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Title: whatever toots your horn
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on July 11, 2003, 12:07:10 AM

So my coworker and I were talking about differences of opinion, and he said "Whatever whirls your dervish" which I thought was particularly odd. But then we started coming up with religious ones.

For Mormons, there's "Whatever baptizes your ancestors"
For medieval Christianity there's "Whatever burns your heretic."

Feel free to add to the list.

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on July 11, 2003, 03:15:23 AM

For Bob Vila: whatever stains your deck
For Lancelot: whatever kills your mates  :)
For Donald Rumsfeld: whatever lobs your bomb

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on July 11, 2003, 10:01:25 AM

half the current regimes in the world:  Whatever tortures your citizens

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on July 11, 2003, 10:28:34 AM

Buddist "Whatever bangs your gong"
Hindu "Whatever pampers your cow"
Athiest "Whatever offends your sensabilities"

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Entsuropi on July 11, 2003, 11:21:58 AM

Cthulhu: Whatever strips away your sanity
phones: Whatever dials your tone
Warhammer: Whatever sells more models

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Fellfrosch on July 11, 2003, 02:29:46 PM

For Spriggan: Whatever you're misspells somtehing

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on July 11, 2003, 04:22:54 PM

For Fell: Whatever sends in the submissions

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on July 11, 2003, 11:32:52 PM

For me: Whatever brings in the cheap slave labor that can later be sacrificed to dark forces.

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on August 10, 2003, 05:56:37 PM

For WOTC:  Whatever complicates the rules.

Alternatively for WOTC:  Whatever sucks out the fun

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on August 10, 2003, 05:59:59 PM

For Johnny Cash:   Whatever swings your gallows

Title: Re: whatever toots your horn
Post by: JP Dogberry on August 10, 2003, 07:25:34 PM

For Windows: Whatever freezes your system.
For Mac: Whatever is compatable with your system.