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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2004, 01:01:30 AM »
You are all SO toast. You don't understand that dying has not made me any less powerful.

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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2004, 01:40:26 AM »
just smellier
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2004, 09:25:15 AM »
Right, so the undead wants to beatdown the new king?

/me points to all the lined up paladins, preparing to turn undead.
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2004, 11:05:41 AM »
Unfortunately for you, since SE was a holy man in life, he can not be harmed by holy actions such as turn undead. So he proceeds to go forward and slap all of these paladins across the face WITH......a herring!
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2004, 11:09:45 AM »
He was a holy man in LIFE. He is no lomger in life. He's DEAD. Since he's still walking around, that makes him UNDEAD. Which means he can be turned.
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2004, 11:28:47 AM »
Stop picking on us undead.  We get a bad rap.  Just because 'Evil' is part of our name, people assume we're...well, uh...never mind.
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2004, 11:53:32 AM »
 Ah Hah JP! My plot has worked. For while you were arguing with me, the undead armies, Saint included, snuck up behind your paladins and slit all of their throats. Turn that!
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2004, 01:46:00 PM »
/me hefts his executioners axe and runs after Archon cackling madly

Come back here! I need more shrunken noob heads for my wall!
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2004, 01:58:05 PM »
We guerillas cannot be thrown anywhere, and like pre-Bolivia Che Guevara are legendary and untouchable.

So tremble, usurpers, whilst we plot in caves, nooks and crannies undiscoverable by thou and thy lackeys!

Oh - and you all smell of elderberries!

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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2004, 02:02:11 PM »
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Come back here! I need more shrunken noob heads for my wall!


Incidentally, did I miss the part where Archon got hastily shut down by Entropy's swift anti-newbie justice?  I was thinking about that yesterday, and wondering how a new guy managed to show up without getting yelled at.

Or was it just because Archon didn't show up and immediately start acting stupid?
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2004, 02:24:46 PM »
I think he was another guy that ent smacked down and then changed his name.
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2004, 02:39:45 PM »
         No, I avoided that part somehow, I am and always have been Archon. The most I got was a small reproach from SE and HoM in this thread.
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2004, 02:54:30 PM »
I know Archon personally, Spriggin, he's not someone who changed his name.
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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2004, 03:32:33 PM »
Actually, I'm a variant of the 1st edition D&D Lich. While I retain my good alignment, I am undead, but can still be resurrected. Also, because I'm first edition, I cannot be turned. Esp by Paladins who have a vastly weakened turning ability.

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Re: We Run this place!
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2004, 06:26:12 PM »
I guess this makes me the guy who was stuck down in his basement concocting random schemes of madness while the irrelevant revolution began in the world above.

Careful with the Obi-Wan references SE. I got there first.  ;)
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