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Title: review: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 30, 2006, 12:59:57 PM

reference: http://www.timewastersguide.com/view.php?id=1450

It was indeed glorious.

Title: Re: review: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Chimera on August 30, 2006, 03:42:03 PM

I'm definitely not going to see this, so thanks for your review. It provided the entertainment I needed out of this hyped-up film.

Oh, and here's my favorite quote from the review:

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"Snake Cam" mode is perhaps a second poor decision. But recognizing that the film is trying to be bad, it should be recognized that such a camera angle is virtually legislated. I'm entirely unsure why it was green. I wasn't aware that snakes saw everything in green. But such are the production values of the film that I'm sure this is correct.

;D

Title: Re: review: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: MsFish on August 31, 2006, 01:29:36 AM

Man.  I want to see this so bad.  But if I'm going to break my R rule for something, it probably shouldn't be this.  Lol.

Title: Re: review: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 31, 2006, 09:13:29 AM

seriously, think about it. If you're going to break a rule, would you rather get depressed over schindler's list? Or have an awesome time watching Snakes cussed out by Samuel L. Jackson?

Title: Re: review: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on August 31, 2006, 01:10:17 PM

Snakes...