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A sad day for Tage
« on: June 29, 2005, 08:36:01 AM »
Avril Lavigne is engaged to someone that's not him.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160895,00.html
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2005, 08:45:08 AM »
Awwwwwwww....... *condolences*
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2005, 09:03:41 AM »
My condolences to the guy. She's cute but so staggeringly stupid it's a constant amazement she manages to breathe.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2005, 11:35:15 AM »
Well, most pop artists are.  The reason is the record companies know that they have to appeal to the people, and the people are stupid.  So they find stupid figureheads and while gnomes do the real singing, thinking, selling, writing, and artisting.  GNOMES.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2005, 01:36:06 PM »
It all makes sense now.

What bugs me about Lavigne is her attempt to seem like she is a rebelious deep-thinker, which makes her seem even dumber. Same goes for her fiance.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2005, 11:14:58 PM »
I love gnomes.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 03:46:36 AM »
 :P Gnome-lover.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2005, 05:09:21 AM »
That recalls to mind a 2-year-old episode of Jerry Springer involving dwarves...
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2005, 05:17:23 AM »
You know, this wasn't the saddest day in the world for Tage. Because I informed him tonight that he gets to be my Understudy Boyfriend. I could have picked anyone, and he got to be it. Should EUOL fail to perform boyfriend duties or become mysteriously incapacitated and otherwise unable to lavish attention on me, the job will fall on Tage. This is a very serious position--although he is not on active duty right now, or in the foreseeable future.

So now Tage has the hope of someday being my boyfriend. It can't have been too terrible of a day with those kind of tidings.  ;)

I still have a position open for Under-Understudy Boyfriend. Should you wish to apply please send me chocolate, YA novels, and sparkly objects.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2005, 05:20:09 AM »
Gee, I should adopt that idea.
But won't they fight?
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2005, 05:28:21 AM »
Hopefully. To the death.
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2005, 05:31:06 AM »
My, we're vindictive!!!

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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2005, 05:33:44 AM »
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2005, 05:40:27 AM »
Nah, of course I don't want them to really fight. It's better if they just adore me instead. A dead boyfriend (or understudy boyfriend) is of no use to me.  ;)
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Re: A sad day for Tage
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2005, 05:41:16 AM »
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