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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2005, 06:48:11 PM »
I hope that this isn't to insensitive, but why are fat people the first to tell thin people and others about how to lose weight? (And I don't mean just Dr. Phil).
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2005, 07:48:28 PM »
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2005, 08:05:06 PM »
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why are fat people the first to tell thin people and others about how to lose weight?

Experience.  They know everything that doesn't work.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2005, 09:21:25 PM »
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"You know how some people eat a salad just for the dressing? That's irony."


I can usually only eat blue cheese with bread or on a salad so i am in that group.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2005, 05:45:31 PM »
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You mean like,
"Did you ever know that I'm your hero? I'm everything you want to be. And you can fly higher than an eagle cuz I am the wind beneath your wings."

My favorite is Enrique Iglesias' "Necesito lo que yo me doy, necesito verme el dia de hoy, y solo pienso en mi, solo en mi."
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2005, 11:01:46 PM »
What I find crazy is my hair.

I shed like a cat. You'd think that I (and cats) would eventually go bald because there's no way hair regenerates quickly enough to handle this kind of shedding. I mean, it takes hair about two years or more to grow two feet, so how am I not bald?
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2005, 03:22:46 PM »
the ironic thing is that you are...  8)
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2005, 04:46:25 PM »
Ari, it probably has something to do with how many hairs you have on your head. As soon as your hair falls out, it starts to regenerate. By the time you would have lost enough hair to be bald, the hairs that you lost have already regenerated.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2005, 03:58:04 AM »
My ferret learned to climb the refrigerator. I think it is to honor King Kong and the Empire State Building.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2006, 07:00:39 PM »
Ok, so I always put on movies to listen to/watch while I'm upstairs sewing.

Ironic is when I realize I'm watching "Pretty In Pink" while turning an old pair of pants into a skirt because I'm too broke to buy new clothes.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2006, 03:23:50 PM »
I just got an email from a guy who has apparently been stalking me--and who sent me 11 emails within 2 days--to stop emailing him.  ??? (This because I told him I wasn't interested.)

I can't help but find it nervously funny, in an "is he standing outside my apartment right now?" sort of way.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2006, 03:39:32 PM »
Training the kitty to "go for the eyes" is a good way to get rid of people like that.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2006, 03:42:53 PM »
More like training the gun to go for the eyes.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2006, 06:12:31 PM »
In the old days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on
'em. Give me 5 bees for a quarter you'd say.
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Re: Ironic things go here.
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2006, 07:03:25 PM »
Wow, looks like we found a real winner. Marche, just a couple small suggestions.
1. If you are going to say something, make sure that it is relevant, and there is a point to it.
2. Have some sense.
3. If you intend to stay, read the FAQ. Here is a link. http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1080380396
4. Don't post in the Suggestions Box until you have been around a little while longer.
5. If you intend to stay, introduce yourself. Here is a link to the thread. http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1051196804

Everything else I have to say should be covered in the FAQ.
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