Timewaster's Guide Archive

Quote from: Rrikor on July 06, 2010, 02:56:49 AM

I didn't notice that.  I thought the type of gem just affected the amount of stormlight that could be stored within it, not what could be done with it.  Of course all I have seen done with stormlight so far is the lashings.

They said emerald was the most valuable because Soulcasters could use it to make food.  This implies that they can't use diamond held stormlight for foodmaking, otherwise it's rarity compared to emeralds would make it more valuable.  Unless emeralds are actually rarer than diamonds on Roshar, but I'm going to assume they aren't.

Technically, Emeralds are much rarer than diamonds here on terra firma. But diamonds are more expensive. Go figure.

Seconded. The movie ruined averything it tried to adapt from the series. It was very pretty. very pretty, but overall, terrible.

I nearly cried.

I may not ever watch another Shyamalan film.


Howard Tayler had this to say on The Last Airbender:



If you love the Airbender anime, the movie is abominable. If you don’t care, the movie is merely “very bad.”

Ordinarily I’ll brush aside the movie complaints from fans of the original franchise because a cinematic treatment is always going to be different from the source material, and this is always going to upset people. In this case, however, the complaints are valid, and can be summed up as follows: “If you’re going to put [fun element from the anime] in the movie, you need to do it RIGHT.” Keliana, with whom I saw the film, lectured me at length on this after the movie.

This complaint is valid because it’s half the reason the movie was so bad. Shyamalan tried to put too much fan service into it, but there wasn’t enough time to do any of it especially well.

I misspoke. There WAS time, but Shyamalan used it up with weak “tell instead of show” writing and clumsy directing. Some examples of things I said to myself during the movie:

“Why did her voice-over just tell me what I already knew?”

“If that was the best take I’m embarrassed for the actor.”

“If that wasn’t, I’m embarrassed for the editor.”

“Keliana is covering her face. Oh, good. She knows enough to be embarrassed for these actors. Smart kid.”

Usually when I see a film that doesn’t work in some way I will allow for the fact that the filmmakers have a difficult job that I do not fully understand. In this case, however, many of the mistakes were so egregious that I, a non-filmmaker, honestly feel like I could have done better. This is why I think this may be “The Last Shyamalan.” I can’t imagine the people who hire directors looking at this film, seeing the byline which states the film was “written, directed, and produced by M. Night Shyamalan,” and deciding to ever give him responsibility over the disposition of their particular intellectual property. Or money. Or a camera.

Did I enjoy the film? A little, yes. It was visually delightful (in 2-D*) with neat action sequences and (huzzah!) no shaky-cam. But it was ultimately disappointing, and that drops it to just one notch above the absolute worst thing I’ve seen all year – Legion. I will allow, however, that it’s a pretty good sized notch.

Obligatory social commentary: much ado has been raised regarding the race of the characters in this film. Honestly, I believe that was the absolute least of this film’s problems. It may well be the greatest societal problem of this film, in that it reflects tastes and attitudes about race that could use some fixing in Hollywood (and among Hollywood’s customers, yes that includes you and me) but the only place where it really stands out is when we’re asked to believe that the blue-eyed white folk are actually from the same tiny, icy village as all those beautifully brown, epicanthically folded Inuits. Other than that? I didn’t notice race much. I was distracted by the lame movie.

In its defense, the film is trying to tell a beautiful story, and succeeds in a few places. The Last Airbender is an epic tale full of fantastic “hero’s journey” and “coming of age” elements, with romance, action, betrayal, tragedy, self-discovery, and sacrifice, but if this sentence gets quoted partially on a DVD box somewhere I will SCREAM because finding these elements is like digging for salad in a sink full of potato peels and I don’t want anybody seeing this film without knowing that. Great story, crummy storytelling. That’s hard to do, but Shyamalan did it.

Sorry. That last paragraph was supposed to be in defense of the film, but I got distracted by the thought that someday, somebody might quote me on a DVD box.

Quote from: Fireborn on July 02, 2010, 07:18:59 AM

It's spelled Nicrosil, yes.  I have them memorized.  (Am I crazy for listing off the allomantic metals in a very specific order whenever I go up or down the stairs of my home?  There are 16 steps!  It's too good a setup to pass over!)

You aren't. I have my framed Table of Allomantic Metals right above my computer

Definently not alone. I've sketched out the Table of Allomantic metals, and by detecting patterns within the known metals, gave feruchemical and hemalurgic properties to all of them. Looking forward to finding out where I was wrong and where I was right.

This thing's pretty awesome. Needs more people though. Or maybe I'm just impatient.

Nah, couldn't be that.

I think the voice she hears is distinctly her brothers, though the words are Ruin's. So at some point there would probably be a shift...at which point either James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman will voice Ruin. Or I will cry.

WIN!

And then there's Richard. 

Threadwin

As for the names Elim and Shekina, I didn't want to take the Lord's name in vain. This conjured the appropriate mythos in my mind without being blasphemous.

That's who Vin is now, you should check out the Annotations. Brandon did this intentionally to show how much she had changed. Good reasons behind it.