ok, while I understand you're enjoying making fun of noobs, if you look at the FAQ table of contents thing,
TWG Forum FAQ
Part One: The Time-Waster's Guide?
1) What is the Time-Waster's Guide?
2) Who runs the Time-Waster's Guide?
3) Where did the Time-Waster's Guide Come From?
4) Can I write a review?
5) Can I have something free to review?
Part Two: The Forum
1) What forum etiquette do I need to know?
2) What's the main theme of the TWG forums?
3) What are the different forum sections?
4) There's a lot here. How do I know what to read?
5) People are making fun of me. What should I do?
6) Who are all you people?
7) What's the deal with all these levels and titles?
Anything else I need to know?
Part Three: Writing Groups and Forum RPG games.
1) Any special etiquette I should know here?
2) How do these forum RPG's work?
3) How do these forum writing groups work?
4) How do I join one of the RPG's or writing groups?
5) What is TW(i)G and how do I participate?
Part Four: Acronyms and Terminology
1) TWG
2) TLE
3) AORP
4) LDS
5) BYU
6) Regular User Nicknames
And then look at the actual FAQ, the end of part two and all of part three aren't on it, which I'm guessing was where the explanation for the whole forum-RPG thing was