Corrupt a wish foundation.

[Peter Ahlstrom]

You do, but for some reason they have been shaped to fit your hands. How good are you at handstands?

I wish I had an extra day off to do all the work I was supposed to be doing today.

[Maxwell]

You are granted an extra day off and finish all of the work you were supposed to do today, however upon returning to work you find that the company had been sold and all the employees fired the day before, you did not receive the memo due to your day off, which you wasted because all the work you did is now useless.

I wish I could make my hair do that...

[fuzzyoctopus]

You get your hair to do that, but it likes it so much it never does anything else, and by the time you're 80 you're sick of it.

I wish my dog could speak English.

[Brenna]

Your dog can speak English, but it swears like a sailor.

I wish Brenna would let me sleep in.

[42]

Brenna does let you sleep in, but only because she's decided that she's all grown up and doesn't need you anymore.

I wish someone nice would come talk to me.

[MsFish]

Someone nice does come talk to you, but you spurn them, so they go talk to someone else.  


I wish it wouldn't snow anymore.  

[Harbinger]

It doesn't snow anymore. Little kids can't make snow angels or snowmen or have snowball fights with Daddy. When they come in from playing, Mommy isn't waiting there with big, steaming mugs of hot chocolate and a roaring fire in the fireplace. And all the magic and wonder fade from the world as it slowly dies.

I wish for more wishes.

[The Bot]

You get an unlimited number of wishes (like you already have!), but they are also corrupted.

I wish that my new Sims 2 Open For Business pc game would work.

[MsFish]

It works, but only from 9-5, and not on weekends or major holidays.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

You don't have a headache, but only because your head was cut off in a freak accident.

I wish I was in New York.

[MsFish]

You are, but you got there by being bound and gagged and stuffed in a trunk.

I wish I were a ninja.

[Harbinger]

You're recruited by The Foot. The Ninja Turtles take you out on your first day on the job.

I wish for a better response to my wish for more wishes.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

you are granted more wishes, on the condition that you surrender a portion of your body, chosen by the wish-granter, for each wish.

I wish I wasn't at work today so I could do other stuff.

[Fellfrosch]

You're not at work because you've been stricken with leprosy, and must now live in a colony for the rest of your painful, miserable life. Unclean!

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[Skar]

You're allergies are removed...along with your colon.  Hello colostomy bag.

I wish people would start using their brains instead of just carting them around in their skulls.