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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #90 on: April 20, 2009, 09:10:08 AM »
have you ever actually smelled what really charred, not just scorched but really burned, animal flesh smells like?  Trust me a bacon torch is a really bad idea.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #91 on: April 21, 2009, 01:21:18 AM »
How the hell would we know what a bacon torch smells like???  ::)
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2009, 03:11:31 AM »
I just sort of assumed that a bacon torch would smell like burned bacon...
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #93 on: April 21, 2009, 09:11:21 PM »
Did anyone watch some comedian, can't remember who, talk about the magic of pigs. "They take an apple, which is essentially trash, and turn it into bacon. What isn't magical about that"

P.S. it may be a misquote
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #94 on: April 21, 2009, 11:38:36 PM »
Lol right. I've never really smelled burned bacon, though.  :-\

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2009, 02:31:56 AM »
Was that Ron Whitethe fat guy from Texas who always does his routine in a black suit with a big stogy in his mouth?
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #96 on: April 22, 2009, 02:54:00 PM »
FYI Ron White does not represent the rest of Texas Nolan Ryan does!!!!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2009, 12:44:29 AM »
Is he a fat Texan with a black suit and a stogey, too? 'Cause if so…then his name doesn't really matter.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #98 on: April 23, 2009, 01:34:21 AM »
Nolan Ryan is one of the greatest baseball pitchers of all time and is known for kicking someones ass for charging the mound! He is the reason people say don't mess with Texas...
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #99 on: April 23, 2009, 01:38:23 AM »
Wow. Sounds like a great guy.

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He is the reason people say don't mes with Texas...
Really? I would have thought it was their bad spelling……

jkjkjk haha I couldn't resist!!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #100 on: April 23, 2009, 01:41:03 AM »
I'm asking Jade to SMITE YOU!!!! evil or not...
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #101 on: April 23, 2009, 01:42:29 AM »
*THROWS PILE OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AT KAZY*

Jade will be on my side.

[And 'mite' is in 'smite' and the only mite in this thread is you so the only one receiving the smite will be you.  :P There's logic for ya.]
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #102 on: April 23, 2009, 01:45:35 AM »
Don't ever right poetry again shaggy its too much of a strain for you....



Oh noes i didn't!!!! :o
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #103 on: April 23, 2009, 01:55:42 AM »
…Poetry?? What are you talking about??
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #104 on: April 23, 2009, 02:09:54 AM »
Your "logic" was a rhyme scheme and yes i know poetry doesn't generally rhyme....



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