Jedi versus Ninja

[Peter Ahlstrom]

You should get some Naruto ninjas. That would help the balance of power on that side.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

well, I DID forget to mention that I have a Foot Soldier and Donatello and Michaelangelo ("a fellow chucker, eh?) of TMNT, which boosts ninja numbers even further.

[Dex1138]

But still, you've arguably got three of the most powerful Jedi to ever live...Even without their sabers, Yoda & Mace could Force-toss the ninja around like ragdolls. And Anakin & Luke could whine at them.
There was an ep of the Clone Wars toon where Mace was sans saber for awhile and still took out tons of battledroids.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

yeah, but they're also some of the coolest ninjas ever, with ninja magic and strong wills.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Oh, well if you have some ninja turtles the pack is sealed, all the jedi are doomed.  In fact, I think that not only wouldn't Mace walk away, but at least four ninja would.  Like, minimum.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

The Ninja team just got another backup: Usagi Yojimbo

sweet, eh?

ok, he's not really a ninja, he's a ronin, but forced to choose between a team with Anakin Skywalker and someone named "Dooku" or a team with Snake Eyes and Scarlet, I'm tellin' ya, he's all over the ninja team.

[Entsuropi]

I feel compelled to note that, in rocognition of Christmas and, more importantly, that one player will be absent for the next few weeks, that my group will be playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Reindeer instead of Conspiracy X.

Beware.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

There is, incidentally, a new ninja. I now have a small Nightcrawler in ninja gear.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I've been rearranging some suff, since the wife is coming in today to deliever my RotK EE DVDs. I'm realizing of the stuff I have out of storage, there are 7 ninjas (an even dozen if you count the TMNT and the Elektra which are on different scales) to only 2 Jedi. That spells trouble.

Of course there's factional trouble with the ninja, what with there bein Joes and Cobras in the group. Plus the Jedi have an ewok to help them. That last fact alone nearly guarantees them victory.

[JP Dogberry]

Does the Inverse Ninja Difficulty Hyptothesis work on jedi too?

More importantly, your wife delievered ROTK EE? I asked for it for Christmas. I was refused. Grr...

If I end up with something lame I don't want instead of the EE, I'll be upset. Especially since I spent about twenty hours making Mix CDs, burning, creating Booklets, writing Senryuu, Printing, Cutting out and so forth.

Hmm...I wonder if that makes me cheap or if it makes me caring? Or possibly just a consummer slave.

The answer is Ninjas

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

that's what the returns counter is for. You get something you don't like, you take it back and get something you DO like.

[JP Dogberry]

Except she's buying stuff from a city six hours from here, and another four from where I live.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Then have her take you.

Plus, most stores, even if you don't have a receipt, will accept on exchange or credit basis at least, any product that they actually sell.

But this is why all gifts should be bought at Target, so you can return them anywhere.

[JP Dogberry]

Isn't that Kinda dishonest? Anyway, I'm gonna talk her into a NESbuckle. NESbuckle rules.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

how is that dishonest? Seriously, I don't get how it could be. They still have stock to sell of equal value to what you get.