Timewaster's Guide Archive

well in that case let me treat you to a jew joke,
Q:What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe will occasionally tip.

and this is one of my father's favorites
Q: why do jews have such big noses?
A: Because the air is free.

If this is offensive to anyone I apologize, however I'm fairly certain I'm the only jew here. And if you find this offensive and are not jewish, well, I guess you should lighten up.

um most of my friends are girls, and I have a lot of sisters...
so like just a list of names?
lilith
tasha
morgane
aja
zoe
mara
susie
hannah
pindi
cera
celest
nora
karen
tanya
christina
annabel
scarlet
emily
chloe
ari
adrianna
jennifer
lauren
mary
sydney
lydia
tara
...and those are just a bunch of my sisters(only 3 of them) and the rest are my friends.

sorry I should have said that. Yes feed back would be lovely.

another work I', thinking about putting in my portfolio, and it should be noted that this wea meant to be read as if someone is talking to you, kind of trying to point out something on the horizon. Also  it's about a person and not the ocean.

The East India Trading Co. By Max Raden

At precisely seven twenty-one this morning, while watching the ocean
There
No. Not there.
There, yes, right there.
Do you see it?
A sort of sleek bengal cat... no.
More like a sunny sunday thunderstorm that doesn't wear shoes
Perhaps followed by a wonderful night, playful and sagacious...
What? Are you sure you don't see it?... It's right there.
Mahogany skin and purple silk full of sea water, promising fair tides and good happenstance,
Just right for sailing in those turquoise seas and getting lost in the emerald crescent on the left.
You still don't see it? Well she does have double vision in that eye.
Wry smiles and serene laughter like a lotus blossoming in frozen fire.
touching the shore only for a second before retreating into the sky and crashing waves.
I'm telling you it's right there.
Eclectic, erratic, and erotic, like a once graceful serpent swimming through hard liquor.
Always at death's door and life's stoop, fearless, peerless, and tearless.
It's right there, that mahogany skin and purple silk full of sea water.

true but that wuld have been too obvious

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you know I used to hate poetry that didn't ryhme, but as I got older I started to develop a taste for the free form prose as it alowed me more freedom to express my eratic and capricious emotions. And thank you, it was written to evoke a response.

well it's as I thought... the progression doesn't work unless the reader knows what it's about... see it's like a little story, and the first three stanza's are a thing thats happening and the rest is the reaction to said event and the last stanza is the aftermath
oh and thanks, I may just out a few more up later.