Compliment The Person Above You

[MsFish]

The Bot is also less annoying than I originally esteemed him to be.  

[The Bot]

MsFish is a nice, undercover geek-girl.

[CHERUBOY7]

Bot Luck is a bit obnoxious in my opinion, because every time I put something down, he always makes me look like a fool in his post. Even though he is my brother, that doesn't let him make me an idiot in the forums I choose to post in, does it?

*Boy 7 lucky cherubs says what a lovely summers day it is and that he is bored whilst smashing Bot Luck's swede in with a cricket bat

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Cherub isn't bright enough to realize this is a complimentary thread.

The Bot still hasn't made me kill him yet. Also, he's shiny when you polish him.

[The Bot]

Sorry, my brother hacked into my account and modified my original message, which went something like this:

(Thankfully) E has the sense to decide when to ignore useless stupid posts, and tried to get the thread back on track.

Has anyone else noticed that whenever Cherub comes into a thread, it goes off-track. Now I'm usually lenient with him, but when he starts hacking into my account, something suggests he needs a warning or something, because no-one wants this site to turn into a nursery
school for mal-adjusted misfits.

EDIT 9600112 (approx): Just seen embarassment thread; now I'm embarassed!

[CHERUBOY7]

Cherub isn't bright enough to realize this is a complimentary thread.

The Bot still hasn't made me kill him yet. Also, he's shiny when you polish him.

Well, every single (or couple or love triangle or whatever)thread in this godforsaken forum is a misnomer, so if the thread said right at the beginning that it was the only thread that wasn't a misnomer, then I wouldn't have put that.

And anyway, e, you should be complimenting me, because cherubs are like angels, angels make luck (sort of) and luck is lucky. So unless you want your name to be a misnomer too, I suggest that you shut your gob, move onto the next unsuspecting noob, and leave me alone.

This is a whole new forum now, e, (although it might not look like it to you and you think that nothing has changed, but oh, **** are you wrong) and you don't want to get on the wrong side of me.

*Cherub laughs maliciously to himself

Got that? Oh, don't need to ask you because you haven't. But anyway, now I've just explained that to you, bog off and leave me alone, or I turn nasty.

Wish you weren't here,
Cherub

edited to remove offensive language.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Any future posts not on subject in this thread will be deleted. I only didn't do it with that one because I didn't want anyone to use the excuse that it was about me and that's the only reason I modded it.

[Nessa]

In an attempt to get this thread back on track....

SE likes ice cream. Every time we have AS he's eating ice cream. This is a good thing, you see, because my dad is a dairy farmer and it's people like SE who keep him in business.

[Fellfrosch]

Nessa makes me happy because she makes me think of the Loch Ness Monster's wife, and come on--that's awesome.

Off-topic note: Cherub has been banned, and his account deleted, for failure to follow the rules and for threatening an admin when asked politely to calm himself down. Future discussion of this topic, if any, will continue in a separate thread.

[Nessa]

I love Fell because he helped me think of the most awesome paddy's-day name!

Edit: Plus, um, Fell, I was wondering when your story was finished, so I could read it? I've been patiently waiting...

[fellsmum]

I have to admire anyone who loves my children.

[The Bot]

According to your post, Fellsmum has chosen an appropriate avatar, which is always nice!

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I haven't been around much lately, but apparently Botty has made a good impression.  Which means that he is what we in the business like to call, "Someone who can make a good impression."

Also, he is the cause of a needed rebellion, enemy or protagonist in about 50% of all science-fiction books and movies ever written, thus creating the genre.

[The Bot]

Gorgon said nice things about me. He funny. He nice.

I like cows! Moo!

You called me Botty! Ha ha ha!

Oh dear! I only 3 years old!

[MsFish]

The Bot can type quite well for a three year old.