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Spam poetry theater
« on: April 27, 2006, 06:43:42 PM »
Ahem.  Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to poetry thread at TWG.  Through out this thread we'll be presenting poetry retrieved in various in-boxes, for many years now frustrated poets have been sending us e-mails is mass quanities and we've decided to show case them here for you and share in their brilliance.

The first entry is from Koehler, entitled "Rocking Product".  Please enjoy.


Rocking Product


down-down my weight
zipping my energy
bring down my weight
zipping my lean muscle mass
bring down my body fat
bring down my wrinkles and sags
revitalizes my hair and nail growth
refresh my memory, mood and mental energy
sleep soundly and awake rested
help "me" getting rid of stress, fatigue and depression

« Last Edit: April 27, 2006, 06:51:26 PM by Spriggan »
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Re: Spam poetry theater
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2006, 09:41:04 AM »
This is awesome! Too bad I've never gotten peotry.
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