Best Quote lately

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Isn't Robert Smith the singer for The Cure?

[fuzzyoctopus]

And thus starts another "I heard he was Mormon" myth

[House of Mustard]

Yeah.  It's too bad because it's a good book.  The reviews say that the dialogue is good and funny, but the direction and acting are bad.

[EUOL]

You know, this brings up an interesting idea.  If you keep writing in this field, HoM, you've probably got a good chance of seeing one of your books turned into a movie.

That's something I doubt I'll ever see from one of mine.

[Archon]

 Perhaps not, but from the small amount that I have seen of Elantris, it should be. It would be such an amazing movie if they could pull it off well, especially with showing Elantris and the Elantrians. It seems like a movie that I would really like.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

It would be a movie, no matter how badly made, I would love.

[Skar]

Whoa nelly!

[Maxwell]

"FRANKENFISH ROXORZ MY BOXORZ!!!"
-overheard during 3rd period English

[Entsuropi]

'Well cover me in honey and throw me at lesbians, just the enhancement I was looking for.' - Blazing Fury, the bikini babe from CoH.

[JP Dogberry]

Saying that Fanboys are invariably annoying is like saying that a bear will get angry if you beat it with a stick.

[Maxwell]

Once you have your elements, you will do what every good chemist does, burn the hell out of them!
-Mr Rayavek(my chem teacher)

[Tage]

From Reuters:

"The volcano remains restless," Neal said.

[Skar]

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it
is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost
went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Poky", died peacefully at
age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

So it's not really a quote, it's a joke. Big deal.  I quoted it.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

heh. I'm glad it didn't recite lyrics. It didn't think we were too dumb.

There was a thread for jokes once, long, long ago. I suppose we could start another. Assuming people have jokes to tell. Most of the new ones I've heard were made up by my three year old and have to do with Star Wars characters. "What do  you get when you mix an orange coat and a lightsaber? An Obi-wan!" Much laughter follows.

[Sigyn]

She discovered that relationships with French philosophers are best conducted at a distance.