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Departments => Books => Topic started by: stacer on July 17, 2006, 08:45:39 PM
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I have just been invited to be the Editor Guest of Honor at LTUE next year. I suppose I'll have to come up with a keynote address... They're flying me out and everything.
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Wow, that's awesome. Congrats and good luck with all that.
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Awesome, conratulations.
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Cool. o.o
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Cool.
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Kool.
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Kool-Aid
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Bravo. You know you've made it now.
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Sweet. Nice job, Stacer.
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Yay!
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I just realized that I "conratulated" you,
So, are you now "with rats?"
"New Hormel Chili Conratulated! Now with 30% more rat!"
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I just realized that I "conratulated" you,
So, are you now "with rats?"
"New Hormel Chili Conratulated! Now with 30% more rat!"
I spent about five minutes laughing at this, which is 4 and a half minutes longer than I feel comfortable with.
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One of my houses in Mexico was conratulated.
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Man: Well that was really horrible.
Woman: You're always complaining.
Man: What's for afters?
Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart.
Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well it's got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Woman: Three, rather a lot really.
Man: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'
Man: Appalling.
Woman: Moan, moan, moan.
(Oh, and Stacer, that's very cool. They've sure taken a liking to you!)