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Groundhog's Day
« on: February 02, 2006, 10:05:04 AM »
Damn rat saw his shadow.
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2006, 10:09:45 AM »
Yay, more winter!
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2006, 10:18:25 AM »
/me dispatches the ninja monkeys to Punxsutawney (a town name that means "town of sand flies")
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Re: Groundhog's DayFirst D.J.: Rise and shine, cam
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2006, 12:53:05 PM »
Winter's my favorite season, Groundhog Day (not Groundhog's) is one of my favorite holidays, and I will personally dispatch every monkey killer in the nation to defend Phil.

First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips.
Second D.J.: On their chapped lips
First D.J.: their chapped lips is, does Phil feel lucky? Punksatawney Phil, thats right wood chuck chuckers its
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GROUNDHOG DAY!
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2006, 02:46:29 PM »
The best thing about Groundhog day is the leftovers.
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2006, 03:01:38 PM »
No kidding.  That groundhog crumble is good for like *weeks.*  And don't even get me started on the prairiedog pie.
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2006, 03:43:57 PM »
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And don't even get me started on the prairiedog pie.

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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2006, 05:10:01 PM »
Sooooo, you do realize that no matter what the first day of spring is March 21st (give or take a day)? I mean, no matter what the groundhog sees, we're still going to have six more weeks of winter.
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2006, 05:31:54 PM »
It's weather we care about, not astronomical position, foo'.
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2006, 06:43:33 PM »
Amen.  Just because humans put a silly date on a calendar doesn't mean groundhogs don't know what they're talking about.  They've been seeing their shadows WAY longer than any calendar system.  I mean, calendar systems still don't even have shadows.
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2006, 01:54:30 AM »
And what, Sir, about Stonehenge? Some mighty big shadows there!
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2006, 11:16:27 PM »
True, but do they eat Groundhogs?
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2006, 11:19:23 PM »
What groundhogs?
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Re: Groundhog's Day
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2006, 02:26:52 AM »
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