We Run this place!

[Spriggan]

 With all the bigwigs that actualy moniter the place (you know Fell and Tage don't    )off in Boston with limited net access I hear by declair JP king of TWG with me as his royal advider, Entropy as his head general and Gemm as Royal Jester!  Let this decree be knowen throughout the land a revolution has come!

[Eagle Prince]

You'll need to bribe the masses with empty promises now, or be overrun by the mob.

[Lieutenant Kije]

I get to head up the counter-revolutionary forces stationed in guerilla bases throughout the countryside then.  Viva la anti-revolution!

[Peter Ahlstrom]

who said access was limited?

mwa ha ha ha ha ha

[Peter Ahlstrom]

who said access was limited?

mwa ha ha ha ha ha

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

JP may be king but may I remind you that I am the Lord High Emperor God-King.

[Archon]

And I am the one controlling SE with my mind control powers. Or at least I hope so.

[JP Dogberry]

The Lord Emperor god-King is dead (Assassinated, see?)

Long Live the King!

Indeed, as I know run this place, those I favour shall reap rewards, while those I don't shall fear my wrath. This wrath shall me meted out by my loyal advisors, Gemm, Spriggan and Entropy, as mentioned.

Now that I'm in charge, I shall make a royal decree.

Royal Decree #1: Here ye, here ye, you better make me a Sandwhich.

While we;re at it, here's another

Royal Decree #2: Entropy, go and deal with Kije's Counter-Revolutionaries. Feed them to Cockraoches, or something.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Uh, "Sir", Kije's counter-revolutionaries are there to keep you in power, hence to counter revolutions against you.  Easy mistake, I guess, I can see how you may have thought that they were there to counter your rule.

[JP Dogberry]

But see, my coming to power was through a revolution, and here you are coming into my court to trick me into thinking my mortal enemy is in fact my ally?

You are a treasonous spy. Have him put into the corner and forgotten about!

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

But platform wars is in the corner, and by your request!  I need a hamburger and a large bucket of paper clips...

[JP Dogberry]

Platform wars was the last spy to betray me. But you, unlike he, should have known better. Therefore, you shall serve in his place.

My *Loyal* minions, who of you has FTP access?

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Oh well, at least now I get this sandwich.  Mmmm, meaty.

[Entsuropi]

/me throws the rebels in Sigil and laughs.

[Maxwell]

so am I like a harmless yet annoying plaque, like a bad itch that wont go away, or do I represent something that is either A: too deep to understand in this life or B:incredibly shallow and stupid but never the less mildly entertaining?