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General => Everything Else => Topic started by: Recovering_Cynic on September 16, 2009, 02:59:43 PM

Title: Never Break Into a Ninja's House
Post by: Recovering_Cynic on September 16, 2009, 02:59:43 PM

Is it just me, or have we been slowly regressing to the middle ages?  This time it was feudal Japan . . .

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/15/samurai.sword.killing/index.html

Title: Re: Never Break Into a Ninja's House
Post by: Inquisitor on September 16, 2009, 08:29:38 PM

This is hilarious. Why can't stuff like this make the news more often?

Title: Re: Never Break Into a Ninja's House
Post by: Recovering_Cynic on September 16, 2009, 08:40:36 PM

Well, there are only so many hands around available for severing, and most people are stingy about making their hands available for the process.  It's an issue of supply and demand, really.

Title: Re: Never Break Into a Ninja's House
Post by: Eerongal on September 16, 2009, 08:43:01 PM

Quote from: Recovering_Cynic on September 16, 2009, 08:40:36 PM

Well, there are only so many hands around available for severing, and most people are stingy about making their hands available for the process.  It's an issue of supply and demand, really.

Yeah, people like above have the market cornered, unfortunately. It's sort of like a natural monopoly.