Please Save Paul

[MsFish]

For the record I would just like to say that I feel neither alienated, nor insulted.  

[House of Mustard]

Well, we'll have to try harder.

Welcome to the board.

[House of Mustard]

By the way, MsFish, feel free to post to the Introduce Yourself thread, under the Site News section.



It's worth a shot...

[MsFish]

Nice try.  

[Tage]

At least she's got a good sense of humor. Notice that, in her profile, she's a student of deception.

[Master Xaio]

Only one question, which you will no doubt not answer:

If you're not stalking EUOL, then what *are* you doing? Or are you just obsessed with him and fish?

[MsFish]

Whyever wouldn't I answer?  

I'm not stalking anyone.  It's only stalking if the person tells you to leave them alone.  

I'm not obsessed...just random.  Randomness is the spice of life, I say.  Just ask anyone who knows me.  

[Master Xaio]

Like who? Care to give us any idea?

[MsFish]

Once again, nice try.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

well, if you're interested in him, you'll have to be revealed eventually. At last you will have your revenge! (sorry, little star wars coming in there).

I think you're just teasing us. Seeing as we're a bunch of nerds, that's fairly easy. But still.

[Master Xaio]

What was the point of your coming on here if you're not going to tell us *anything*?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

well, we know you use BYU computer labs. Since the pattern of your IP logs shows you going back and forth between different computers. Perhaps one in your residence if you live on campus. But we already guessed that. We want soemthing meatier.

[JP Dogberry]

Right. First off, the board logs IPs. So I did a bit of looking around.

Ms. Fish's first and third post use the same IP. She's posting from somewhere with a static IP. I know this, since the second post comes from a different IP on the same block. These posts are close together, so obviously she's moving between computers on the same site.

The last post has a weird assignment IP at the front, which I've seen when I post from my own university, on the stricter security settings.

All the IPs conform to BYU. So, Ms. Fish, we know you are a BYU student or similar, with access to the computer labs there. But we already guessed this. I can quite clearly state that we now know for sure.

[Peter Ahlstrom]

Fascinating.

[MsFish]

Me?  Tease you?  Never.

I believe I had already admitted to being a BYU student.  But then, I don't think you knew that...so I'll forgive you.