytime I need my life put into pictures I'll just ask the Mad Dr. to do it. That sure was some great stuff there Jeffe. Maybe even a little too close.
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Did I get the hair right?
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No, but thats alright. I'm a dirty blonde haired colored, with blue eyes and glasses.
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No, it's wrong! Wrong! Everything is horribly wrong!
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Wow! Level 25 looks awesome! Once there I'm gonna just stop talking. And you'll never hear another thing out of me, ever! But then again, I can make a clone!! Hahah
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Wow! Level 25 looks awesome! Once there I'm gonna just stop talking.
Promise? Don't tease us now.
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Nope, can't promise a thing. I'm being someone else for the next 24 hours.
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Position: Archon
Alright I've just noticed this title under my profile. What is this one for empathetically?
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If I told you id have to sic my Badgers on you.
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Its the leftovers of the old post count system. It went in several ranks as i recall.
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Yeah. It was lame--it only had five levels!
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I'd just like to say that I think Tage's current title fits him about as well as one could.
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Bored Page? I guess, if one were to eat cheese from the inside out.
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how else do you eat it?
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From head to toe of course!
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Did you watch the Stalin Documentary on the History Channel the other day Gemm?
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What? The one that was on the History Channel last night from 8-10 pm, which was followed by Mail Call, called Stalin: Man of Steel? No, I did not.
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what will he be tomorrow. what.
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Wow, Prometheus' current title added with his flavor text is highly hilarious. I implore you to check it out.
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Yes, indeed. Quite amusing. they must have forgotten Chemical X
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Must... see... what... next... title ... is!
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heh. Fundraiser. Fundraiser is higher level than Lightblessed Reformer. That like, rules. I'm noticing a cycle of repentence and money concerns. It's like, an addiction cycle.
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Heh, Entropy's current title is awesome.
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nothing special about that title Gemm. It's a common position in lots of church denominations.
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Fine, just ruin my fun. Jerk. :P
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Hey! Cool. EUOL's title is Beaker Washer. What class is that a part of?
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Heh. Student of Dark magic. I'm still an apprentice. (Sigh.)
By the way--congratulations on finally reaching a semi-respectable title.
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Well, I may still be a peasent, but at least now I'm favoured. The question is, by who?
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Thanks EUOL. It was a long, and stinky crawl up, but it's good to be here.
And JamPaladin, shut your trap. At Level 6 I was "Expert Camel Poo Shoveler". blarg
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Well, are we a little sensitive about this, MoD? There's nothing wrong with good, honest labor **snicker** even if you still have poo stains under your fingernails.
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yeah, I hear those stains NEVER come out and everyone will always know you used to shovel for camels
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No, I'm merely pointing out that none of the rest of you slackers know about real work. Except Sprig.
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Work? isn't that the thing the menials do? I have a higher calling than that
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Yes, oh king of TWG. You keep thinking that.
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Oh, don't worry. I do.
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heh, Kije made the word poo look like poo. That was clevar. And MoD, I know what work is. I do it here at campus. Which I like doing more than the actual school work. So :P
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I'm not referring to Gemm the person. I'm talking about Gemm the 18th level Seedplanter.
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Heh. I wash beakers. Isn't that hard enough work? And I spent one entire level as a frog (the other mages used me for spell practice during the early 20's.)
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I try and avoid honest labor at all costs. I would rather crawl through gutters begging for my food than lift a finger in work. Now that I think about it, I have.
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That depends. How hard is it to wash a Beaker? Doesn't sound very difficult, unless Beaker tends to violent peck your hands.
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Yeah. How does your parrot feel about this EUOL?
(See! I remember that!)
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Lol. Yes, you're all very clever.
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OOhh OOohh! I'm a clever cleavar! I'm a clever clevar!
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Well MoD, I must say your recent title speaks for itself. Whatever its speaking about I don't have a clue. And if I did I wish it were made out of apple pie.
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Her title reminds me vaguely of pr0n for some reason.
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Yes, I find it vaguely disturbing, and it paints wrongness over my last title as well.
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Not so glad to have progressed beyond Camel Poo now, hmm?
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The stupidity of that comment does not deserve response ;D
But . . . I guess I did already so I might as well say,
WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? Of COURSE this is better than "Camel Poo."
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We all know that deep down you're reminiscing about your good old days as a poopsmith, however loudly you shout to the contrary.
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/me sets Kije on fire
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/me breaks out the marshmellows
Anyone noticing how my titles are becoming increasingly political even though I'm a student of divinity? I find it amusing. it even adds depth to how I was switching between economics and repentence earlier.
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* Kije revels in the flames
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It's been so long since we registered on this thing that I don't even remember what my "character" is supposed to be.
I don't think I ever shovelled camel poo though.
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Very few hear the call of the poo. Even fewer answer. Those that do are usually pretty touchy about it.
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I think you're "student of nature"
Which I think means you can look at Jeffe and Gemm for future titles.
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I wouldn't get touchy about poo. At least not without gloves.
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test
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Good, I thought I wasn't gaining Exp anymore.
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The original versions of the titles were 'Softskin' and 'Hardskin,' but during a revision I tried to edit the names down a bit shorter. However, I've put them back.
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havent even looked to see what I am for a while
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Greenwalker? I hope Im something cooler later...
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You can figure out you name most of the time using the simple Student of Nature formula:
(nature-themed adjectival prefix) + (ordinary verb) + "er"
Oh, and sometimes throw in a "lesser" or a "greater."
Treehugger, greenwalker, plantspeaker, barkeater, etc.
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Beatlebailyer... :) Greenwarrior, etc?
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I'll admit, I had a bit of fun with variations on 'treehugger' with the Student of Nature.
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Well dont forget natural science too :-/
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Oh! That makes so much more sense. Thanks EUOL.
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What does my title mean? Do I want to know?
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It means they started to run out of ideas :P
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Eh. Just thought it sounded cool.
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/me laughs
Ah
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And it sounds cool
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So Jeffe, while were on the topic of stupid stuff, whats with your icon? Is that Max Payne smoking crack?
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No.
Visit http://Doorsandwindows.infernious.net
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that would be http://Doorsandwindows.infernious.net
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Speaking of icons, you changed yours MoD! I'm trying to decide what it is, but I think it looks like something a wyvern would leave on my windshield. But I guess in this case it would be a camel. A Dire Camel.
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Isn't MoD's new icon the dragon/evil fairy from Disney's Sleeping Beauty?
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Meleficent, yes. See Tage's dating thread for more details.
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Well, it still looks like evil camel poo to me.
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::)
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Yeah, there is no escape.