These Stupid Titles V

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I can tell you it involves toast, a small child and a whole ham.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

I note with some dismay that I'm now an arcane scholar.

[MsFish]

I don't know where else to put this, but this holiday name thing is out of control.  I'm boycotting.  

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

I'm going to have to agree, though more because I'm too lazy to bother.

[Shrain]

I boycott my exceedingly boring title, Clinic Worker. In order to do so, though, I figure I ought to keep my Easter alias so as to distract from my unsightly level title.

mmm. I think EUOL must've had a social worker fetish to think up all these weird Soup Kitchen and Helpworker titles.

[The Bot]

I don't know where else to put this, but this holiday name thing is out of control.  I'm boycotting.  

I don't mind it when you can tell who they used to be. Although, I can never decide whether to call them by their original name or their new one.

[MsFish]

mmm. I think EUOL must've had a social worker fetish to think up all these weird Soup Kitchen and Helpworker titles.

That's what you get for being a student of light magic.  

[Shrain]

Score! I'm a medic, and I didn't even have to crack a book! (Don't tell my patients...)

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Awesome! I'm now a Master of Theoretical Magic! Hey wait a minute, theoretical? What a gyp, I want my money back!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

/me puts on his pedantic jerk glasses

it's actually "gyp." From "gypsy." It's a racist term based on the gypsy reputation for thievery.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Thanks for the "typ"! I'm awful, I know.

You were serious about that whole Racism Education Day weren't you?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

actually, that's kind of funny.

[FirstMateJack]

I'm a freakin' overlord.

I don't know about you guys, but a big flying purple, bulbous, tentacley looking thing that just hangs around hive clusters isn't my idea of a white magic thing.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

That's not all you do. You also scout, being able to detect cloned units, and transport units over impassable terrain

[FirstMateJack]

I suppose that means cloaked.  

Oh yeah!!... I also provide more control.

I guess I am important. Without me, the messages from the head up would be relayed to a bunch of mindless drones who would no doubt begin attacking other broods.