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Title: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 03, 2006, 06:26:50 PM: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

It's real, as we can all learn from this official pamphlet.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Fellfrosch on May 03, 2006, 07:18:53 PM: I think that makes this the third, maybe fourth time someone has posted that here. But I guess we have lots of new people, so read up.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 03, 2006, 07:20:49 PM: I am not going to read every single post.

I'm too lazy, I'd rather annoy everyone.

Anyway... hmm.. has anyone posted a video of the "Where's the cheetos" skit?

I've only heard an MP3 of it, and seen one version of it at the end of some game a guy showed me, I have heard there are other video versions, but I can't seem to find them.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Spriggan on May 03, 2006, 08:48:50 PM: I also think this is one of the few links that has poped up in just about every deparment/topic board on the forum.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on May 03, 2006, 09:17:53 PM: No! Not Blackleaf!!!! I'm going to DIE!

(She was robbed by the way... Blackleaf didnt even get a saving throw)
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Eagle Prince on May 03, 2006, 11:23:20 PM: Quote
I am not going to read every single post.

I'm too lazy, I'd rather annoy everyone.

Anyway... hmm.. has anyone posted a video of the "Where's the cheetos" skit?

I've only heard an MP3 of it, and seen one version of it at the end of some game a guy showed me, I have heard there are other video versions, but I can't seem to find them.

http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rpgs;action=display;num=1113412753;start=8

This should take you to the thread with links to the skit. It is by the Dead Ale Wives I think, I posted a link to an 8-Bit Theatre version (this is a web-comic that uses graphics from the original Final Fantasy game). There is probably another thread or two around here about the Jack Chick comic. We end up quoting stuff from those all the time, hehe hehe. "I cast... magic missile.."
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Entsuropi on May 03, 2006, 11:41:00 PM: I always liked the 'I cast darkness at the magic missile!' varient.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 04, 2006, 08:53:02 AM: THere's a sequel two where the magic-user invites his girlfriend over to the game. Creepiness ensues.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on May 04, 2006, 10:36:44 AM: Somewhere there's a MST3K version of "Dark Dungeons" that's absolutely hilarious. I may have posted the link in "Cool Things on The Internet" a while back but I can't find it now.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: blcdrayco on May 04, 2006, 11:03:11 AM: I SO want that mind bondage spell. Or at least a variant that gets my parents to leave me alone for more than ten minutes whenever we are at home. (I'm not kidding- with the exclusion of early morning and late night ten minutes is actually the average on some days).
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 04, 2006, 11:05:30 AM: Quote
I SO want that mind bondage spell.

I'm pretty sure that's how my wife got me married to her.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 04, 2006, 01:37:53 PM: Where are the cheetos?? Yeah.. I've only heard it on Dr. Demento, and seen one version at the end of a fantasy game someone had on PS2, it was pretty funny. the guy in the kitchen was one of the final bosses, and a big dragon like guy.
Title: Re: Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!
Post by: Mister M on May 04, 2006, 01:40:37 PM: Thanks to the Dead Ale Wives, my wife and I have houseruled that in Munchkin, a Magic Missile does double damage against The Darkness.