Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: elephanbro on November 09, 2006, 11:18:39 PM
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Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
edit: to remove spam. I actually thought the joke was funny.
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That's a sick but cool joke. It took me a while to understand it, but to be honest I was too busy eating pie.
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ok, back into the basement with you. Stop resurrecting uninteresting threads.