Ow. That hurt.

[JP Dogberry]

Yesterday, at school I got into an insulting match with someone in my class. I though we were just mucking around, until he hit me. It gave me a mild concussion, and I lost memory for several minutes. I later got it back, but I'm still missing a few minutes of what happened. It got sorted out, and we're each writing apologies to each other. My face still hurts though. Moral of the story: afte ryou pay ssomeone out, make sure you're ready to duck.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

You do realize that this story is extremely funny, right?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Wow, are you ok, concussions can be serious...

[Mistress of Darkness]

Yes, that is really funny. I'm sorry about your concussion though. I hope you're feeling better.

[JP Dogberry]

Oh, I do realise very much the amusment potential. It was only a mild concussion, I'm fine now. The worst side effect was that I wasn't allowed to consume alcohol for 24 hours. Nothing strange came out of my ears or nose, so I'm assuming I don't have massive blain bleeding.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

don't be so quick. Sometimes the brain slushes around a lot before it starts to flow out.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Ahhh Auzzieland where a kid can pound a beer.

Well at least we know you can insult with the best of em.... In the future I reccomend not mentioning the other guys mother.

[Mistress of Darkness]

or his girlfriend . . . or his dog. You should use that insult ability on Avast Ye though.

[JP Dogberry]

Even if I refer to his sister as the same person? Oh, and he referred to my mother first, claiming I do incestuous things to her male genitalia, and that she was engaging in homosexual acts with my school's assitant principal (Who she is going with)

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

his genitalia should be fine to insult because its obvious he oversensitive about size.  

[Entsuropi]

Heh. You sound too mature for school - most people in school sound like twits online (see: Isimir).

And thats pretty funny. I should try teaching you in my famous "gibberish" style. THrough a combination of a Scottish accent and a tendency to create ad-hoc insults on the spot, i generated a insulting style that resulted in many opponents getting dazed and confused. It is rather lacking in long term strategic ability, but for a first minute opener its a corker.

And the alchol deprivation is bad.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"corker" heh. "Cor! Blimey, mate! That'd be corking!"

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Never say I never did ask you for nothing. Entropy(sounds more like Entropee) teach me this infamous palpable insult emporium of yours.

[JP Dogberry]

I'll take that as a complment, Entropy. I am about to finish school in a few weeks, so that might be half of it. As for confusing insults, I've got some of my own. Although most of these revolve around threatening people that they will "Never survive make your time." I'd be interested in learning more. To quote Morte:

"Alright! New taunts!"